NO DICK, WE’RE NOT HIRING. Dick Jauron was fired by the Buffalo Bills yesterday. And yet Charlie Weis is free to graze around South Bend without so much as a cattle prod. Too bad for Jauron; his teams always seemed so well-prepared. And they had such depth. And they routinely play in such pleasant conditions. the monolith.
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MYSTERYAN = Ben Rongrastname
Does your name get small in cold water?
disgraced ex-head coach jauron: “are my methods unsound?”
exhausted, mistreated bills fans: “I don’t see any method at all.”
Here’s a thought, Ryan should coach BOTH TEAMS.
Oh MYSTERYAN, you hilariously misguided dumbass.
Now who will graze on the fine Buffalo grass? The weeds will grow out of control I tells you!
@Otto: I recall Jauron having once said about not wanting to tire players out over the long season. It’s very important to have guys like Fred Jackson well rested for those last few weeks of the season to ensure another 7-9 record.
@widespread… +1
Rex Ryan wasn’t crying, he’s just started leaking gravy.
Lovie will hire Jauron as a clock management consultant.
Folks, meet the coach of your 2010 Oakland Raiders.
Jauron’s face is an inny.
A Gints fan calling a kommenter an arrogant douche, in all caps. Pleased help him oh merciful Cheesus.
Uh oh! I might be racist!?!
iJauron has the leadership qualities of a stale Cheeto.
…a cheeto in Jesus’ likeness.
This just in: Browns interested in Jauron.
/axiously waiting for crying PussyTubing Coach on KSK.
BTW DR.BRULE, NICE JOB BEING A RACIST ASSHOLE, I”M A BLACK DUED!!!!!
So he didn’t know you were black, made a comment that had nothing to do with race, and therefore he’s racist?
Nice logic there, dued. Evan beddar speling.
Rex Ryan’s tears are delicious. The annual Jets meltdown hath begun.
Same ol’ B&T trash.
Free range charlie does not produce the tender wins people seem to think it will. I applaud the suggestion of more cattle prods.
Dick Jauron coached the Bills? I always assumed that the team heirarchy was like that military unit fighting over the bridge in Apocalypse Now.
Uh-oh if that Ryan story is true, I have a feeling that the pussy-tubing may have to be put on hold for a while. Pussy tubers DO NOT have things like “emotions” or “feelings.”
/I sincerely hope that MYSTERYAN is not a Pats fan
NO, I”M A GIANTS FAN U ARROGANT DOUCHE!!!!
BTW DR.BRULE, NICE JOB BEING A RACIST ASSHOLE, I”M A BLACK DUED!!!!!
Jauron has the coaching skill of a slightly used T-shirt.
I never really noticed until now that Jauron kinda looks like Cowherd. Just as smart, too.
Jauron has the leadership qualities of a stale Cheeto.
Perry Farrell? That guy lets dudes suck his cock! He’s no leader of men.
He’s like a slightly more competent version of Jim Zorn.
The only real question is will his replacement be coaching the Buffalo Bills, LA Bills or Toronto Bills next season.
Just…What took so fucking long?
Jauron has the effervescent personality of a stick.
Which he stores snugly up his own rectum.
“Fred Jackson is tearing it up on offense the first three weeks? Well, we’d better stash that young man in reserve as soon as our slowpoke Marshawn comes back. Yessiree. That’s not just smart coaching, it’s good etiquette.”
Jauron has the effervescent personality of a stick.
Jauron has the boorish manners of a Yalie.
Interim is d-c Perry Fewell. The WWL has an interesting list of potentials.
Thank fucking god.
Uh-oh if that Ryan story is true, I have a feeling that the pussy-tubing may have to be put on hold for a while. Pussy tubers DO NOT have things like “emotions” or “feelings.”
/I sincerely hope that MYSTERYAN is not a Pats fan.
Who’s the interim? TO? Now that shit would improve his TV show.
Better hope it’s both, otherwise MYSTERYAN isn’t gonna last another week.
Question: Do the Ryan family’s tears cure AIDS or douchebaggery? I can never remember.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
LOOK AT THIS YOU ASSHOLES!!! UR BELOVED GAY-COACH CRYS HIMSELF TO SLEEP EACH NIGHT!!!
4-5 RECORD, BITCHES!!!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-Jets-are-powered-by-Rex-Ryan-s-tears?urn=nfl,203114
Also; Jauron getting the double barrel salute from Bud Adams in his last game as Bills head coach right before getting fired is an awesome image
The real question; can Jauron use his one 13-3 season with the Bears to get a FOURTH team to gloss over his otherwise shitty resume and possible lack of a pulse and hire him as head coach?
/finger point to Dan Snyder
He was fired yesterday? How come I just heard about it this afternoon? Guess Bud Adams was just telling him how many days he had left on Sunday.
You know, you could get sued for your sexist hiring practices.
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers, still . . . there goes one of the best damn interim coaches Detroit ever had . . .