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Florida_TuskersCAN BROOKS BOLLINGER DO WHAT TOM BRADY COULD NOT?! Pee standing up? HARF HARF HARF. No, I mean complete a perfect season. That’s right, UFL title game! TUSKERS! LOCOS! J.P. LOSMAN! BROOKS BOLLINGER! VERSUS! 3 P.M.! I was actually considering live blogging the game, which I think will be easily more entertaining than the trio of blowouts yesterday, but sadly I have DirecTV, which no longer carries Versus because of some stupid cable company pissing match with Comcast (there goes my abysmal NHL coverage too!) Doug Flutie will be in the booth and Kordell Stewart will serve as a sideline reporter. Winner gets to kiss Kordell!

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  1. fangirls on helium Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Unrelated, but worth mentioning: Local jackass sportswriter Bob Kravitz’s list of things to be thankful.

    “4) Cris Collinsworth. I know a lot of Colts fans don’t like the guy and think he has an anti-Colts bias, but I find him interesting, opinionated and honest.

    And best yet, when he’s talking, Al Michaels isn’t. (Gratuitous slam at Michaels, who doesn’t like my work, either. Sorry. I think he’s an NFL shill.)

    5) Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback on SI.com. Probably shouldn’t be promoting something on another Web site, but if you’re an NFL geek, it’s a must read. It has reached the point, I even read the stuff about Starbucks.

    It makes me happy to see the success Peter, John Clayton and Adam Schefter have had. They always worked 800 times harder than I did when we shared time at various newspapers. Of course, I had a lot more fun.”

  2. Crow T. Robot Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Word on the street is the UFL broadcasts their games on the internet. Although just like everything else they do, they do a terrible job of marketing it.

  3. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    The Internet, eh?

  4. Tank Bricklayer Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Can you guys live blog the Grey Cup on Sunday? It’s gonna be great. Roughriders vs. Alouettes. Go Riders.

  5. Ben Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    What’s this internet thing you speak of? Do they throw pictures out their window and you scoop them up in a net? Do they give you an intern to keep you up to date?

    mmmm….. intern….

  6. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Ben beat me to it. Got nothin’.

    Inevitable JP Losman parade of fail should be delicious.

  7. spanky datass Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Winner gets to kiss Kordell!

    On the mouth?!?!

  8. spanky datass Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Damnable italics!

    /shakes fist

  9. spanky datass Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Hey, coach Jim’s gonna get him a championship! Good for him.

  10. Gomez Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    LET’S GO LOCOS- wait, I mean, who cares. AMIRITE

    Honestly, I think it’s funny that the XFL fails after one year and a four team league with a fringe TV deal that drew 4000 fans a game is going to play another season and even expand.

  11. LaFavre's Next Drink Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Hello, Comcast? Will you please send over a female technician to fix my cable?

  12. Rob in WI Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Kissing Kordell Stewart?

    The much, much gayer sister site to KSK?

  13. dudebro Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    The Las Vegas Locos…the only way JP Losman could ever QB a championship team.

  14. Brady Quinn's Courage Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    The Seattle Seahawks laugh at how stupid those uniforms look.

  15. Tracer Bullet Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    These uniforms in HD are an affront to vision. Ben Franklin never would have perfected eyeglasses if he knew I’d use them to watch this dreck. Fortunately, halftime at Auburn-Alabama can’t last forever.

  16. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Long since given up on the UFL game. The Klan Bowl down at Auburn is much more entertaining.

  17. wtf? Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    wow. best half time show ever.

  18. Christmas Ape Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    No Super Bowls have ever gone to OT but first UFL title game does?

  19. Christmas Ape Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    6-1! 6-1! 6-1! 6-1!

    /Tusker haters

  20. JimHalpertSmirk Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    finally, JP Losman gets his long overdue world title of sorts.

  21. William Murderface Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    I’d like to announce the founding of my new blog: a UFL humor site called Kissing Kordell Stewart

    /KKS ftw

  22. The UFL Just Signed Me Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    To be honest, I like the UFL but seriously how can even think of playing another season of fall football. They are barely drawing 2,000 people at games.

    Switch the spring and watch the money roll in.

    Also was it just me or was Jim Fassell way too happy.

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