It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and therefore high time for lethargy. I think the summation of my actions today include eating a few leftovers, typing out a few lazily composed blog posts and catching a matinee show of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Wait, that’s actually a comparatively ACTIVE day by my standards. Best get to the sexiness so I lie back down.
[First three images from the always excellent Cleavage Lover. The last from Sexy Tumblr of the Week: Fuck Yeah Kelly Brook]
And here’s our regular sop of sexiness to the ladies:
He really fills out that pilgrim costume, does he not? AND he’s a Lions fan? No way he forsakes you for football ever again. But best watch out, young maidens. It looks like he might be taken. His betrothed swings a mean drumstick.
Just kidding. Here’s a site called Shirtless Gents & Hunks. Because who can choose between the two, amiright?
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I would smash that puritan lady. I bet she tears it up in missionary position.
With proper planning we could have had Sexy black Friday. Or Black sexy Friday, which ever works.
Ten bucks says linked site is run by gay guys.
(checks)
Someone owes me money.
Matt Millen is doing the color commentary for Georgia vs Georgia Tech. He’s on every channel, college or pro. We’re eventually going to get to the point that Millen just calls every game.
Sexmas Ape
of course when the mokey does it it’s funny. but when I do it it’s all “restraining order!” bullshit.
@Otto
Between the Florida alumni and press he’s had plenty of practice handling dicks.
Rex Ryan went to the Lions game?
Gee, thanks guys. You get all that and I get Pilgrim with a wife and no neck. That link better be good.
And back on topic — I love the top pic. Who are the three hot chicks and why are they hugging Robin Williams?
Wildly off-topic, but I just heard this on SportsCenter and wanted to make sure it was preserved.
“Just part of the missionary zeal with which he attacks defenses and, really, life. Whether he’s bulldozing linebackers, giving blood-curdling halftime speeches, or assisting in circumcisions for Third World children, Tebow has attained mythic status.”
Ah, good. Now it belongs to the ages.
/frantically googling “Nextdoor Nikki”
//with one hand
@3rd pic after the jump
Well hello to you too, nipples.
is it just me, or does the pic of kelly brook look like natalie portman if nat p had tits?
//going to go fap to “beautiful girls” now
///ha ha just kidding
//// “the professional”, actually
That black guy always be covering.
Once you’ve gone gorilla, nothin’ else will thrill-ya.
Once you’ve gone gibbon, life won’t be worth livin’.
Once you’ve gone bili, you won’t speak so shrilly.
Once you’ve gone chimp, you’ll need a new pimp.
Once you’ve gone ape, you’ll never cry rape.
Once you’ve gone orangutan, you’ll bump to wu tang-u-clan.
/shows himself out
With the chimp copping a feel, I guess the old adage holds true — once you’ve gone monkey you never go back.
/Either that, or: That’s what I call monkey-ing around! Amiright?
Those aren’t Detroit fans in pilgrim garb, they’re members of a diableric cult, holding aloft symbols of their dark faith and summoning the eldritch horror which serves as their god.
“Pink girl” is Nextdoor Nikki I think.
/back to porn-o-webs
To get, that is.
The Pilgrimette is just trying to Peter King’s attention, too bad she brought the wrong turkey part.
Hmm, Kelly Brook nipples. Pink girl definitely gets an “A” for photography class.
Excellent depth of field on the pink panties/cleavage/mirror shot.
There’s no mistaking that for a lamp.
I thought today was black Friday? What gives?
thank you sir. i wasn’t expecting a sexy friday today. i figured you’d be a lazy fuck like the rest of america and take a 4 day weekend.
i always thought eva longoria was overrated but GODDAMN there is something about underboob that drives me crazy.
and best cinematography by a mirror picture slut goes to: Pink panties girl! Congratulations! We’re all winners because we got to see both your tits and your ass.
That woman and kid to the left and behind the pilgrim look so….. quasi-Detroitish.
@ CTrain – Detroit IS the last pickle in jar.
Is the detroit pilgram holding the last pickle in jar?????????
What’s in his hand? Are the crappers so nasty that they crap in jars in Detroit? Watch where yer swinging the crapwater, jackhole!!
I went to the dugstore today, for drugs!
That Hugh Heffner just looks older and older…