GIANTS SACK! GIANTS SACK! GIANTS FACKIN’ SACK!
Well, well, well. I should’ve known you Philadelphia faggots wouldn’t be able to get the FACKIN’ JAWB DONE against those GAWDDAMN FACKIN’ NEW YARK CAWKSACKAHS! Nevah send a boy to do a BAWSTON MAN’S JAWB!
(spits randomly)
You let us down, Pedro. You were-ah pitchin’ far the awn-ah of Sawx Nation! AND YOU FAILED US! This is the warst thing that has evah happened to US! You Philly jizzlawbbahs were-ah supposed to stawp the Evil Empiah so that we, the LEGENDARY FANS OF RED SAWX NATION, could be happy! That’s what America wawnted! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
(sits on chair backwards, folds arms over top and flexes)
Then again, I figyahhhed this would happen. I knew Pedro would let us down before-ah I even knew it, if that makes sense! THAT’S JUST HOW CLAY-AHVOYANT I AM! You see, even a pitchah of Pedro’s calibah isn’t anyway-ah near-ah as effective without THE SUPPART OF THE LEGENDARY BAWSTON FANS BEHIND HIM! I was they-ah when he pitched far us! It was special. IF YOU WEREN’T THEY-AH, YOU COULDN’T POSSIBLY UNDAHSTAND! Pedro knew he couldn’t let us down! And we knew he’d come through far us! That’s why his fastball was at least 30 mph FASTAH at Fenway! CHECK THE RADAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(phone rings)
Hey, that’s my friend BawbbyO! HE’S FAGGOT NEW YARK FAN! AND HE HAS A NICE JAWB! ALL MY FRIENDS AHHHH WELL OFF AND VERY PRAWSPEROUS!
(answers phone)
HEYYYYYYYYYYY FAGGOT!
BawbbyO: Ah, another Yanks championship. Everything is as it should be. Lucky number 27, baby.
Tommy: FACK YOU! FACK YOU! YOU GAWT LUCKY AND YOU KNOW IT! You gawt to play a fackin’ National League team to win it all! The National League is inferiah becawse the Sawx ahhhh nawt in it! SHEE-AH LUCK, JUST LIKE TYREE’S CATCH, WHICH WAS ALSO LUCKY! YOU AHHH NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF CHEATAHS!
BawbbyO: No, you’re the cheaters.
Tommy: No, you ahhhhh!!!
BawbbyO: No, you are.
Tommy: No, you ahhhhh!!!
BawbbyO: No, you are.
Tommy: No, you ahhhhh!!! This bantah we have is HILARIOUS! People should listen to it, because we rib each othah in such manly fashion! YOU FAGGOT!
BawbbyO: Let’s not fight. Remember the time we went to Vegas?
Tommy: I DO! WE DRANK AND STAYED UP LATE! OTHAH PEOPLE IN THE CASINO WERE-AH AMAZED BY OW-AH ABILITY TO DO THIS!
BawbbyO: Let’s just enjoy the fact that the media sucks our extremely unlikable team’s dicks more than any other, and revel in the shared attention!
Tommy: Good idea! You should come to my man cave, BawbbyO! I have a fackin’ shitload of TVs, and I told my cunt garlfriend to nevah come in with ow-ah stupid baby, or else I’ll knee her in her fackin’ bawx.
BawbbyO: Then she’d have a Boston Red Box.
Tommy: BAHAHAHAHA! GAWDDAMN RIGHT! RED BAWX NATION! WOMEN AHHH FACKIN’ STUPID, AND NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS US!
Seriously though, BawbbyO, this one hurts! Everyone was pulling far the Phils to win far the glory of RED SAWX NATION! And they let us down! We may nevah be the same again! It is up to the Pats to give us redemption! If Belichick coaches the Sawx this yee-ah, they nevah lose! FACKIN’ TERRY FRANCONA KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT BASEBAWL! I WATCH BASEBAWL EVERY WEEKEND! LET’S SEE OTHAH FANS DO THAT!
