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By: Mike Bison

Mike Bison — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:00:55 +0000

Dude, that feather helmet is far from the “worst”. Slick 60′s-era deco. They should throw those the fuck back for their next big game.

By: gemma barnes

gemma barnes — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:13:08 +0000

a gay captain america hahaha

By: dudebro

dudebro — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:15:08 +0000

@SavetoFavorites

I must have missed the part where the American flag has powder blue and pinstripes on it. That helmet evokes very little USA and a whole lot of “gay Captain America”.

By: SavetoFavorites

SavetoFavorites — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:48:35 +0000

I agree about the Pats redesign, but if you’re really steamed about how terrible the flag helmet looks, get pissed at Betsy Ross and all ‘em. The stars-and-stripes flag– from a purely aesthetic view– is kind of shitty.

I don’t see what you’re seeing with the Redskin design. Redman in side-of-coin profile on the side of the helmet is– and kinda has been– an eyesore for a while. The arrows are a nice design, but the headdress actually isn’t that bad either. You think something that’s actually semi-accurate for a Native-American-named team looks “faggy” or “ostrich cunnilingus,” then change the f*cking team name.

The Buc design is a big improvement– the cutlass and flag shit IS a mess on TV.

By: Vince Wilspork

Vince Wilspork — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:37:10 +0000

Yeah bugeater, that wasn’t even close to a Tommy accent. Very weak.

Oh and Pigs: yes, you are the only one. I grew up with the Patriots of the 90′s as well, and I don’t think that’s a good excuse. Also, those 90′s jerseys with the pinstripes were god awful.

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:27:27 +0000

@Bugeater…When did Tommy move to Brooklyn? The fucksa Tim Gunn?

By: Bugeater

Bugeater — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:19:25 +0000

This is screaming for a Tim Gunn meets Tawmy from Quinze piece.

Gunn: Designers, gather around. The NFL has asked us to design new logos for their teams. They sent us one of their greatest fans to help us out. Meet Tommy from Quinze.

Tommy: How da fack ya cacksmacka’s doin? Youse wants ta design a fackin’ logo for da greatest team in da universe? Get da fack out of here! You couldn’t design your lips around my cack.

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:05:15 +0000

Coming from a Dolphin fan, there is no worse logo than Miami’s. But our mascot’s a fucking dolphin, so what are you gonna do?

By: Anonymous Pussytuber

Anonymous Pussytuber — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:45:48 +0000

They’re already named the Redskins, how much more racist can it get? Well…I think they should just go for the full-court racist press. Change their logo to some Englishmen raping and plundering an Indian village. They’re mascot an Indian with a sars blanket and dots upon his face. The outrage could draw some attention away from their spectacular football, but it’s worth the risk.

By: Pigs

Pigs — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:43:46 +0000

Am I the only one that loves the Flying Elvis look with their white away jerseys? Granted, I grew up watching them in the mid-90s so that is really the only logo I know.

But that new design is terrible and I need to bleach my eyes.