Devin Hester Misses Golden Opportunity to Plug New Twilight Movie on His Ass
BECAUSE HE’S MOONING THE CAMERA! “NEW MOON”! GEDDIT?!
Aw, of course you don’t.
Tags: cutler would be happier if it were olsen's ass, mike singletary thinks this was a motivational ploy, xmas ape
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November 23rd, 2009 at 12:32 am
Hester only did it because the Australians were planning to use the Boot on him.
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
See, he could have had Team Jacob on the left ass cheek and Team Edward on the right ass cheek
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
That game was horrible to watch but at least that was pretty hilarious. Well at least I can hope for a better draft pick now…oh wait…
/drinks heavily
//remembers Bears also traded 2010 second round pick
///chugs straight from whiskey bottle
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:44 am
When I saw this during the game I thought, “wonder if there will be a screen cap on KSK?”
As the kid from the Encyclopedia Britannica ads used to say, “and there it is.”
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 am
Looks like he’s smugglin’ two Christmas hams down there.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:10 am
Hester already embarrasses himself trying to be a receiver, so I don’t think something like this affects him too much.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:11 am
Joe Buck thinks that is a disgusting act.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 am
This is what you get when you mess with the Eagles…”now let’s see you drop them pants, boy”…
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
Jesus Christ, KSK is all about anal!
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:56 am
The Bares still suck….
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 am
The Bares do suck!
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 am
I’d like to take this moment to thank him for ruining my opponent in FF this week. We all knew you had it in you Black Ass.
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:36 am
Maybe since Roethlisberger and Ochocinco like playing video games online so much, they should find a way to plug “Avatar.”
/anticipates boos
/shows self out
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
Dark side of the moon?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 am
Hester might want to tighten his belt from now on.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
If Hester read KSK, he’d know to Always Be Coverin’.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 am
MORE LIKE PLUG HIS ASS M I RITE
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 am
HESTER? But I hardly even know her!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:06 am
Najeh Davenport thinks that’s a half assed job.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
This is all Dennis Franz’s fault.
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
This reminds me of the time Steve “Psycho” Lyons pulled down his pants after sliding into 1st base for the Red Sox.
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Hi I’m Dr. Cheeks, I’m a little behind on my rounds.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I’d like to ASS you a few questions!
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Mike Singletary approves.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Oh I get it because we can see his ass.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Is that a uniform violation or a wardrobe malfunction. Either way, someone is getting “fine”d!
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
John Fogerty is inspired to release a new single “Black Moon Rising” which leads to his brother Tom coming back from the grave to haunt John and continue his bitching about not being appreciated enough. Meanwhile Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton organize a protest for the blatant use of the word black, which they have a copyright on, to combat racism and because they are bored and have been lacking media attention. Which all leads to Dustin “McLovin” Hazelett getting pissed because he’s not black and people may become confused when he uses Bad Moon Rising as his entrance song…so he challenges all of them, including John McCain for uttering the phrase “human cockfighting”, to a no-holds-barred UFC cage match and beats them to a fucking pulp.
TLDR yeah, it was too long for me to read also, but it would still be a much better movie than any of this Twilight bullshit that daughters get their parents to watch.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
“Chicago Bears passing attack: always getting caught with our pants down.”
November 24th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Looks like the Bears’ offensiive plan has a crack!!! Hahaha
November 29th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE rude.