11.29.09
Forecast for Early Games: Less Spinning and Sun Chips
You would think the preponderance of piss poor games on Thanksgiving would free up some quality for the early slate on Sunday, but then you’d think a lot of other things that are stupid and wrong. Instead, we’ve got a slate of dreck toplined by two AFC divisional contests that were very closely contested by the inferior team the first time around (Cleveland was headed for a tie in Cincy before Bengals players had to convince Marvin Lewis to go for the victory, while Kris Brown did his thing in missing a field goal to force overtime a few weeks back in Indy) which means the better team will probably win in a massacre now. BUT NOT SO FAST! Spinnin’ Dwight Freeney is out for the Colts and Cedric Benson is inactive in Cleveland. Freeney’s absence could have some significance, but the loss of Benson probably won’t affect anything beyond fantasy rosters.
Also, the Texans signed Brian Russell this week. As if Peyton didn’t have enough DBs to pick on.
What other pointless affairs do we have to monitor?
Miami at Buffalo: Have the Bills hired Mike Shanahan yet? No? Good I’d rather they hold out for Mike Zimmer anyway. I still think Ricky Williams should have won Meast last week over Matt Stafford. How hard is it to look great against the Browns?
Seattle at St. Louis: [Casts around for something to say about this game] Hey, look at this wacky picture!
Carolina at Pussytubers: They already castrated a jaguar. Do they have to run through the entire cat family?
Tampa Bay at Atlanta: Because Raheem Morris needs to be a little more overwhelmed as a rookie head coach, he stripped his defensive coordinator of his duties and will call defensive plays himself.
Washington at Philly: I think the Maj is too busy getting Gilbert Arenas a million Twitter followers to bother with this game.
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November 29th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Goddammit Fox! I have jumbled video and no sound…for about the 4th time this season.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Seriously, do the female KSK readers here think that the stupid Kay Jewelers commercials are actually romantic/sweet? Whoever wrote those needs to die a horrible death.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
They already castrated a jaguar. Do they have to run through the entire cat family?
Pretty sure Darrelle Revis just fitted Delhomme with a new set of neuticles on that pick six.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
MATTY ICE DOWN
November 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Someone must pay for these Best Buy singers. PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!
November 29th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Hell no, the Kay Jewelers commercials suck.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Had to start Slaton because Benson is out… of course Chris Brown gets to carry it in for the TD. God dammit.
Was Andy Reid on his kids’ drugs when he called that onside kick?
November 29th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I’d like to restage the movie “Battle Royale” with the entire casts of the Kay and Best Buy ads.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Chris Redman is….doing well? What?
November 29th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Why does the Redskins’ secondary suck more than a Vegas hooker?
November 29th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Brian Cushing, robbing Peyton of yet another Meast.
November 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Oh, Peyton Manning. The Texans drink your milkshake!
November 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
No, I think Matt Schaub is robbing Peyton of the Meast this week.
November 29th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Oddly enough: My name is Ram and my tank is full is not a very good pick up line.
November 29th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Why the hell isn’t anybody asking what Archie Manning thinks?
November 29th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Jason Campbell… God will smite you if you throw one more FUCKING RETARDED pass today.
November 29th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Did Andy Reid just cough up some partially digested mollusks? Yikes!
November 29th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I was at Toys R Us this wknd and they had an action figure set consisting of Archie, Peyton and She-li. What fucking kid would ever want to play with those?
November 29th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
@margarita Did the Pey Pey Doll have a giant fetus head and was Elisha wearing some flippin’ sweet footie pajamas?
November 29th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Yes, and the Eli one also had a vagina.
November 29th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Seneca Wildcat!
November 29th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Skinny post. heh, that’s what she said.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Also, speaking of sucky commercials, screw this Jeep commercial trying to make me feel like a lazy ass for staying in watching football on a Sunday. Way to ensure your future success Fox.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
My ex-wife would probably be beside herself after that Chris Gamble sighting
November 29th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Is there a rule requiring the Texans to play so many white wide receivers?
November 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Picksixeration by Schaub. This is why the Texans can’t have nice things.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Well McCoy didn’t get me the TD (freakin’ Buckley!?!) but he got the deuce!
November 29th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Note to future self: never pick the texans to win their division again
November 29th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
If Akers doesn’t make this field goal, how quickly do the Eagles fans break him into pieces?
November 29th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
“In a moment, we will be pulling some typical Fox shit, where we show you 2 minutes of an actually interesting game, then bring you the Vikings/A-team-that-has-no-shot-of-beating-the-Vikings game.”
November 29th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
“The grass will still love me.”
November 29th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Any chance of the NFL getting together and discussing toe injuries? The Matty Ice’s of the world should not have to suffer in silence.
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