(cranks Sublime album)
FACKIN’ SUBLIME!
I guess we Bawston fans will just have to take sawlace in the Pats and Celts winning it awl YET AGAIN. BUT I’D TRADE IT ALL IN HAHHHHHTBEAT TO WATCH THAT FAGGOT A-RAWD GO DOWN!
BawbbyO: Isn’t that kind of stupid?
Tommy: YOU’RE kind of stupid! Asshole! Buy all the titles you want! No one likes yar team! The Sawx will always be #1 in America’s hahhhhts! AND THE GIANTS AHHHH SECRETLY TERRIBLE AT PASS DEFENSE! ONLY I KNOW THIS. YANKEE GIANTS SACK! YANKEE GIANTS SACK!
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, that shaunghnessy article is the worst thing i've ever seen, Tommy from Quinzee, two fanbases that deserve each other
November 5th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Let’s just enjoy the fact that the media sucks our extremely unlikable team’s dicks more than any other, and revel in the shared attention!
A New Yawwwkah would never be able to form such a sentence.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I will naw light myself on far!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Eat a dick Simmons.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am
You should make this into some sort of podcast.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:19 am
There is also the part where the people of Boston will complain about how much money the Yankees spent because the Red Sox are on a Marlins level of poor and its unfair to us.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:19 am
This sad Phillies fan finds a Yankees victory easier to stomach if Tommy from Quinzee is pained.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
hey this sounds a lot like bill sim….what’s that? Oh.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Gah, that picture of that Yankee fan makes me want to punch my monitor.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I want to knee Shaughnessy in the bawx. For a fan base that claims to love sports, they really have to make it about them to even begin to care. Does Tawmmy even watch the Super Bowl if the Pats aren’t in it?
/flexes
November 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
The one upside to the Phills loss is that Daulerio can now re-focus his efforts on being a shithead hipster. OH YEAH YOU KNOW I JUST WENT THERE KISS OFF PHILADELPHIA FANS THEY BUILT A PRISON IN YOUR STADIUM SANTA CLAUS SNOWBALL MICHAEL IRVIN BUDDY RYAN FAGGOT ROCKY.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
needs more gay-ass reverse jinxing and more blowhard conservative dickery from Jac…I mean, BobbyO.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
AND THE GIANTS AHHHH SECRETLY TERRIBLE AT PASS DEFENSE!
Oh, it’s not a secret anymore.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
I think you have finally identified the last word I would ever want to hear a Masshole say: clairvoyant.
/vomits a little
November 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
I read the BawbbyO comments in the same voice that Dave Chappelle uses in the Lil Jon sketches, the solemn, deep one.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:26 am
“Oh, it’s not a secret anymore.”
That’s the joke, fella.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Well, the industrial strength douche killed my monitor. Tawmy AND a spankee fan? Lord hep us….
November 5th, 2009 at 11:31 am
MY BOOK IS NUMBAH ONE ON THE NEW YARK TIMES BESTSELLAHS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Simmons? I thought Tawmy was mocking Petey King and his hard-core Bawston love…
November 5th, 2009 at 11:34 am
FACKIN’ SUBLIME!
Rome Ramirez is nowhere near the smack junkie Brad Nowell was. No one denies this..
November 5th, 2009 at 11:34 am
I don’t know who I’d like to see lose more: Tawwmy or BobbyO. Geez, talk about a pair of cawksmakahs!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Has anybody seen the opening sequence in the movie Irreversible? I wish something similar would happen to that Yankees fan’s face.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
The only thing missing from BobbyO’s photo is a nice snifter of cognac. 27 bitches!
/now back to football
//18-1
///27 > 7
November 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Fact that I’m a Phillies fan aside, that BobbyO picture makes me want to do so… much… murder.
Classiest franchise in sports, amirite?
November 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Does this mean that the Patriots are allowed to win the Super Bowl? Fuck you Simmons.
