NO DICK, WE’RE NOT HIRING. Dick Jauron was fired by the Buffalo Bills yesterday. And yet Charlie Weis is free to graze around South Bend without so much as a cattle prod. Too bad for Jauron; his teams always seemed so well-prepared. And they had such depth. And they routinely play in such pleasant conditions. the monolith.
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November 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers, still . . . there goes one of the best damn interim coaches Detroit ever had . . .
November 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
You know, you could get sued for your sexist hiring practices.
November 17th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
He was fired yesterday? How come I just heard about it this afternoon? Guess Bud Adams was just telling him how many days he had left on Sunday.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
The real question; can Jauron use his one 13-3 season with the Bears to get a FOURTH team to gloss over his otherwise shitty resume and possible lack of a pulse and hire him as head coach?
/finger point to Dan Snyder
November 17th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Also; Jauron getting the double barrel salute from Bud Adams in his last game as Bills head coach right before getting fired is an awesome image
November 17th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
LOOK AT THIS YOU ASSHOLES!!! UR BELOVED GAY-COACH CRYS HIMSELF TO SLEEP EACH NIGHT!!!
4-5 RECORD, BITCHES!!!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-Jets-are-powered-by-Rex-Ryan-s-tears?urn=nfl,203114
November 17th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Question: Do the Ryan family’s tears cure AIDS or douchebaggery? I can never remember.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Better hope it’s both, otherwise MYSTERYAN isn’t gonna last another week.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Who’s the interim? TO? Now that shit would improve his TV show.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Uh-oh if that Ryan story is true, I have a feeling that the pussy-tubing may have to be put on hold for a while. Pussy tubers DO NOT have things like “emotions” or “feelings.”
/I sincerely hope that MYSTERYAN is not a Pats fan.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Thank fucking god.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Interim is d-c Perry Fewell. The WWL has an interesting list of potentials.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Jauron has the boorish manners of a Yalie.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Jauron has the effervescent personality of a stick.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Jauron has the effervescent personality of a stick.
Which he stores snugly up his own rectum.
“Fred Jackson is tearing it up on offense the first three weeks? Well, we’d better stash that young man in reserve as soon as our slowpoke Marshawn comes back. Yessiree. That’s not just smart coaching, it’s good etiquette.”
November 17th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Just…What took so fucking long?
November 17th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
The only real question is will his replacement be coaching the Buffalo Bills, LA Bills or Toronto Bills next season.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
He’s like a slightly more competent version of Jim Zorn.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Perry Farrell? That guy lets dudes suck his cock! He’s no leader of men.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Jauron has the leadership qualities of a stale Cheeto.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I never really noticed until now that Jauron kinda looks like Cowherd. Just as smart, too.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Jauron has the coaching skill of a slightly used T-shirt.
November 17th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Uh-oh if that Ryan story is true, I have a feeling that the pussy-tubing may have to be put on hold for a while. Pussy tubers DO NOT have things like “emotions” or “feelings.”
/I sincerely hope that MYSTERYAN is not a Pats fan
NO, I”M A GIANTS FAN U ARROGANT DOUCHE!!!!
BTW DR.BRULE, NICE JOB BEING A RACIST ASSHOLE, I”M A BLACK DUED!!!!!
November 18th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Dick Jauron coached the Bills? I always assumed that the team heirarchy was like that military unit fighting over the bridge in Apocalypse Now.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:51 am
Free range charlie does not produce the tender wins people seem to think it will. I applaud the suggestion of more cattle prods.
November 18th, 2009 at 6:32 am
Rex Ryan’s tears are delicious. The annual Jets meltdown hath begun.
Same ol’ B&T trash.
November 18th, 2009 at 7:43 am
BTW DR.BRULE, NICE JOB BEING A RACIST ASSHOLE, I”M A BLACK DUED!!!!!
So he didn’t know you were black, made a comment that had nothing to do with race, and therefore he’s racist?
Nice logic there, dued. Evan beddar speling.
November 18th, 2009 at 7:59 am
This just in: Browns interested in Jauron.
/axiously waiting for crying PussyTubing Coach on KSK.
November 18th, 2009 at 8:21 am
iJauron has the leadership qualities of a stale Cheeto.
…a cheeto in Jesus’ likeness.
November 18th, 2009 at 8:25 am
A Gints fan calling a kommenter an arrogant douche, in all caps. Pleased help him oh merciful Cheesus.
Uh oh! I might be racist!?!
November 18th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Jauron’s face is an inny.
November 18th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Folks, meet the coach of your 2010 Oakland Raiders.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Lovie will hire Jauron as a clock management consultant.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Rex Ryan wasn’t crying, he’s just started leaking gravy.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am
@widespread… +1
November 18th, 2009 at 10:20 am
@Otto: I recall Jauron having once said about not wanting to tire players out over the long season. It’s very important to have guys like Fred Jackson well rested for those last few weeks of the season to ensure another 7-9 record.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Now who will graze on the fine Buffalo grass? The weeds will grow out of control I tells you!
November 18th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Oh MYSTERYAN, you hilariously misguided dumbass.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Here’s a thought, Ryan should coach BOTH TEAMS.
November 18th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
disgraced ex-head coach jauron: “are my methods unsound?”
exhausted, mistreated bills fans: “I don’t see any method at all.”
November 18th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Does your name get small in cold water?
November 19th, 2009 at 10:59 am
MYSTERYAN = Ben Rongrastname