Electrolytes Out!
11.16.09
Or, alternatively: X MARKS THE RAPIST.
Yes, that’s Shawne Merriman with the logo for something called POWERADE ION4 shaved into the side of his head, because who wants Brent Celek to get away with being the biggest guerrilla marketing whore in the NFL? Puhlease. Who’s he ever forced himself on? I mean, besides my mom.
All you future sexual assailants out there better get with this Powerade stuff, especially now that they’re outlawing Joose (the bastards). It promises revitalized, angry sperm.
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Starbucks has a special deal: Buy one; get one half off.
/Why would anyone ever want half a HJ?
//Which half?
Ever since I switched from Crown and Cokes to straight Crown, I’ve been a lot less rapey. Now I know why.
he realizes he wears a helmet during the game right?
I can’t believe all you guys like money and whores, too.
It’s what plants crave
I’m more of a Starbucks fan myself.
I don’t think we got time to go get handjobs.
So his head supposed to look like a sewn-on button now? Or was that unintentional?
Brawndo? I’m more of a Starbucks fan myself.
Yeah is anyone going to make a hair montage of this fool? haha
Holy christ I need a screencap of Kolber’s hair right now.
Shall this be our Brown / Raven posting spot? Because I need to see if a real game will break out tonight. I am addicted.
In other news, Merriman has petitioned the league to allow him to wear a clear helmet.
Jay Cutler was Tila Tequila’s rebound. Was just trying to help her through tough times bro.
POWERADE ION4…It’s got Electrolytes.
So it’s like Brawndo?
Merriman must really like Jacks.
@StuScottBooyahs
Yes. Don’t forget, kids: Correlation IS causation.
Dr. Joshua M. Sharfstein, the agency’s principal deputy commissioner, said their consumption was associated with increased risk of serious injury, drunken driving, sexual assault and other dangerous behavior.
I love the idea of a beverage putting someone at an increased risk of sexually assaulting someone.
It looks like Shawne Merriman’s haircut… [/puts on sunglasses] … is JACKED UP.
/YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
They can take my Joose, but they’ll never take my Irish Coffee!
IT’S GOT WHAT CRAZY VIETNAMESE MIDGET ATTENTION WHORES CRAVE!!!
POWERADE ION4…Because when the bitch fights back, you’re gonna need those extra electrolytes!
POWERADE ION4…It’s got Electrolytes.
Nothing moves product like the endorsement of roided out rapists of midget freaks. Powerade Whatever can expect to win a marketing award for that coup.
It took me a minute but I finally got the title.
Well played, KSK. Well played.
He has a head? Shit, I never get past the tatted up awesome arms.
At least it’s not a fucking blue mohawk.
And I am a Chargers fans. Yeah, Andy Reid and Bill Belicheck! Norv looks like a genius for a week! WooHoo!
Hopefully it tastes better than Tila Tequila…
Still better than the kid that had the Bengals logo on the back of his head.
Who knew Merriman decided to embrace the straight edge lifestyle? I bet he has a ton of Minor Threat on his ipod.