Albert Haynesworth prefers his skinny bitches on the rag. From City Paper’s Dave McKenna: “Junkies producers said Haynesworth’s go-to drink is Skinny Bitch on the Rag, described as a vodka and club soda with a splash of cranberry.” It should be noted that a proper “skinny bitch” is made with Diet Coke and vodka (whereas a skinny model bitch is made with Diet Coke, vodka, and cocaine). I’d alert the Junkies to the difference, but they’d probably just call me f*ggot before moving on to their next segment on how hard the Redskins suck. [Cheap Seats]
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