John Fogerty is inspired to release a new single “Black Moon Rising” which leads to his brother Tom coming back from the grave to haunt John and continue his bitching about not being appreciated enough. Meanwhile Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton organize a protest for the blatant use of the word black, which they have a copyright on, to combat racism and because they are bored and have been lacking media attention. Which all leads to Dustin “McLovin” Hazelett getting pissed because he’s not black and people may become confused when he uses Bad Moon Rising as his entrance song…so he challenges all of them, including John McCain for uttering the phrase “human cockfighting”, to a no-holds-barred UFC cage match and beats them to a fucking pulp.
TLDR yeah, it was too long for me to read also, but it would still be a much better movie than any of this Twilight bullshit that daughters get their parents to watch.
11.23.09 at 1:32 pm
mASScot
Is that a uniform violation or a wardrobe malfunction. Either way, someone is getting “fine”d!
11.23.09 at 1:25 pm
ProfessorPher
Oh I get it because we can see his ass.
11.23.09 at 1:21 pm
dk mke
Mike Singletary approves.
11.23.09 at 1:17 pm
Matt Casselhoff
I’d like to ASS you a few questions!
11.23.09 at 12:57 pm
Lofa Tatupoontang
Hi I’m Dr. Cheeks, I’m a little behind on my rounds.
11.23.09 at 12:53 pm
Barren Rodgers
This reminds me of the time Steve “Psycho” Lyons pulled down his pants after sliding into 1st base for the Red Sox.
11.23.09 at 10:47 am
Ibeaux
This is all Dennis Franz’s fault.
11.23.09 at 10:06 am
Rob in WI
Najeh Davenport thinks that’s a half assed job.
11.23.09 at 10:01 am
Mike D
HESTER? But I hardly even know her!
11.23.09 at 9:54 am
Zero Charisma
MORE LIKE PLUG HIS ASS M I RITE
11.23.09 at 8:57 am
Myron Cope's Ghost
If Hester read KSK, he’d know to Always Be Coverin’.
11.23.09 at 8:46 am
Upstate Underdog
Hester might want to tighten his belt from now on.
11.23.09 at 8:41 am
Upstate Underdog
Dark side of the moon?
11.23.09 at 2:36 am
Lawrence
Maybe since Roethlisberger and Ochocinco like playing video games online so much, they should find a way to plug “Avatar.”
/anticipates boos
/shows self out
11.23.09 at 2:15 am
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
I’d like to take this moment to thank him for ruining my opponent in FF this week. We all knew you had it in you Black Ass.
11.23.09 at 2:13 am
Reggie Bush's Pimp
The Bares do suck!
11.23.09 at 1:56 am
Pokota
The Bares still suck….
11.23.09 at 1:36 am
LaFavre's Next Drink
Jesus Christ, KSK is all about anal!
11.23.09 at 1:28 am
Philly Jim
This is what you get when you mess with the Eagles…”now let’s see you drop them pants, boy”…
11.23.09 at 1:11 am
Sword of Tatupu
Joe Buck thinks that is a disgusting act.
11.23.09 at 1:10 am
Cutlerfucker
Hester already embarrasses himself trying to be a receiver, so I don’t think something like this affects him too much.
11.23.09 at 12:56 am
Georger
Looks like he’s smugglin’ two Christmas hams down there.
11.23.09 at 12:44 am
Dieter
When I saw this during the game I thought, “wonder if there will be a screen cap on KSK?”
As the kid from the Encyclopedia Britannica ads used to say, “and there it is.”
11.23.09 at 12:41 am
chifan39
That game was horrible to watch but at least that was pretty hilarious. Well at least I can hope for a better draft pick now…oh wait…
/drinks heavily
//remembers Bears also traded 2010 second round pick
///chugs straight from whiskey bottle
11.23.09 at 12:40 am
Lofa Tatupoontang
See, he could have had Team Jacob on the left ass cheek and Team Edward on the right ass cheek
11.23.09 at 12:32 am
Slideshow Bob
Hester only did it because the Australians were planning to use the Boot on him.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE rude.
Looks like the Bears’ offensiive plan has a crack!!! Hahaha
“Chicago Bears passing attack: always getting caught with our pants down.”
John Fogerty is inspired to release a new single “Black Moon Rising” which leads to his brother Tom coming back from the grave to haunt John and continue his bitching about not being appreciated enough. Meanwhile Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton organize a protest for the blatant use of the word black, which they have a copyright on, to combat racism and because they are bored and have been lacking media attention. Which all leads to Dustin “McLovin” Hazelett getting pissed because he’s not black and people may become confused when he uses Bad Moon Rising as his entrance song…so he challenges all of them, including John McCain for uttering the phrase “human cockfighting”, to a no-holds-barred UFC cage match and beats them to a fucking pulp.
TLDR yeah, it was too long for me to read also, but it would still be a much better movie than any of this Twilight bullshit that daughters get their parents to watch.
Is that a uniform violation or a wardrobe malfunction. Either way, someone is getting “fine”d!
Oh I get it because we can see his ass.
Mike Singletary approves.
I’d like to ASS you a few questions!
Hi I’m Dr. Cheeks, I’m a little behind on my rounds.
This reminds me of the time Steve “Psycho” Lyons pulled down his pants after sliding into 1st base for the Red Sox.
This is all Dennis Franz’s fault.
Najeh Davenport thinks that’s a half assed job.
HESTER? But I hardly even know her!
MORE LIKE PLUG HIS ASS M I RITE
If Hester read KSK, he’d know to Always Be Coverin’.
Hester might want to tighten his belt from now on.
Dark side of the moon?
Maybe since Roethlisberger and Ochocinco like playing video games online so much, they should find a way to plug “Avatar.”
/anticipates boos
/shows self out
I’d like to take this moment to thank him for ruining my opponent in FF this week. We all knew you had it in you Black Ass.
The Bares do suck!
The Bares still suck….
Jesus Christ, KSK is all about anal!
This is what you get when you mess with the Eagles…”now let’s see you drop them pants, boy”…
Joe Buck thinks that is a disgusting act.
Hester already embarrasses himself trying to be a receiver, so I don’t think something like this affects him too much.
Looks like he’s smugglin’ two Christmas hams down there.
When I saw this during the game I thought, “wonder if there will be a screen cap on KSK?”
As the kid from the Encyclopedia Britannica ads used to say, “and there it is.”
That game was horrible to watch but at least that was pretty hilarious. Well at least I can hope for a better draft pick now…oh wait…
/drinks heavily
//remembers Bears also traded 2010 second round pick
///chugs straight from whiskey bottle
See, he could have had Team Jacob on the left ass cheek and Team Edward on the right ass cheek
Hester only did it because the Australians were planning to use the Boot on him.