FACK YOU, INDY!
YOU GAWT LUCKY! BELICHICK SHOULD HAVE BEEN REWAHHHDED FAR HIS BAWLLS! HE’S SETTING YOU UP FAR THE NEXT GAME! WE WERE-AH THAH BETTAH TEAM! BAD SPAWT! BAD SPAWT! NO ONE DENIES THIS! I SECRETLY SAW THIS COMING! DON’T YOU SEE? BELICHICK IS KEITH HERNANDEZ! HE’S THAT COOL! THREE RINGS! WE STILL HAVE THREE RINGS AND YOU DO NAWT!
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November 15th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
I am stunned, depressed, disappointed, drunk, and full of buffalo chicken. But seriously, what…the…fuck. PUNT IT BILL. Don’t make me second guess you. I don’t like doing it.
/Seriously, fuck you Bill.
//There’s a first time for everything
///numb
November 15th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Sick, brah!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
6 FF losses in a row
#2 in points in my league
Lost today by 4pts against Peyton.
If fucking Colston or Vincent Jackson had been worth half a shit today, I would of had it fucking locked
Godfuckingmotherfuckshitdammitsonofabitch.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Lovie Smith thought is was the right call.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
This wins everything this week.
/somewhere Tawmmy is punching his girlfriend for being a LAAHHD CAAHNT!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I DENY THIS!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Rodney Harrison is close to tears!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Belichick should have his balls cut off for that call, but we can’t understate how fucking Maroney has proven he’s horrible yet again. I think I’m going to cut him from both of my fantasy teams on principle. Fuck that motherfucker.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I’ve already lost three fantasy football games, and couldn’t give a fuck. Holy shit what a win. It was a game to lived up to the hype and more, and I could only be happier if this had happened in the postseason.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Bill Belichick finally gets whats coming to him. It wasn’t even really clutch time, it was sit on the ball and punt it time, and he turns into Andy Reid and burns through his timeouts, then arrogantly goes for it on his own 30. His. Tears. Are. Delicious.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Holy shit, I need a cigarette. Pats, Steelers, Cowboys, Eagles all lose, and the Giants were on bye so I didn’t have to spend part of the day in the fetal position while watching them find another way to lose games this season. Today went about as well as possible
November 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Holy horseshoe crab fellatio
November 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Simmons is currently writing a 1500-word essay on how Belichick is wisely lulling the rest of the AFC into a false sense of security prior to the playoffs.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
While it may have been a bad call in hindsight, I don’t begrudge BB for going for it. TB made a good pass, Faulk should have caught it, and the spot was iffy. He catches that in one motion, game over. It was a high percentage play.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I am stunned as fuck. Jesus Christ. That 06 loss to the Colts during my aunts wake was bad, but I think this one was even worse since I actually watched this game.
Son of a bitch, I’m going to be angry for the next 2-3 days.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:01 am
That call by Bellichick was up there in the Tony LaRussa level of genius moves that backfire.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:03 am
I bet Boston fans are slitting their wrists by the truckload. God, I feel so fucking good!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Looks we need to get us a new defense and RB.
The only consolation for me now would be if you pissed off that one guy who thinks Peyton should be Meast, by not making Peyton Meast even after his spectactular game.
/grasping at straws
November 16th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Bad spot, Maroney fumbles when he could literally breathe across the goal line, Pats found a way to lose to the Colts in spectacular fashion like they seem to enjoy doing. They look really bad for taking that pointless timeout too, would have been nice to challenge that retarded spot.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Can we get a screen cap of Bellicheat’s security goon knocking out at least one camera man after the game? He clearly shoved one to the ground and it looked like he was going after another.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Belichick for LEAST.
Oh, the delicious hubris!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:09 am
The Furies finally came home to roost for the Pats, it was like the House of Atreus.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Honestly, I was positive that if that 4th down call was going to work for anyone, it would be fucking belichick and the fucking pats. Ballsy as fuck, but ultimately dumb. So fucking upset that the Jets could not finish off the Jags. At 5-4, the Jets would’ve put themselves back in the playoff race, especially considering how the rest of the weekend turned out. I hate how they constantly tease me every year, but still find a way to suck.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Right now I am drinking a milkshake made of bourbon and salted-caramel ice cream and imagining that the salt I taste is the tears of Bill Belichick’s unfathomable sadness. Oh it tastes so yummy…
/had the Patriots for $35 at +3
//couldn’t imagine a tastier outcome.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Belichick did more to make a fetus happy this week than Stupak.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Regardless of tonight, the Pats are still going to the playoffs, where they will obliterate the Colts and their fans with their terrible damn signs (Peyton, make it Wayne? Suck a dick.). NO ONE DENIES THIS!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Ehh, given the way Peyton was driving, say Colts get the punt back on their 30 therebouts with 2:00 minutes on the clock, does anyone really feel NE’s D would’ve stopped them? It wasn’t as bold a gamble as I’m sure we’ll all be told it was on at the outset every TV sports analysis program from here till next sunday.