As much as I hate the Yankees a NY win pissed off both Philadelphia and Boston and that’s something I can get behind.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Hey!! Leave Sublime out of this.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:48 am
I expected more anger towards the dahkies.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:49 am
@jackin: Wait … you’re a Cowboys fan AND a Yankees fan?
November 5th, 2009 at 11:53 am
It seems the Pats get to keep their Super Bowl titles after all.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
as a lifelong yankees fan, i submit to the world my balls on the back of their necks for consideration.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
you’d think tawmy would want his son in his mancave so he could indoctrinate him with all the faggotry of being a fan of boston sports…that and how to properly pack a can of kodiak…not that bullshit way of smaking it against your palm.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Boston Red Box.
WOW.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Christ that Shaughnessy article was douchetastic. Highlights:
“At 180 pounds, Pedro is bigger than Aretha Franklin.”
A fat joke? Really? I expect more from Bostonians, Dan.
“The moneybags Yanks are on the cusp of their first championship since 2000, and only Pedro can stop them.”
Because unfortunately, the Red Sox were too busy eating crust of bread and searching for pennies in the couch to buy a roster.
“It’s as if Elvis was scheduled to appear on stage with Springsteen and Clapton at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction.”
What a really, really white statement.
“Tonight Pedro has a chance to make everything right. All these years later, he’s still pitching for the Red Sox.”
Who were also eliminated.
I’m not a Yankers fan so much, but I’d rather have them win 27 more than ever have to sit through another Boston sports championship (okay, the Bruins would be acceptable, that’s not a major sport.)
November 5th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
its been a while, but i finally got my tawmmy fix. now i’d like to place a request for mickey from far rockaway on how the g-men are sucking now.
thank you sir.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@Ghost of the Up are you serious? I can’t tell. If you can’t tell that this dude is based off of simmons and his drivel i feel for you brother
November 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
(cranks Dropkick Murphys album)
/fixed
November 5th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Good lord, this made today even that much better for me. YOUR PAIN MAKES ME STRONGER MUAHAHAHAHA.
/realizes it’s still football season
//still a Jets fan
///God fucking damnit
WHATEVER I’M GOING PUSSYTUBING.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@StuScott: We all know jackin’ is a Class A dbag. You shouldn’t be surprised.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
As much as I hate the Yankees a NY win pissed off both Philadelphia and Boston and that’s something I can get behind.
Awesome. As an NY fan who doesn’t give a shit about baseball, it’s things like that that keep me interested in the World Series. But Super Bowl XLII, on the other hand, remains the greatest night in all of recorded human history
/exaggerated
//18*-1! 18*-1! 18*-1!
November 5th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
The only thing missing from BobbyO’s photo is a nice snifter of cognac. 27 bitches!
…says the Cowboys fan who is also somehow a Yankees fan.
/Fuck Shaughnessy
November 5th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Why is Brandon Inge so angry in the BawbbyO picture?
November 5th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
^Whoops, FAIL. Looks like StuartScottBooyahs beat me to it.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
aside from 289, was i the only one pulling for a yanks win solely to piss off those boston queeahhhs?
November 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
By the way, is Jackin’ a Lakers and Red Wings fan too?
November 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Goddamn, look at some of the comments to the Shaughnessy article:
Don’t the Phillies have red sox ( or red something?) Are they channeling 2004? Yankees CHOKE again. Its in their blood.
Pedro Martinez is a citizen of the red sox nation, who cares what other team he’s pitching for now, he will always be a big member of the red sox nation. He was awesome the yankees but the hitters didn’t help him, their bats were very cold. Lets wish our Pedro good luck. Go for it Pedro, strike as many as you can from the damn yankees, they are fake and not real, the yankees look like an old actor who had 2000 surgical operations to stay young, fake face, fake nose, facke hair, fake …fake everythin… go Pedro go..
Pedro should pitch his heart out win the game and retire. As I tell my kids, s… is a bad word unless you say “Yankees S…”. Then I tell them not to tell their mother. Go Philly ! Go Pedro !
