suicide_bathtubSUICIDE POOL UPDATE: 244 people are still perfect through eight weeks; that’s about 18 percent of our original suicide poolers. And yeah, there’s a better-than-average chance that there will be more than one competitor standing when we run out of regular-season games. If that happens, we’ll probably just hold a random draw for prizes, which will include a signed copy of Ape’s book, some awesomely low-tech football game, and other stuff. You can view the pool here, and we’ll have another update when the herd starts to thin out a bit more.

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  1. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    You always manage to find the most disturbing pictures.

  2. twoeightnine Says:

    2nd prize: 2 copies of Ape’s book.

  3. Christmas Ape Says:

    3rd prize: A picture of me signed by flubby

  4. twoeightnine Says:

    4th prize: flubby

  5. Fuck you ALICE35 Says:

    Fuck you Andy Reid for somehow drawing up a gameplan that involved losing to fucking Oakland!!!!!

  6. Upstate Underdog Says:

    5th place prize: bread sandwich prepared by Drew

  7. LaFavre's Next Drink Says:

    Instead of Ape’s book, can I just cut myself?

  8. Ryno Says:

    Thanks for shitting the bed against Oakland, McNabb

  9. Lofa Tatupoontang Says:

    HEY! That’s my bread sandwich you’re talking about!

    /already made picks for the rest of the season

    //probably losing this week

  10. These .45s Beat a Full House Says:

    I thought 2nd prize was a set of steak knives.

  11. Pickett's Charge Says:

    “there’s a better-than-average chance that there will be more than one competitor standing when we run out of regular-season games.”
    Is it possible to extend this to the playoffs? Would be a quick way of separating the wheat from the chaff.
    /realizes he is chaff, smacks forehead

    1st Prize: bacon.

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