Andrea Kremer Has a Lot of These Damn Gimp Jackets

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Week 10, a regal purple nerple

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19 Responses to “Andrea Kremer Has a Lot of These Damn Gimp Jackets”

  1. Kid Presentable Says:

    Are these zipper jackets available in hoodie-form? There’s not enough lube in the world for what Peyton just did to Belichick.

  2. Paul God Says:

    She looks like she’s asking to be dominated.

  3. Retom Granks Says:

    Pride parade Edward Scissorhands tribute? That’s the best guess I’ve got.

  4. joejoejoe Says:

    You sure it’s not a dye job? I mean the leather.

  5. yeah, right? Says:

    Kiss me you little zipper-neck?
    You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turbin?
    I’ve seen baggier eyes on Betty Davis?

  6. Sean Salisbury Steak Says:

    I bet her next jacket is red. It’s her little way of saluting Sgt. Peppers’ Lonely Hearts Club Band.

  7. Goose! Says:

    She’s leaving the stadium to go to the local comedy club and recite, word for word, Eddie Murphy’s Raw.

  8. Greg Olsen is making me sexits Says:

    Dammit Goose!, you stole my idea…. or at least posted it before me.

  9. Mike D Says:

    the important question though is – well, would ya?

  10. gimp Says:

    The bitch has been jacking clothes from my closet!!!

  11. Calikola Says:

    I’m so glad you guys pointed this out. Last night, I commented to my boyfriend that she looked like a Batman villain. Even Peyton Manning was giving her the side eye when she was doing the post-game interview.

  12. Fred Dryer for VP Says:

    Thanks for posting these. When I saw the jacket live I thought “man, she really likes these zipper and leather jackets”, I didn’t realize it was the EXACT same jacket in a different color. Seriously? Don’t they pay people to dress the “talent”?

    Then again, maybe someone pointed out to her how banged-up her face is getting and that she may be coming to the end of her sideline reporting career. If only there was a way to distract attention from her face while she was talking on-camera…

  13. Scmeggie Bush Says:

    It looks like a Michael Jackson jacket. And she looks like a damn goblin. Maybe she’s gotten into the wardrobe for Labyrinth II?

  14. Cutlerfucker Says:

    She must have been very popular in the 80s.

  15. Monica Dickey Says:

    aw someone already took my comment. That jacket is so michael jackson. I do love the term gimp jacket though hahaha. She’s about 20 years too old for that jacket.

  16. sbarker15 Says:

    I think she wants her own website “Zipping Andrea Kremer”

    Oh yeah, and Jacko called, he wants those jackets back

  17. mamacita Says:

    It’s the same jacket in different lighting. She probably didn’t realize all you queens would be gossiping about her for wearing the same outfit twice.

  18. Joey Porter's Pit Bulls Says:

    Funny, but in those pictures, Andrea Kremer looks a dead ringer for Carmella Soprano. Bada-Bing!

  19. Cheezus H. Rice Says:

    Dear NBC,

    Please take this no-talent, ugly-ass retard off my TV on Sunday nights.

    Thanks!

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