Bold would have been NE letting them score once they lost possession, giving them more then :13 left on the clock.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Gimp Andrea Kremer’s safe word was “PUNT”. Belichick just wasn’t finished.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:20 am
I think Belichick should lose genius cred for this. Nobody in the media should be allowed to call him a genius for the next two or three weeks.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Manning had one timeout and two minutes of clock – whether it was on the NE30 or the Indy30, it didn’t matter. NE’s defense was done regardless.
Cannot wait for the Simmons column on this
November 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am
dudebro: The Pats aren’t going to make it past Pittsburgh or San Diego in the first round. I’m from the future, I know this.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Even women know not to go for it from that spot on the field only up 6
November 16th, 2009 at 12:34 am
I still think it was a good call. I must be some combination of drunk/crazy/playing too much Madden
November 16th, 2009 at 12:36 am
I would have punted the ball, but I understand why they went for it.
You have Tom fucking brady and an offense that had hung 34 points on Indy. It’s reasonable to think you could get two yards in two downs and guarantee yourself the win.
If the decision worked, most would be saying it was genius.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:37 am
The only reason people are saying it’s a bad call is because it didn’t work. You’re 50-60% to win the game right there. Do you really think Peyton was that much more unlikely to score from his own 30 than from the Pats’ 30? If the spot is a foot more forward (or they have a timeout and can challenge it) then they win and everyone just talks about how ballsy he is. He fails and everyone pillories him. It’s not rational.
/hates Pats/Belichek and loves to see them lose, but also hates people who don’t understand correct football strategies
November 16th, 2009 at 12:42 am
To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure this was a Meast worthy performance for Peyton. I mean sure, the Pats were only up 31-14 in the 4th, and he was helped by a phenomenal defensive stand for the ages on a terrible playcall by Belichick.
OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING. THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY BE MORE MEASTY THAN THAT. NOTHING. THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE MEASTY IS IF PEYTON FUCKED GISELE IN THE ENDZONE AFTERWARDS.
*ahem* Sorry about that.
Anyway, Meast or not, I feel privileged to have watched one of the best games in a series that’s already had it’s share of memorable games. This one is right up there with the 2006 AFC Championship game.
/9-0 bitches
//18-1*!
///”Only 17 points? Is Plax playing defense?”
////21-3
/////38-34
November 16th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. And punting on fourth down.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:49 am
A comment thread with both Patriots fan tears and Jets fan tears? Don’t mind if I do!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
DONT YOU SEE. IT WAS A HIGH PEHCENTAGE PLAY. FAULK MAKES THAT CATCH CLEAN, WE WIN THE GAME. TYREE DOESN’T MAKE THAT CATCH, WE WIN THE SUPAH BOWEL. WE ARE JUST MAKING SMAHT FAWKING HIGH PEHCENTAGE PLAYS, AND IF IT WASN’T FAH SOME GAY ASS HELMET CATCH OR SOME FAWKING BALL SPOT WE WIN THE GAMES. IF THESE PLAYS HAD JUST GONE OWAH FAWKING WAY OVAH THE YEAHS WE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE LIKE SIX FAWKING SUPAH BOWELS. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Thank you Mr. FAWKIN PAYTON for typing the entire post above verbatim.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:15 am
I could go for some breakfast. You feel like having breakfast with me.
Cool.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 am
Peyton and Randy on my fantasy squad, after going against a guy who had Chris Johnson and MJD today….. Holy fuck the Fantasy Gods are smiling on me.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:21 am
8-1 Gino and Drew. I don’t even know what to do with that. Is this an according to Hoyle miracle?
Fuck man I am an old guy and I don’t know what to do. Do we eat lutafisk? Do we make a quilt! Help me!
