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By: Andy reids left nut

Andy reids left nut — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:22:04 +0000

Fat bitch on the bench likes a skinny bitch on the rag?

When I fly cross country, I like skinny bitch on jet lag.

By: Flipflopirate

Flipflopirate — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:57:13 +0000

@Lawrence… that is definitely a hard one and should be taken into careful consideration. Elliot is a Grade-A No-Talent-Ass-Clown (thanks office-space!) but still manages quite the popular following (beyond my comprehension… to each their own, I suppose).

That said, I have yet to meet anyone in the DC metro area with more than two brain cells and a malnourished synapse between them who can sit through 10 min. of the Junkie’s tired programming without the implementation of medical restraints and military grade amphetamines.

Soooo, flip a coin, designate a winner, and then donate said coin to a homeless drifter; his idle substance-addled ramblings will likely provide superior intellectual and comedic stimulation than his broadcast counterparts have or ever will.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:18:17 +0000

Albert’s a Girl Drink Drunk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

By: UbenHadd

UbenHadd — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:28:23 +0000

Sam Huff would like to voice his opinion on his friend, Fat Albert:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/10/sam_huff_continues_to_mock_hay.html?wprss=dcsportsbog

By: Dorbo

Dorbo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:09:23 +0000

I don’t see why the Junkies are in the wrong here. Everyone knows Fat Al gets fucking wasted all week prior to game day (both when he is and isn’t playing).

Monkey Business, I think anyone who would dare say that to Al would end up on a breathing tube. Including you, pal.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:59:59 +0000

The Junkies vs. Elliot in a “who sucks more?” contest- WHO YA GOT?

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:51:03 +0000

I’d be interested to see what happens if some retarded frat-type would go up to Haynesworth and go “That’s a BITCH drink, motherfucker!”

I predict the next think he would say would be “mmmffmmmrrrppp”, which is “What the fuck just happened?” through a neck tube since his face would be imploded.

By: jonthefisherman

jonthefisherman — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:37:57 +0000

the junkies they are 4 of the biggest assholes i have ever heard
fuck them.
eb loves cock
jp is a fucking dickhead
lurch is a degenerate loser
cakes is (he actually seems like an ok guy)

what sucks the most is the only sports talk alternative in the morning is mike & mike
fuck them too

By: Georger

Georger — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:35:24 +0000

Brilliant. Take two of the gayest drink names there are (Cape Cod, Sea Breeze) and replace the lime/grapefruit with soda water, and give it an edgy name.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:17:45 +0000

To be fair, Haynesworth wasn’t referring to a beverage.