Comments on: Devin Hester Misses Golden Opportunity to Plug New Twilight Movie on His Ass

By: Doretha

Doretha — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:09:52 +0000

YOU PEOPLE ARE rude.

By: lasvegasbearfan

lasvegasbearfan — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:45:40 +0000

Looks like the Bears’ offensiive plan has a crack!!! Hahaha

By: Cutlerception

Cutlerception — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:05:14 +0000

“Chicago Bears passing attack: always getting caught with our pants down.”

By: UbenHadd

UbenHadd — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:28:51 +0000

John Fogerty is inspired to release a new single “Black Moon Rising” which leads to his brother Tom coming back from the grave to haunt John and continue his bitching about not being appreciated enough. Meanwhile Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton organize a protest for the blatant use of the word black, which they have a copyright on, to combat racism and because they are bored and have been lacking media attention. Which all leads to Dustin “McLovin” Hazelett getting pissed because he’s not black and people may become confused when he uses Bad Moon Rising as his entrance song…so he challenges all of them, including John McCain for uttering the phrase “human cockfighting”, to a no-holds-barred UFC cage match and beats them to a fucking pulp.

TLDR yeah, it was too long for me to read also, but it would still be a much better movie than any of this Twilight bullshit that daughters get their parents to watch.

By: mASScot

mASScot — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:32:07 +0000

Is that a uniform violation or a wardrobe malfunction. Either way, someone is getting “fine”d!

By: ProfessorPher

ProfessorPher — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:25:29 +0000

Oh I get it because we can see his ass.

By: dk mke

dk mke — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:21:41 +0000

Mike Singletary approves.

By: Matt Casselhoff

Matt Casselhoff — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:17:30 +0000

I’d like to ASS you a few questions!

By: Lofa Tatupoontang

Lofa Tatupoontang — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:57:11 +0000

Hi I’m Dr. Cheeks, I’m a little behind on my rounds.

By: Barren Rodgers

Barren Rodgers — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:53:17 +0000

This reminds me of the time Steve “Psycho” Lyons pulled down his pants after sliding into 1st base for the Red Sox.