He isn’t just pitching for the Phillies tonight. He is pitching for all of Red Sox Nation.
And if any psychological study were done, it’s Yanker fans who find it necessary to constantly harp on their number of championships who are masking their own manhood issues. You see, when the member is microscopic, the Yanker fan has to rely on something outside himself to give him a sense of worth. Kind of pathetic. Anyway even if the Yankers end up winning this year, no matter how happy you feel, YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE HEIGHTS OF JOY WE HAD IN ‘04. On that score, we have you FOREVER.
I’ll say it again; there are no words to quantify how awesome it would be if the terrorists took out Boston
November 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I like how you started the Simmons roasting subtly, if that makes sense.
And the BobbyO picture…urge to kill rising…
November 5th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Arod is queah!
November 5th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Yankees fans are annoying for sure. But to think that they’ll be able to rub it in the faces of Red Sox AND Philly fans all over the world for a FULL YEAR?
To me, this is one of the most wonderful things that’s ever happened in sports.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Oh God that article. URGE TO KILL RISING
November 5th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Thah fackin’ Red Sawx should have been declay-ah’d Wahrld Series champs anyway! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Even Sox fans hate Sox fans sometimes.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@miamidiesel:
“YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE HEIGHTS OF JOY WE HAD IN ‘04. On that score, we have you FOREVER.”
Thank you for retrieving that glorious slice of Tawmmyism. +27
/see what i did there
November 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
BawbbyO: Hey Tawmmy- you like apples?
Tawmmy: Yeah, I like apples.
BawbbyO: Well, the Yankees won the World Series, how do you like them apples?
November 5th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
@Quentin LogJammin’ -
Um, yeah I know. But Petey King is a recent transplant to Bawston. Assbag. It’s a joke son.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Ahhh. The tawmmy post I was waiting for. And it did not dissapoint.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I knew how we’d be getting Tawmmy, but this one took an unexpected twist.
It’s also strange how it’s “douchey” for any Boston fan to bring up 2004, but Giants fans (and everyone else) are apparently free to bring up 18-1 on a daily basis.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Tawmmy is the best Fackin quarterback eva……..not
November 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“The Yankee lineup scares most righty pitchers, especially in the Bronx, but Pedro can neutralize the Bombers with his smarts and location.”
Or not.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
It’s ok to bring up 18-1 because namely, by 2008 Boston and their fans had become insufferable.
NO ONE DENIES THIS
November 5th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@Nathan Hale: it’s not more or less douchey for Boston fans to bring up 2004. It is, however, dipshittery and douche baggery of the highest order to say shit like “YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE HEIGHTS OF JOY WE HAD IN ‘04. On that score, we have you FOREVER”, which is not an uncommon refrain from FACKIN’ RED SAWX NATION, or to criticize other fanbases for pointing out their number of championships when Boston fans do stupid shit like this.
Also, let me drop some RZA-style mathematics on you; Football > Baseball. Therefore, 18*-1 > 2004. It’s not even close in terms of relevance around these parts. This is Kindergarten Divine Mathematics 101, comprende?
November 5th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@Nathan Hale
Schadenfreude is a motherfucker. That superbowl can be brought up because of shit like this
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d806554de&template=without-video&confirm=true.
2004 shouldn’t be brought up because of shit like this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332047/) and some event that happened in 2007
November 5th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
yes! fuck you simmons! but more importantly fuck you sublime! most overrated shitty band ever. they where responsible for a title wave of awful bands like crazytown, sugar ray and smashmouth that followed their white guy doing reggie model. miserable.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
The sad thing is, Tawmmy’s book is currently #1 on the New York Times bestseller list.
BECAUSE BAWSTON SPAHRTS WRITAHS ARE THE GREATEST EVAH!!! FACK YOU JOEL SHERMAN!
November 5th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@BlahPunked: don’t forget this either.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Not even Tawmmy comes close to the whining going on at BostonDirtDogs.com:
Yes, Virginia, You Can Buy the World Series!
