Because Miami and Carolina is Execrable, Let’s Klear Out More of This Kontent
Here’s the NFL Play 60 ad with Breesus, DeMarcus Ware and Troy Polamalu cavorting and capering on the South Lawn of the White House that will air beginning Thanksgiving weekend. C’mon Troy, I know you have a PCL sprain, but you should be able to cover a middle aged socialist Mooslim.
Here’s other NFL marginalia in bullet form.
Cutler: I guess the Packers’ line is bad. But I get hit too. Why won’t people recognize that I get hit? I don’t waaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaa get hit.
Olsen: You wanna hit my wife?
Cutler: Again?
Olsen: Ch-yeah.
Cutler: I don’t care. I guess so.
Olsen: HEY! Get in here! Jay says yes!
[Crowd gets what they paid for]
Tags: Breesus Christ, cutlerfucker, ksk kontent klearinghouse, open thread, polamalu island
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
But Matt Millen has so many insightful things to say about this game!!! How could you NOT be watching it?!?!?1!111!!1
/orders more mind erasers
//wakes up in the Phillipines with no kidney or spleen
///and HPV
////writes mailbag
November 19th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Yes, they work hard and they play hard.
November 19th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Matt Millen needs to die. Ricky is still God. And somehow Ted Ginn is 2/2 on receptions.
November 19th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
God damn, half Miami’s linemen have gone down.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Ricky Williams has 30 fantasy points.
Somewhere Ditka is fuming.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I hope Brad Childress gets up everyday and thanks god for purple jesus.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Delhomme ends the game with an unsuccessful Hail Floatie.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Say what you will about President Obama, but I think he’s brave to try wearing jeans in public view again.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:07 am
You know who else encouraged volunteering and exercise? The Nazis.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:10 am
And Jesus Christ Drew, you had that bitch open deep for 6. When did you become Captain Checkdown?
November 20th, 2009 at 1:17 am
The NFL’s commercials are way too formulaic. Every single one is slow motion action, interspersed with normal speed. Although Obama running a crossing pattern in slow-mo is better than the Purple Jesus titty bounce.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Hmm, looks to me like the Bears should sign Obama as a receiver. That’ll fix all our problems, right?
November 20th, 2009 at 2:51 am
@Required Name Here
cool jokes bro tell us another
November 20th, 2009 at 2:56 am
So, Bears fans get what they came for…
15 seconds of penetration, followed by 15 minutes of sobbing from Culter.
“I could do better, if I only hadn’t pounded that Jagerbomb!”
The Evolution of Sulk.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:55 am
It’s like Obama really cares… I know this because he tossed the football to that little girl with a smile on his face.
November 20th, 2009 at 7:26 am
You can tell Obama’s face was super-imposed on that body.
After filming, Polamalu gave BHO one of his real hits and the Secret Service took out his knee. THAT’S why he’s still injured.
November 20th, 2009 at 7:57 am
I can’t wait to be told by the right wing exactly how Obama’s catching technique means he sold us out to Red China.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:36 am
It’s probably a sad statement on my life when the first thing I thought after seeing Childress’ extension was “Holy shit, Drew’s going to be pissed” and then laughed at him rather than wondering how the hell he suddenly became a good coach.
/Yes, I know he’s suddenly a good coach because of Purple Jesus and, shudder to say it, Favre too
November 20th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Notre Dame gave Charlie “Gunt” Weis an extension after a good start to a season. That worked out well, right?
November 20th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Obama then smoked half a pack of cigarettes after encouraging kids to exercise.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I heard on tonight’s program, Glenn Beck is going to show that if you rearrange the letters in Brees and Polamalu, you get “Pube Lose Alarm,” and therefore this is clearly a warning about the government’s plan to shave all of our private areas and replace them with gay ACORN-financed Muslim merkins.
I mean, you’d have to be an idiot not to see that.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Obama did not look that ball into his hands.
I would vote Breesus for President. Have you ever seen his pregame ritual of pumping up his team? Now apply that to speaking to Congress, we would be out of all this shit in two months.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Well, at least the Obammy didn’t choke on a pretzel making that catch…
November 20th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Political humor has really gone downhill since Dubya died.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“Hey Clinton! Get back to work!”
“Make me.”
/simpson
The one complaint I have against Play 60 is that their entire cause getting fat kids to move their legs once in a while. We’ve got kids starving in this country, child homelessness and gang violence is on the rise, but let’s spend millions of dollars filming Brees throwing a football.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
The one complaint I have against Play 60 is that their entire cause getting fat kids to move their legs once in a while. We’ve got kids starving in this country, child homelessness and gang violence is on the rise, but let’s spend millions of dollars filming Brees throwing a football.
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It’s way easier to get fat kids to move than to solve truly epidemic social issues like starvation and gang violence. But I’m sure you know that.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Christ, that commercial has more black guys on the White House lawn at one time than have collectively been on it over the past 200 years.
/ Polamalu is black to Jesse Helms
November 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Now that there is a great football catch by a football player who happens to be the President football football.
/Gruden’d