Comments on: Your Jonny Gruden Drinking Game For This Evening

By: Sea Otter

Sea Otter — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:37:50 +0000

I can’t take credit for this line, but I wish I could. Read on Twitter: “If Gruden comes down to the field and starts dry humping Favre, is that considered roughing the passer?”

By: Ted Thompson's PinkSlip

Ted Thompson's PinkSlip — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:58:34 +0000

I love the new addition to this year’s MNF train wreck. “His factor stat is off the charts.” Wha…wait… no,seriously. What? I recognize those as words, but in that order? Beck lyrics make more sense.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:31:02 +0000

I’m too drunk to be 4-0. Somebody changed the score.
It was probably Jared Allen. Anyone have a pancake?

By: TheFish

TheFish — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:19:00 +0000

I’m too hungover from watching Brees NOT throw TDs for the second week in a row.

By: Delhommey

Delhommey — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:07:26 +0000

Gruden said that in the preseason game vs the Gints. The same game he stated Dwill was the best RB in the league (even above AP) and called Smitty “Freddie Kruger” for the first time (he used the Kruger line again last week in the Dallas game).

Chucky loves him some NFC Souf.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:37:25 +0000

“Did he actually literally say and mean “leads the league in grit?””

Yup.

By: Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:23:49 +0000

There’s absolutely no way in hell I’m playing this game tonight, mainly because I don’t want to know if it’s possible to develop cirrhosis in three hours.

I also thought that Wes Welkah led the league in grit. Or was it scrappiness? Damned if I can remember……

By: Pee Wee's Pig

Pee Wee's Pig — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:26:02 +0000

Come on Farve, put in the INT play! Hey, go for it, lets put in 3. Oink.

By: Drew Brees' Mole

Drew Brees' Mole — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:53:53 +0000

I was wondering since your ticket was booked for 8 days later, are you still gonna go to Minnesota for shits and giggle or did Gawker cancel that. I did print this list out to take to the bar so i should be wasted by the first drive.

By: H Cuz

H Cuz — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:51:55 +0000

Fuck Allen Barbre