Comments on: Because Miami and Carolina is Execrable, Let’s Klear Out More of This Kontent

By: Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch

Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:39:37 +0000

Now that there is a great football catch by a football player who happens to be the President football football.

/Gruden’d

By: Drave

Drave — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:45:55 +0000

Christ, that commercial has more black guys on the White House lawn at one time than have collectively been on it over the past 200 years.
/ Polamalu is black to Jesse Helms

By: Wukong

Wukong — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:07:34 +0000

The one complaint I have against Play 60 is that their entire cause getting fat kids to move their legs once in a while. We’ve got kids starving in this country, child homelessness and gang violence is on the rise, but let’s spend millions of dollars filming Brees throwing a football.
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It’s way easier to get fat kids to move than to solve truly epidemic social issues like starvation and gang violence. But I’m sure you know that.

By: skim172

skim172 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:23:59 +0000

“Hey Clinton! Get back to work!”
“Make me.”

/simpson

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:44:45 +0000

Political humor has really gone downhill since Dubya died.

By: Long Ball LArry

Long Ball LArry — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:23:12 +0000

Well, at least the Obammy didn’t choke on a pretzel making that catch…

By: Scram or we'll all be cooked!

Scram or we'll all be cooked! — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:19:27 +0000

Obama did not look that ball into his hands.

I would vote Breesus for President. Have you ever seen his pregame ritual of pumping up his team? Now apply that to speaking to Congress, we would be out of all this shit in two months.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:05:55 +0000

I heard on tonight’s program, Glenn Beck is going to show that if you rearrange the letters in Brees and Polamalu, you get “Pube Lose Alarm,” and therefore this is clearly a warning about the government’s plan to shave all of our private areas and replace them with gay ACORN-financed Muslim merkins.

I mean, you’d have to be an idiot not to see that.

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:52:41 +0000

Obama then smoked half a pack of cigarettes after encouraging kids to exercise.

By: Zamboni

Zamboni — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:42:07 +0000

Notre Dame gave Charlie “Gunt” Weis an extension after a good start to a season. That worked out well, right?