Sigh.

If you’re so convinced everything in the league is rigged, the solution is simple – stop watching. Please. Or just stop subjecting us (or me) to these warmed-over conspiracy theories.

I don’t notice any flagrant holds on the Bengals return TD Sunday. But since you’re convinced there were, why would the NFL be suddenly going against the team you claim they assist in winning every week? I look forward to your convoluted explanation. By which I mean, I don’t.

Ape and I will never see eye to eye on the “interests of the NFL” thing, but hey, who else is looking forward to that SEC championship game? Good thing for that league neither of them got upset by unranked foes, allowing TCU into the title game…

Oh, and responding to your points in another thread, Ape, the reason the woman submitting the affadavit no longer works for Harrah’s is because even in Vegas they aren’t stupid enough to reward an employee who is still on their books. That would open them up to massive damages in the civil suit from the insane cowgirl. Instead, some friend of the owner will take care of the girl submitting the affadavit. Like I said, the insane cowgirl will get a paltry settlement, Harrah’s will continue with business as usual and Rothlisberger is now on his own with the league (did you enjoy the two blocks in the back and the holding on that kick return Sunday?)

/ Accepts the fact that he will be waiting another couple of years to once again watch a MNF game with volume
/ suddenly doesn’t mind rooting for a horseshit Jets team that’s not going to on MNF anyways.

Then he caught Announcing Booth Aids, in which you end up saying the same shit everyone else does for no fucking reason, like “National Football League.” NFL announcers these days are like listening to the Bill Brasky guys if they were stone cold sober. You could throw Keith Jackson in an NFL booth and by halftime he’d be spouting out shit like “THIS guy has what it takes to be a quarterback in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.”