Just drag him off da road.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions
November 16th, 2009 at 1:22 am
WHAT ARE YOU A DOCTOR? DR. BRULE HUH! FAWK YOU! I CAME AT IT FROM A WHOLE NOTHAH ANGLE. THE ANGLE OF, “IF THESE PLAYS GO ANOTHAH WAY WE WIN FAWKING RINGS.” IF FAWKING POLLARD GOES INCHES HIGHER ON BRADY LAST YEAR, HE DOESN’T TEAH UP HIS FAWKIN KNEE. ANOTHAH RING. COLTS DON’T PUT UP 32 IN THE SECOND HALF IN ‘06, BAM, ANOTHAH RING. ITS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT BELICHICK UNDAHSTANDS THAT YOU DON’T UNDAHSTAHND.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:33 am
I was disappointed that there were no cut-aways to Bob Kraft slitting his wrists.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Watch out, cameraman. Belimumble’s hired goon (Stone Cold Steve Austin?) is hungry for blood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZHU-Oq39Y
November 16th, 2009 at 2:11 am
Holy shit, still can’t believe the Colts won that game. I’m convinced Brady got Belichick to change his mind during the time-out. The icing on the cake though would be if the Colts now run the table and go 19-0…all thanks to the Patriots. Who would spontaneously combust first…Brady, Belichick, Simmons or the ESPN building?
November 16th, 2009 at 4:59 am
I was right again, twice. In my picks column, I picked the Pats (+3), and they covered. Also, in a column several weeks ago, I wrote about how great coaches tend to lose their greatness after they turn 55. I predicted all of this. Behold my greatness.
I will now go fuck myself in the ass with a garden spade.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:47 am
When discussing the Colts/Pats rivalry, Colts fans usually blame a couple of their losses early in the series on the random fumbles and miscommunications that happened, or the hand-off that got stuffed at the goal line, allowing the Patriots to make a momentum-changing goaline stand. Patriots fans always credit Belichek and criticize Manning for these plays, apparently because every fumble is the result of bad coaching and bad leadership, and every break in your favor is the result of great coaching and leadership. It will be interesting to see how the media attempts to deflect blame for this loss away from Brady, and onto Maroney and their defensive backs, because the great Belichek can’t be blamed every time one of his idiot players turns the wrong way or fumbles, right?
November 16th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Nice vote of confidence in your defense BB, I almost came watching the Pats lose last night.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:11 am
If you haven’t seen this, please do
http://deadspin.com/5405348/no-one-films-the-belichick-in-failure
November 16th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Just sayin’.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Great video Upstate Underdog!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I just went to Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and saw 6 people kill themselves. What a fucking disaster. I hate football. My life has no meaning.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Can we just give Sanchez Meast of the week? God knows he needs it. From pussytubing on top of Everest to losing to a castrated Jaguars team, what a fucking season.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
@Wade Garrett – Actually, Colts fans blame A) Willie McGinest faking an injury to kill the Colts momentum and make the goal line stand, and B) The Pats defensive backs molesting the Colts receivers to the point where there was some talk of charging them with assault and battery after the game. Oh yeah, and the whole Spygate thing.
So yeah. I mean, it’s a pretty telling stat that the Colts are 5-1 against the Pats since the league placed “additional emphasis” on defensive pass interference.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:43 am
I like it when coaches do what they think gives them the best chance to win the game, rather than what they think will get them in the least-hot water with the media if they lose.
The fucker made the right call. I’m glad it didn’t work for him, but it was the right call.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Monkey Business is so annoying, he actually makes enjoying an epic Pats choke difficult.
Okay, maybe not difficult, but less easy.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:56 am
That video is great. THISNEVERHAPPENED!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:57 am
“Wow,” defensive end Robert Mathis said. “All you can say is wow. That’s a lot of disrespect.”
“Total disrespect,” linebacker Clint Session said. “They disrespected us and they got what they deserved.”
Going for it on 4th and 2 at your own 20?
THAT’S DISRESPECT.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Like Lil’Wayne Chrebet, the Jets freaking kill you new ways each season, now with 3 AFC losses. The Jags had been outscored 71 to 13 in their last 2 road games, so of course the Jets made another mess. They’ll now spend the next 7 weeks twisting the knife in new painful ways.
Cannot enjoy Bellicheat shitting the bed because of excessive pussytubing on the bye week. Doesn’t seem like Coach Ryan did any actual preparation during the 2 weeks, so pussytubing is as plausibly as what ever the hell he did do. Either way they sucked again.
