Your 4PM Open Game Thread
10.18.09
Oh, man. This is one awful slate of 4PM games. And we just had two five-star matchups in the 1PM slot. I hate it when the schedule is poorly balanced like this. Anyhoo, here we go with your late games:
Philly at Oakland: I have three Eagles starting in this game, and that still feels like an inadequate amount. I’d start Freddie Mitchell against the Raiders if he were still on the roster. Only Eagle not worth starting? Michael Vick. Because his presence on the Eagles is pointless, you see.
Arizona at Seattle: Uff vs. Leitch. Ufford spent four days in Vegas this week. FOUR DAYS. No one stays who in Vegas for longer than two days is ever pleased they did.
Tennessee at New England: I dropped Fred Taylor right before he put up 100 and touch the other week. Now he’s having surgery. PAYBACK’S A BITCH, FRED.
Bills at Jets: I was invited to attend this game. The forecast for the New York area today is 40’s and rain. I think staying home to bake blondies was a wise decision. Oh, blondies. You have my heart.
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Seriously, they’re going to have to rename this “Black Sunday” because this was the worst set of football games I’ve ever seen. Most of them were unwatchable. The ones that weren’t were only because they were so bad as to be hilarious.
/hates bye week
//needs him some Pey Pey
Are we going to have another Bill-Jets in Atlanta?
BOOM WOOOAHHHH STA STAMP!!!
it’s a cutlerception!
Dick Jauran should get a 6 year extension for that game alone. Schadenfreude is perverse, but then again, so am I.
Instead of that lame incorporating the teams in the song every week, Faith Hill should take it in both ends from the nose tackle of each team. Much more interesting.
alright Mr. Gonzalez. You’re my last hope.
/good lord Faith looks good.
Were any of you aware NBC covers the Olympics? I didn’t think so.
I’m really glad they cut they ending of Ravens/Vikings so we could witness that in its entirety.
Mark Sanchez went PaInt-ing.
/glad he didn’t start him because of the “favorable matchup”
Tiki you fucking tard…ge the guy’s name right at least.
Worst of the day:
Jets Bills?
Oakland Philly?
Titans Pats?
Saints Gints?
Thank god the dumpster-fire was finally put out…
now for some Matty Ice and Cutlerfucker pickerception drama
Oh sweet merciful Christ. Its over.
Was Enberg autotuning when he said, “It’s good!”
And now… baseball!
/flees
Did Jauron just say my job is safe for another week?
Pirate: Fire or Firebomb?
The pussy tubes left without the Jets.
IT’S OVAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
awesome. there will be pussy tubing in upper NY!
It is…..gOOOoodd…nice call Dick. I want some fries with that.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT YES
Almost wide right
/Bills can’t do anything right
It’s only an upset in the sense we are upset we watched this abortion of a game.
THIS JUST IN! PUSSYTUBING HAS BEEN CANCELED!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Miracle of miracles. Hallelujah!
No Bills deserve this. I don’t know why. I hate the Jets more I guess.
ZOMG SO IRONIC DAN FOUTS SO IRONIC
Someone fucking fire that dumbass already.
….And the UFL just dropped them. Says the UFL, “Come on, even we have standards”
Fucking stupid rule and fucking stupid call. You can’t see shit in that blurry video. It’s a catch.
Dicky J apparently learned nothing from his previous 40+ fg attempt
so will this kick be short or wide? (or blocked)
Way to play for another 46+ yarder, DICK… please be wide right
Wide Right.
Rian Lindelll Fail x2? One can only hope.
FUCK YOU TO DEATH AND DARKNESS, REFEREES!!!!
This just in… both these teams have been absorbed into the UFL.
That rule is bullshit. He has the ball, it didn’t hit the ground. Catch.
Fucking Lee Evans.
/all is normal now
Enberg, he said the feet weren’t down you ass.
oh jeebus. that’s terrible. Let the boy catch your forward pass!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh fuck me.
end this abortion. its a catch. pls.
Those guys at Buffalo Wild Wings are taking a long time to give an answer to the refs.
Potential sitcom pilot: That’s My Caveat starring Dan Fouts.
Fouts, you are an ass. No, really, you are.
Just give him the catch and put this sad game to an end. Please.
I don’t think he made a FOOTBALL MOVE.
I hate this fucking rule. You don’t know what the hell is a catch anymore.
He doesn’t have “complete control”, but fuck me, that’s a beautiful catch.
Leave it alone, let the BIlls win and let’s all move on to the Atlanta game
my head is going to explode
That’s got to be a catch just to get us out of here.
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Thet NYJ punter has one pickerception
I think the ref just wants to go home.
Willie Mays style? Really?
oh, careful there. that was almost a TD that would have ended the game.
LEE FUCKING EVANS!!!!!!
After sanCHEZ’s performance tonight, I want the Miami DC’s head.
Has Greg Easterbrook mentioned that Fitzpatrick and Dick Jauron both attended Ivy League schools? I can’t read his self aggrandizing tripe anymore.
Shot of Lindell taking off his warming pants: priceless.
Then again, he is a kicker.
“That’s SEIS interceptions.”
Ay caramba. I undersold him.
Hear that sanCHEZ? You’re just like Joe Namath! Keep that chin up!
He probably has a hand up his ass already.
That’s SEIS interceptions. It is hispanic heritage month, after all.
A tie would be a blow to the Bills? How, exactly? Would it mar their otherwise ideal 1-4 standing?
seriously, Fitzy, you have TO. Throw the slant.
@These .45s, God bless you.
Well played Fitzpatrick…
Your move, SanCHEZ.
I see SanCHEZ won’t go down without a figth…
Go on FitzPatrick.
Oof. Is that four picks for Dirty, or five?
SanCHEZ gets inTERcepted.