The Steinbrenners Get What They Paid For
…says fans of the team that have been second in total payroll for six straight seasons.
(sidenote: WAAAAH!!! THEY SHOULD INTENTIONALLY NOT SPEND MONEY ON AN ALL-STAR FREE AGENT THAT’S AVAILABLE AND THAT THEY CAN AFFORD!!!!!)
The Globetrotters Win! THEEEEEEEEE GLOBETROTTERS WIN!
Japan’s Hideki Matsui, The Indians’ CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers’ Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto’s A.J. Burnett, and Boston’s Johnny Damon Lead the Way
Meanwhile, Japan’s Daisuke Matsuzaka, the Indians’ Victor Martinez, the Pirates’ Jason Bay, the Dodgers’ J.D. Drew, the Twins’ David Ortiz, the Marlins’ Josh Beckett, the Marlins’ Alex Gonzalez, and the Marlins’ Mark Lowell fail to get the Red Sox out of the first round. Maybe it’s because the Indians’ Manny Ramirez wasn’t around.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
And the emo eagles surface after a sleepless night of weltschmertz in 5, 4, 3 ……
November 5th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@ miamidiesel
“But Super Bowl XLII, on the other hand, remains the greatest night in all of recorded human history”
So what you’re saying is hyperbolizing our championship is obnoxious, but when you do it, it’s not? And I’m sure no New Yorker would ever throw how many championships their team has won in anyone’s face. How many rings have the Yankees won again, I haven’t heard about it in the past thirty seconds.
And I agree that 18-1 is more relevant on a football blog, but I’m not the one who brought 2004 up.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@Cock Flashy
Yes. Boston Red Box. Thats amazing. My new finishing move for sure.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@SSB: I live in NY and have been a Yankees fan since before most of the Kommenters on this site were born. And yes I am a Cowboys fan since 1978 so even though I don’t live in Texas my fandom runs deep and I survived the 1-15 bashing from dbag Giants fans in 1989 so I can celebrate as much as I want thank you very much.
@Rocco: Poor, sorry, Rocco. First you supply us with pics of the ex and provide a bunch of commenters with endless laughs, then you temporarily get Sexy Friday cancelled. I don’t believe you are in any position to sling arrows there buddy. Oh yeah and the Toronto Bills are still awful.
And I am a Knicks fan (facepalm) and could give a shit about Hockey.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@Nathan Hale: you could have noted the ‘exaggerated’ slashie at the end of my comment, but I guess not.
Boston fans do stupid shit like suggest a player on another team is channeling Boston in beating a rival. Did you hear Yankees fans suggesting that Bobby Abreu was channeling New York when the Angels swept the Red Sox this year? No, you did not. And if Boston fans weren’t such asshats who act like they’re at the center of the universe they wouldn’t have to hear about 27-7. You bring it on yourselves, especially with things like this. And this. Or this. If you’ve got a problem with it, start another petition campaign urging your fellow fans to not be such dipshits, dipshit. Or stay aloof self-absorbed douchebags – it leads to fantastic things like this.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I am a lifelong Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers fan. Except in 2004 and 2007 when I was a Red Sox fan. I also got into the Patriots for a while starting in 2001. But nobody can talk shit because I love the Steelers too. Big-time Spurs fan as well…man it was tough in 1998 when Robinson was hurt and the season was lost. But I had the Broncos to fall back on that year.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@jackin: Not judging, just wondering.
