LOOKS LIKE CHICAGO POISONED THE WRONG STEELERS FAN. From Joey Porter to James Harrison now to local rube William Woodson, the Steelers shameful legacy of pit bull abuse continues. Forget Gay Zorro, trade for Vick! Woodson stomped his girlfriend’s puppy to death because it wouldn’t pipe down prior to the loss to the Chiefs. In a society that believed in creative punishment, we’d let Peezy and Deebo sic their savage killer dogs on him and turn him into so much kibble. Instead, he’ll probably just get raped in prison. Just not the same zing, you know?
Also, some guy in a Steelers jacket showed up at a Sarah Palin rally in Columbus, OH (:35 second mark) lisping something about her being the eepitome of conthssssservativenssssth. WE SHOULD LET HER COACH SSSTHPECIAL TEAMSSSTH!
Tags: all I did was lock my cat in the cabinet under the sink, picksburgh stillers, poor doggies, xmas ape
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November 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
“In a society that believed in creative punishment……”
They would let dog lovers kick him to death. I’ve got an extra pair of steel toe boots if any one wants to borrow them.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Local rube best stock up on topical lube.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pm
what a cunt
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:29 pm
It looks like there’s now competition for “best thing to stomp to death cause it won’t shut it’s stupid face”
Your move, female gender.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Don’t worry, the “ironic punishments” division of hell is already putting together recordings of dogs barking to broadcast straight into this guy’s ears at just below eardrum-rupturing levels for the rest of eternity when he turns up on their hands (which hopefully will be sooner rather than later).
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
If Steelers puppy took a dump on the Bettis jersey – it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Christian: +a million
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Hey, I don’t see a tag prohibiting a poflawa . . .
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I don’t expect a Poflawa as all the Palinites are in line for a signature on the bestest book ever
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
To be fair, Woodson’s trailer was not really big enough to have a dog.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
You bet Palin and family represents the best of this country…giving your kids fucked-up names, teenage pregnancy, porn and hot yearbook photos.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
If it had been in Alaska Wooden could probably have shot it from an airplane.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The only plus to a Palin America: hot MILFs and young GILFs.
Her State of the Union would be to pose for Playboy every year. By the 4th year, her daughter would be part of the spread.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Yet another sad cultural misunderstanding. William Woodson, by stomping the puppy to death, was merely preparing Korean BBQ in honor of Hines Ward’s heritage. Also, since Dan Rooney is the US Ambassador to the Republic of Ireland, any drunkeness, violence and destruction of property on the part of Steelers fans can be chalked up to “Honoring Irish Heritage”.
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I guarantee you that the girlfriend likes him even more now, “Oh my God, he’s such a bad boy.”
/nice guy
//will never understand women
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Yeah, Steelers fan was pretty disgusting, and I live 120 miles from that bookstore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Imagine my surprise to open KSK and seeing my dog, Bettis.
Yup, Steelers Puppy is mine.
My boy’s made the big time.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Yes Sara Palin would be very good on “special” teams.