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By: El Bandito Blancito

El Bandito Blancito — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:36:47 +0000

Why do I feel like I need to buy Italian tires?

By: ItsNotGayWhenUrOnTop

ItsNotGayWhenUrOnTop — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:28:43 +0000

oh no! what am i gonna read for my post-hump day erotic literature wank???

/googles “erotic literature”
//finds “literotica”
///ends up with right arm in sling
////can’t pass turkey to the right

By: Charlie Sweatpants

Charlie Sweatpants — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:30:50 +0000

@UU Even if Jones is playing I think I go with Forsett there. The Titans are on a roll and I’d want no part of them when I can have a guy (even if he’s going to split carries) against the second worst D in the NFL.

Disclaimer: Mr. Sweatpants office accepts no liability for the results of any fantasy advice you may or may not have taken from him. By reading this silently to yourself you have waived any legal responsibility on his part in perpetuity throughout the universe.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:06:42 +0000

Boojmarks the Pirelli calendar page for later.

/mmm stuffing

By: Phil Ken Sebben

Phil Ken Sebben — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:05:16 +0000

The sex/love advice is much better on Savage Love, but the man can’t give fantasy suggestions for shit.

By: CobraCommander

CobraCommander — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:03:09 +0000

No mailbag, so let’s keep the Bill Simmons hate rolling.
This is some of the drivel he just spouted in his latest mailbag:

“But other than Muhammad Ali, no other athlete from the past 40 years was more memorable, beloved or distinct.”

The fantastic, awesome, world beating “athlete, to which he refers?

Andre The Giant.

Bill Simmons is a thirteen year old trapped in a man’s body. FUCK YOU BILL SIMMONS.

By: Dunstan

Dunstan — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:38:40 +0000

I rely on Coach Ryan for all my sex advice needs.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:23:55 +0000

But there aren’t any dates on that calendar, oh wait. TITS!
Happy Thanksgiving people.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:23:28 +0000

RE twoeightnine Says:
“There’s something wrong with her looking like a 12 year old?”

Just kinda creeped me out a little, is all. Maybe it’s just me.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:18:17 +0000

I’m thinking you guys should just respond to all the sex questions with “Bust a move.”