Well, maybe a teeeeensy bit of judging.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I want to kill Joe Buck and then fashion a shiv out of his rib bone to stab Shaughnessy repeatedly. What a fucking smug douchebag. I want to nuke his house.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
“You Philly jizzlawbbahs were-ah supposed to stawp the Evil Empiah so that we…could be happy! That’s what America wawnted! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
Well, according to that map that ESPN put up this morning that said most of America hates the Yankees, where all but 3 states were red (the first and last time that will ever happen), it IS true.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I bet that douchey Shaughnessy article is the real reason why the Yankees won last night.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
It is, however, dipshittery and douche baggery of the highest order to say shit like “YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE HEIGHTS OF JOY WE HAD IN ‘04. On that score, we have you FOREVER”, which is not an uncommon refrain from FACKIN’ RED SAWX NATION
Right… because you heard a Red Sox fan say that on the internet one time. And we all know that one person on the internet equals 50 million in the real world.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@H Cuz: I’d buy that. Shaughnessy is the flag-bearer for all of Boston douchiness. He is a giant tank-truck filled with water and vinegar. And I say this as a life-long committed Patriots fan. He’s godawful.
Sorry. I mean “gahdaawwful.”
November 5th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Tommy: Good idea! You should come to my man cave, BawbbyO! I have a fackin’ shitload of TVs, and I told my cunt garlfriend to nevah come in with ow-ah stupid baby, or else I’ll knee her in her fackin’ bawx.
BawbbyO: Then she’d have a Boston Red Box.
Best. Joke. Ever.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Japan’s Hideki Matsui, The Indians’ CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers’ Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto’s A.J. Burnett, and Boston’s Johnny Damon Lead the Way
With no help from New York’s Derek Jeter, New York’s Mariano Rivera, New York’s Andy Pettitte, New York’s Jorge Posada, New York’s Robinson Cano, New York’s Joba Chamberlain, etc.
BTW, it’s Seattle’s Alex Rodriguez and Kansas City’s Johnny Damon, geniuses.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
My favorite band…tell me he’s not a Pantera fan.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
You people are quoting Shaughnessy articles and Boston Dirt Dogs? The worst sportswriter and worst media outlet in all of Boston? “Wow they wrote stupid things that must be what every Boston fan thinks!” I know ripping Boston is a national past time on this site, but that is just laziness.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
@ Miami Diesel
Yep, I missed the slashie and I feel like an idiot for that. So I guess that kind of invalidates my hyperbolizing argument.
That said, you’re pretty much scooping up the bottom 1% of Boston fans and reading Bill Simmons and assuming that you know the entire fanbase. Have you actually talked to any Boston fans who signed that petition or actually believe that a player was channeling Boston? I think not. So really the majority of Boston fans are being punished for the actions of the minority.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Here in Philly, we’re just playing the long game. We don’t care about making Tawwmy happy, it’s all about finding new ways to mess with Mets fans.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Tawmy! BawbbyO! Partners in criiiiime!
November 5th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
The! Subway! Fresh take hot liiiiiiiiiiine!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I have followed the Bills and Sabres and Yankees since birth, I think the last is to make up for the first two.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@SSB: It’s all good man, I’m used to the questioning by now. It’s weird because when I was young and my teams weren’t winning no one cared that I liked the Cowboys and Yankees. But ever since the early to mid-90’s when things started coming together for both teams, I’ve been getting questioned on my loyalties. I just chalk it up to the dbag fans who talk the most shit when things are good and are silent when things are bad that make it bad for the rest of us.
I guess the success has to be balanced out by me liking the Knicks and humbled everytime they take the court and get beat by 25. Fuck you Cablevision.
November 6th, 2009 at 1:44 am
hahahahahhhahahhaaaaa…thankyou for that
November 6th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Um, Sublime is actually pretty awesome. And blaming them for Crazytown is like blaming Public Enemy for Soulja Boi.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Um, Sublime is actually pretty awesome.
Fact error, -50.
November 6th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@deafjeff
Same here. I like to think that each Yankee championship just I’ve witnessed makes up for one horrific QB, post-Kelly.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:34 am
@spikebrennan:
The Philies had a chance to become only the 3rd team in NL history to win back to back World Series but didn’t, how exactly does this mess with Mets fans?
November 7th, 2009 at 11:45 am
@spikebrennan:
The Phillies had a chance to become only the 3rd team in NL history to win back to back World Series but didn’t. The Phillies could have joined this select fraternity and failed, so how exactly does this mess with Mets fans? We couldn’t be happier.