Next idiot Jets fan to mention Kerry Rhodes in the same sentence with Polamalu or Reed gets a cheap shitty suit jammed down his esophagus. Rhodes officially lead the NFL in bullshit yapping combined with awful performance. And for this he is paid $6 million per.
BANGS HEAD INTO KEYBOARD REPEATEDLY…
November 16th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I’m a Colts fan, and I think Belichick made the right call. Not because it ultimately turned out in the Colts favor, but because I felt much more comfortable with the offense driving 70 yards in two minutes than I did that the defense would stop Brady from getting two yards. The defense has been great most of this year (the first half of last night’s game notwithstanding), but given those options I’d take Manning and the offense every time.
\dick joke
\FACK YOU PATS!!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 10:06 am
This was only a football game. I am fortunate to have two lovely young children and a beautiful wife. There are children starving somewhere. My power to do good in this world and make it a better place is unaffected by the events of Sunday the Fifteenth of November.
/disbelieves self
// punches Belichick in the cock; burns grey hooded sweatshirt
November 16th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I’m waiting for a homerific post from Punte today.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am
as a lifelong Colts fan this game was FACKIN SWEEEHT.
The most brilliant football mind of this decade losing on a dumb decision….it’s so ironic I just saw a hipster wearing its T-shirt.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:20 am
there is no way in fuck that peyton does not get the meast now.
at last, peyton claims his rightful crown as meast of the week.
peyton for meast!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Its days like today that I wish I still lived in Boston….
There are very few of these but they do happen.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:28 am
I woke up earlier today and couldn’t get back to sleep for an hour because all I could think of was this game.
And then I woke up and my roommate had espn on. WHYYYYY
November 16th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Has anyone ever got positive ID on Tawwmy from Quinzee? (The guy in the pic) I bet he needs a hug today.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
November 16th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Are we still talking about this?
Can’t we all agree that the bigger game is tonight?? Browns vs. Ravens, now that’s the rivalry of the decade.
/trying hard to keep my sanity right now.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Is ‘Monkey Business’ representative of the Colts fanbase? If so, I have found a group of people to hate more than fans of Palin’s book.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
It was obviously the right call, because the Pats did get the first down assholes. At least one good thing comes of this game, perhaps we can put to rest the retarded accusations of preferential treatment of the Pats organization as a whole. I won’t argue with the accusations of Tommy Dreamboat love.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I’m think both fan bases are mentally retarded. And they’re proving it right now.
I agree with Blancito! I always hated the Pats fans, but Colts fans are proving they can compete with them.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am
@Paul-god
I’m think your writing is King-ian.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:58 am
@dudebro: I think the right word is quasi-Kingish.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
there can be only one Joey JO JO….you bastard!!!
/Really dont give a shit
November 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Few experiences in televised sports are more delightful than watching Bellyjoke slink hurriedly off the field in his Wal-Mart shopping costume, as the jeers of tens of thousands of Colts fans fall on him like a monsoon. Unless, of course, it’s watching the Lizard King’s lackey and his minions get clobbered at Lambeau.
What a great two-fer weekend. Thank God the EPL was on international break or I would have probably missed it.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
/saw final score, jizzed pants
//ignores Monkey Business
November 16th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Holy fuck dudebro and various other Patsy fans, watch the fucking replay. It was nice to see the refs actually get an important call right for a change. Try and find a valid reason to cry about. I’m now pulling for the Colts to go 19-0 just for the abject misery it’ll cause.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
What a crap site. And since when do pussy liberal arts majors get to criticize men playing a mans sport. Go play with your barbies, faggots.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Yeah, real men major in turf science! Eat a dick
November 18th, 2009 at 6:40 am
“Few experiences in televised sports are more delightful than watching Bellyjoke slink hurriedly off the field in his Wal-Mart shopping costume”
lol
the hoodie sux.
actually, in all fairness… I do understand why he went for it and can almost see some good reasoning behind it.
Pats offense, some people might say they are kinda good… 2 yards, yeah, they can do that. run out the clock = win.
If Payton Manning gets the ball back, he is going to score… he always scores… he did score, he is a freakin syknet football robo-nerd terminator.
I’m just glad the pats lost… it’s all good.
Now the Jets need to stop eating hotdogs on the sideline and do their job, which is beat the pats.