Allow Me to Present Some of My Sexy Friends
It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and therefore high time for lethargy. I think the summation of my actions today include eating a few leftovers, typing out a few lazily composed blog posts and catching a matinee show of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Wait, that’s actually a comparatively ACTIVE day by my standards. Best get to the sexiness so I lie back down.
[First three images from the always excellent Cleavage Lover. The last from Sexy Tumblr of the Week: Fuck Yeah Kelly Brook]
And here’s our regular sop of sexiness to the ladies:
He really fills out that pilgrim costume, does he not? AND he’s a Lions fan? No way he forsakes you for football ever again. But best watch out, young maidens. It looks like he might be taken. His betrothed swings a mean drumstick.
Just kidding. Here’s a site called Shirtless Gents & Hunks. Because who can choose between the two, amiright?
Tags: sexy friday
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November 27th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
That Hugh Heffner just looks older and older…
November 27th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I went to the dugstore today, for drugs!
November 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
What’s in his hand? Are the crappers so nasty that they crap in jars in Detroit? Watch where yer swinging the crapwater, jackhole!!
November 27th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Is the detroit pilgram holding the last pickle in jar?????????
November 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
@ CTrain – Detroit IS the last pickle in jar.
November 27th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
That woman and kid to the left and behind the pilgrim look so….. quasi-Detroitish.
November 27th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
and best cinematography by a mirror picture slut goes to: Pink panties girl! Congratulations! We’re all winners because we got to see both your tits and your ass.
November 27th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
thank you sir. i wasn’t expecting a sexy friday today. i figured you’d be a lazy fuck like the rest of america and take a 4 day weekend.
i always thought eva longoria was overrated but GODDAMN there is something about underboob that drives me crazy.
November 27th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I thought today was black Friday? What gives?
November 27th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
There’s no mistaking that for a lamp.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Excellent depth of field on the pink panties/cleavage/mirror shot.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
The Pilgrimette is just trying to Peter King’s attention, too bad she brought the wrong turkey part.
Hmm, Kelly Brook nipples. Pink girl definitely gets an “A” for photography class.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
To get, that is.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
“Pink girl” is Nextdoor Nikki I think.
/back to porn-o-webs
November 27th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Those aren’t Detroit fans in pilgrim garb, they’re members of a diableric cult, holding aloft symbols of their dark faith and summoning the eldritch horror which serves as their god.
November 27th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
With the chimp copping a feel, I guess the old adage holds true — once you’ve gone monkey you never go back.
/Either that, or: That’s what I call monkey-ing around! Amiright?
November 28th, 2009 at 1:34 am
Once you’ve gone gorilla, nothin’ else will thrill-ya.
Once you’ve gone gibbon, life won’t be worth livin’.
Once you’ve gone bili, you won’t speak so shrilly.
Once you’ve gone chimp, you’ll need a new pimp.
Once you’ve gone ape, you’ll never cry rape.
Once you’ve gone orangutan, you’ll bump to wu tang-u-clan.
/shows himself out
November 28th, 2009 at 7:29 am
That black guy always be covering.
November 28th, 2009 at 8:46 am
is it just me, or does the pic of kelly brook look like natalie portman if nat p had tits?
//going to go fap to “beautiful girls” now
///ha ha just kidding
//// “the professional”, actually
November 28th, 2009 at 8:47 am
@3rd pic after the jump
Well hello to you too, nipples.
November 28th, 2009 at 9:31 am
/frantically googling “Nextdoor Nikki”
//with one hand
November 28th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Wildly off-topic, but I just heard this on SportsCenter and wanted to make sure it was preserved.
“Just part of the missionary zeal with which he attacks defenses and, really, life. Whether he’s bulldozing linebackers, giving blood-curdling halftime speeches, or assisting in circumcisions for Third World children, Tebow has attained mythic status.”
Ah, good. Now it belongs to the ages.
November 28th, 2009 at 9:48 am
And back on topic — I love the top pic. Who are the three hot chicks and why are they hugging Robin Williams?
November 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Gee, thanks guys. You get all that and I get Pilgrim with a wife and no neck. That link better be good.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Rex Ryan went to the Lions game?
November 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@Otto
Between the Florida alumni and press he’s had plenty of practice handling dicks.
November 28th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
of course when the mokey does it it’s funny. but when I do it it’s all “restraining order!” bullshit.
November 28th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Sexmas Ape
November 28th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Matt Millen is doing the color commentary for Georgia vs Georgia Tech. He’s on every channel, college or pro. We’re eventually going to get to the point that Millen just calls every game.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Ten bucks says linked site is run by gay guys.
(checks)
Someone owes me money.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
With proper planning we could have had Sexy black Friday. Or Black sexy Friday, which ever works.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I would smash that puritan lady. I bet she tears it up in missionary position.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
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December 19th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Love this blog almost as much as the pics. Just had to reference it in our pimped out link and video dump – Gullible’s Travels: The Koolaid Is Really A Special Blend Of Coffee