Albert Haynesworth prefers his skinny bitches on the rag. From City Paper’s Dave McKenna: “Junkies producers said Haynesworth’s go-to drink is Skinny Bitch on the Rag, described as a vodka and club soda with a splash of cranberry.” It should be noted that a proper “skinny bitch” is made with Diet Coke and vodka (whereas a skinny model bitch is made with Diet Coke, vodka, and cocaine). I’d alert the Junkies to the difference, but they’d probably just call me f*ggot before moving on to their next segment on how hard the Redskins suck. [Cheap Seats]
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November 30th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
He knows just how I like my drinks – full of alcohol.
November 30th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
That’s funny because according to Sonny Jurgensen, Albert is a fat bitch on the rag….
November 30th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
“Albert Haynesworth prefers his skinny bitches on the rag.” … and his injury time-outs televised.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
For a Skinny Bitch on the Rag to the extreme replace the cranberry juice with a used tampon.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
That’s so hur-ting.
I left DC ten years ago; are those no-talent fucks still on the radio? Really? God, there are a lot of morons in the DC area.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
To be fair, Haynesworth wasn’t referring to a beverage.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Brilliant. Take two of the gayest drink names there are (Cape Cod, Sea Breeze) and replace the lime/grapefruit with soda water, and give it an edgy name.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
the junkies they are 4 of the biggest assholes i have ever heard
fuck them.
eb loves cock
jp is a fucking dickhead
lurch is a degenerate loser
cakes is (he actually seems like an ok guy)
what sucks the most is the only sports talk alternative in the morning is mike & mike
fuck them too
November 30th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I’d be interested to see what happens if some retarded frat-type would go up to Haynesworth and go “That’s a BITCH drink, motherfucker!”
I predict the next think he would say would be “mmmffmmmrrrppp”, which is “What the fuck just happened?” through a neck tube since his face would be imploded.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
The Junkies vs. Elliot in a “who sucks more?” contest- WHO YA GOT?
November 30th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I don’t see why the Junkies are in the wrong here. Everyone knows Fat Al gets fucking wasted all week prior to game day (both when he is and isn’t playing).
Monkey Business, I think anyone who would dare say that to Al would end up on a breathing tube. Including you, pal.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Sam Huff would like to voice his opinion on his friend, Fat Albert:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/10/sam_huff_continues_to_mock_hay.html?wprss=dcsportsbog
November 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Albert’s a Girl Drink Drunk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
December 1st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
@Lawrence… that is definitely a hard one and should be taken into careful consideration. Elliot is a Grade-A No-Talent-Ass-Clown (thanks office-space!) but still manages quite the popular following (beyond my comprehension… to each their own, I suppose).
That said, I have yet to meet anyone in the DC metro area with more than two brain cells and a malnourished synapse between them who can sit through 10 min. of the Junkie’s tired programming without the implementation of medical restraints and military grade amphetamines.
Soooo, flip a coin, designate a winner, and then donate said coin to a homeless drifter; his idle substance-addled ramblings will likely provide superior intellectual and comedic stimulation than his broadcast counterparts have or ever will.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Fat bitch on the bench likes a skinny bitch on the rag?
When I fly cross country, I like skinny bitch on jet lag.