CAN BROOKS BOLLINGER DO WHAT TOM BRADY COULD NOT?! Pee standing up? HARF HARF HARF. No, I mean complete a perfect season. That’s right, UFL title game! TUSKERS! LOCOS! J.P. LOSMAN! BROOKS BOLLINGER! VERSUS! 3 P.M.! I was actually considering live blogging the game, which I think will be easily more entertaining than the trio of blowouts yesterday, but sadly I have DirecTV, which no longer carries Versus because of some stupid cable company pissing match with Comcast (there goes my abysmal NHL coverage too!) Doug Flutie will be in the booth and Kordell Stewart will serve as a sideline reporter. Winner gets to kiss Kordell!
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To be honest, I like the UFL but seriously how can even think of playing another season of fall football. They are barely drawing 2,000 people at games.
Switch the spring and watch the money roll in.
Also was it just me or was Jim Fassell way too happy.
I’d like to announce the founding of my new blog: a UFL humor site called Kissing Kordell Stewart
/KKS ftw
finally, JP Losman gets his long overdue world title of sorts.
6-1! 6-1! 6-1! 6-1!
/Tusker haters
No Super Bowls have ever gone to OT but first UFL title game does?
wow. best half time show ever.
Long since given up on the UFL game. The Klan Bowl down at Auburn is much more entertaining.
These uniforms in HD are an affront to vision. Ben Franklin never would have perfected eyeglasses if he knew I’d use them to watch this dreck. Fortunately, halftime at Auburn-Alabama can’t last forever.
The Seattle Seahawks laugh at how stupid those uniforms look.
The Las Vegas Locos…the only way JP Losman could ever QB a championship team.
Kissing Kordell Stewart?
The much, much gayer sister site to KSK?
Hello, Comcast? Will you please send over a female technician to fix my cable?
LET’S GO LOCOS- wait, I mean, who cares. AMIRITE
Honestly, I think it’s funny that the XFL fails after one year and a four team league with a fringe TV deal that drew 4000 fans a game is going to play another season and even expand.
Hey, coach Jim’s gonna get him a championship! Good for him.
Damnable italics!
/shakes fist
Winner gets to kiss Kordell!
On the mouth?!?!
Ben beat me to it. Got nothin’.
Inevitable JP Losman parade of fail should be delicious.
What’s this internet thing you speak of? Do they throw pictures out their window and you scoop them up in a net? Do they give you an intern to keep you up to date?
mmmm….. intern….
Can you guys live blog the Grey Cup on Sunday? It’s gonna be great. Roughriders vs. Alouettes. Go Riders.
The Internet, eh?
Word on the street is the UFL broadcasts their games on the internet. Although just like everything else they do, they do a terrible job of marketing it.
Unrelated, but worth mentioning: Local jackass sportswriter Bob Kravitz’s list of things to be thankful.
“4) Cris Collinsworth. I know a lot of Colts fans don’t like the guy and think he has an anti-Colts bias, but I find him interesting, opinionated and honest.
And best yet, when he’s talking, Al Michaels isn’t. (Gratuitous slam at Michaels, who doesn’t like my work, either. Sorry. I think he’s an NFL shill.)
5) Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback on SI.com. Probably shouldn’t be promoting something on another Web site, but if you’re an NFL geek, it’s a must read. It has reached the point, I even read the stuff about Starbucks.
It makes me happy to see the success Peter, John Clayton and Adam Schefter have had. They always worked 800 times harder than I did when we shared time at various newspapers. Of course, I had a lot more fun.”