Your 1pm Open Thread: THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR!!!! (this week’s edition)
R: If Tom Coughlin can give his son-in-law a starting offensive line job, he certainly
can make his dog an assistant coach.
NY Giants at New Orleans A match-up of undefeateds and a possible NFC Championship game preview. The Saints have been impressive on both sides of the ball this season, while the Giants have generally feasted on inferior competion. However, I am of the “show-and-prove” school of thought. The Giants are the proven commodity here until the Saints knock them off. Asked about his first professional game in the city where he grew up, Eli Manning said “This is the building where Daddy used to play. Why does it smell like pee-pee?”
Baltimore at Minnesota After starting 3-0, the Ravens will be hard pressed to avoid their third straight loss. Meanwhile, Vikes WR Bernard Berrian briefly tweeted a picture of a nekkid lady in the shower. Unfortunately for us, he yanked it shortly thereafter, explaining that it was posted by mistake. Sarah Spain recreates the picture in question on her blog, although not in the manner you might hope :( I bet it was just like “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble” (nsfw, duh).
Houston at Cincinnati The Bengals’ home sellout streak reaches 47 games today, thanks in no small part to Chad Ochocinco and his corporate friends at Motorola. The Texans disappointing 2-3 start owes largely to an abysmal running game. If you don’t believe me, just ask the guy in your fantasy league that drafted Steve Slaton. Protip: avoid drafting midgets in early rounds.
Detroit at Green Bay After some picked Green Bay to make it to the Super Bowl this season, they’ve stumbled to a 2-2 start, largely due to a anemic offensive line. Fortunately for the Pack, they had last week off and will face push-overs such as the Lions, Browns and Buccaneers over the next four games. Matthew Stafford won’t be playing today. So if you were considering whether to start him… your season is already FUBAR and you should probably just drink heavily.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall will start today despite having the flu all week. Normally this would be cause for concern, but they’re playing the doo-doo Browns. Pittsburgh could start Rocky Bleier and they would still win. NFL Network showed`Big Ben arriving at Heinz Stadium today wearing a Bob Marley tshirt. “HARF HARF, Ben liked dog movie.”
Carolina at Tampa Bay While today’s slate of early games represent a considerable improvement over last week, the bottom of the schedule it still pretty dreadful. See e.g. ….
Kansas City at Washington “This pot is so good right now.”- Chris Cooley, on NFL Network, showing off the pottery wheel and artwork he keeps in his garage. Apparently, the Redskins tight end is really into making vases and what have you. Mr. & Mrs. Cooley aren’t the most inhibited couple so I was half-expecting to see their version of “Ghost”. No dice.
St. Louis at Jacksonville The Jags were violated by the Seahawks 41-0 last week. Look for them to take their frustrations out on St. Louis. One of the best burns in football history was back in the 90s when then-49er Ken Norton, Jr. referred to their hapless division rival as “the same ol’ sorry ass Rams”. That tag stuck for quite a while before fading from memory as the “The Greatest Show on Turf” rose to prominence. But now we have our SOSA Rams back. Long live the Same Ol’ Sorry Ass Rams!
Enjoy the games. Drew will be around later for the 4pm tilt.
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October 18th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
…and the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!!
October 18th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Just busted some people out of jail. Ready for football.
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/horse.swf
October 18th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Let me just say…
- That movie clip rocks. Will be dutifully sent to all co-workers first thing Monday Morning.
- That Saints photo makes me root for the Saints in a game I would’ve otherwise taken impartially. Go Big Easy.
- SOSA Rams. Yup, nice ring to it.
Oh, and fuck the Pats. No relation to anything but can’t let a thread go by without it.
October 18th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
A Saints fan celebrating face down on a pool table? Just another Sunday in the Big Easy.
Watch the Saints beat the Giants and there’ll be plenty of Saints fans down on pool tables come Monday!
October 18th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Boy, I can’t wait to watch my Jags on my telev…..oh wait. Motherfuck…
October 18th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I’d hit that pothole.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Jesus Christ does Lance Moore have some hands.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Oh Andre Johnson, how I do love thine production.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Mike Bell gets in for 7. Pierre Thomas running strong.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Saints fangirl has that ‘tailgate tested’ look. Yum!
October 18th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Who fucks up a PAT these days? I know, the fucking Jaguars…. Good God Almighty
October 18th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Did you know Favre has fascinating insight into NFL players of today? It’s true, listen to the Gumbel idiot slob his cock about it all day.
/stabs ears with dull spoon
October 18th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Saints carving the Giants D apart. Antonio Pierce ought to realize this ain’t practice he’s got this week!
October 18th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Well, the proven commodity’s getting raped by Drew Brees.
And I’m stuck watching the fucking Redskins and Chiefs.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
By the way, not nearly enough mustache on Jintsdog.
/or is it male?
October 18th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Ravens and Giants getting pillaged. FIX YO DEFENSES!
October 18th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Wide open receiver overthrown- the Eli special.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Slothrop: and I have the Jets later! Weeee. (not so much) Time to drink? Time to drink.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Well I know the Giants are going to lose. It’s just the “how badly” that has yet to be decided. If the NFC championship is going to come down to the Vikings or the Saints, I’ll take the Saints, thanks. Endless “they saved New Orleans!” is 10x better than endless “Favre!”
October 18th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
At no point in this game have I felt that the Jints are capable of holding the Saints under 40.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Live ball problems… oh Ravens. You are not the Ravens of old. Or you are OLD.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Under 40 in the first half, I mean. Jeebus. Brees is putting on a show.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Breesus is showing Eli how it’s done.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Oh, as a personal service message, don’t download the rapidshare file of ‘MenWhoStareatGoatsandthenFuckThem.avi.’
October 18th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
heh, I got access to my parents DirectTV account, so I can stream every football game today on my lappie. Am I getting out of bed? Only to get a new beer.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
So yeah, the midget is fast.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“If you’re a real football fan, you never get tired of 52 play MLB”
Fuck you Dan, no one likes Ray Lewis
October 18th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Thats right, take your voodoo swamp shit challenge and ram it.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
oooh yea, get real close so we can see all the blemishes on jacobs neck…
October 18th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Commercials for “Men Who Stare at Goats”: proving that Ewan McGregor still hasn’t mastered an American accent.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
God the Chiefs and Skins are both partial birth abortions. Thank god for DirecTv so I can just occasionally point and laugh instead of having to watch the entire game.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Who’s the former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs?
BIG JIM SLADE
a player of extraordinary magnitude
worse than Detroit
October 18th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Hope everyone started the Breesus…and Lance Moore…and Jeremy Shockey…and Marques Colston…and Mike Bell…and Pierre Thomas…and…
October 18th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
“That is quintessential Brit Firr, is it not? He just got bured by a Raven linebacker, he’s this 40 year old guy … AND HE’S LAUGHING ABOUT IT! He is just having TOO MUCH FUN OUT THERE! Such a whimsical delightful man.”
October 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Well that was a dumbass statement. No Drew Brees is not JaMarcus Fatass.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
AIN’T HE JUST HAVIN FUN OUT THAR
October 18th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Ha, Fox just put up the commentators list so you would be sure to know it was Troy Aikman making the obvious statement about Brees and Russell.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
The Skins getting bitch slapped by the Chiefs is hilarious. Snyders head is going to explode. They need to have a cam on him at all times.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I hope you all bet the over on Saints/Jints. 44 points and the Saints are getting the ball back with 3 to play.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
So happy I started Breesus over Matt Ryan. +1 for Shockey too
October 18th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
You know your teams suck when they can’t even crack one of the eight panels on the DirecTV Game Mix channel. I’m look at you, Jags-Rams.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
COLSTON FUCKED ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS
October 18th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
The 09 Saints are going to give the 07 Pats’ scoring record a run. Breesus has all day and multiple options on every play. As Leitch might say, ‘Heavens to Betsy.’
October 18th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@shaydigs
In the back of a vokswagon?
October 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
‘SkinsFAIL makes for delicious Mondays. C’mon, KC!
October 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
and that’s a hundred yards for Colston. This offense is fucking sick
October 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Lions/GB – worst fake punt ever…. “Hey, I know what we can do, let’s run a fake punt where we move the punter under center, they’ll never see it coming!”
At least the Lions are helping the diversity effort by hiring the mentally handicapped as special teams coaches.
/drinks faster
October 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Who, exactly, overlooks Breesus, Troy? Cricket fans?
October 18th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@fat polamalu I believe Rod Marinelli holdover Stan Kwan is the Lions special teams “coach”
October 18th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Eli needs a juice box after that strip sack. Let’s watch his noggin go back and to the left. Back. And to the left.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
The concept of going for it on 4th and 3 was solid in the Lions game. You’re already down 20 points and well on your way to losing. The actual execution of the punter under center was classic Lions stupidity.
You could see Woodson counting people and then start to move up when he saw the punter go under center, so they didn’t even get the 11 v 10 advantage.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Grant is worthless. Should have started Westbrook
October 18th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Shanle of the Saints is reminding me of the Techno Viking.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Man, I am glad not to be a QB in the NFL after Elisha’s hit. Ugh. And HOCHULI put away those guns, man. You will scare the children.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Is Hochuli getting long-winded with these call explanations?
“By rule, I have to juice up during every TV timeout, but I am a gentle lover.”
Oh and the Giants D is still somewhere in Bourbon St.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
The Giants haven’t played anybody yet, Thom. Pointing to the Skins as a test of their D? Really? The Cowboys? Um, yeah, not so much.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
How many Hurricanes did they have at Pat O’Briens, Reggie? OVER: 4.5 per defenseive player is my guess.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@obit – The Detroit Lions, putting the “special” in special teams coach!
@safety dan – I’m fine with going for it in that situation, you’ve got nothing to lose but like you said, classic Lions stupidity in terms of “execution”…
/glad he start Rodgers this week
//still drinks faster
October 18th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
“Brad Childress is an offensive mastermind.”
Oh, really?
October 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
We’re warming up Stanton? Awesome.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@Marmalard: Who said that? That’s not real! They can’t print that!
October 18th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@Marmalard – of course he is, only a genius would think to hand it off to Purple Jesus to give Favre time to throw against an old and mediocre Ravens’ secondary. PURE GENIUS I TELL YOU!
October 18th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Right, get Stanton out of there before he gets anymore WR’s killed.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I almost, ALMOST, want to cheer for the Ravens.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Over/under on downs played before Stanton blows out a shoulder again? Whatever it is, I’m taking the under…
October 18th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
i thought Portis was hurt. WTF is going on in the skins game? oh, thats right the Zman is still there. I fully expected sherm lewis to come out at halftime with the headsets on.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
@Sloth
I want to see Lewis due to Favre what he did to Tiny Darren against the Bolts. We can all cheer for that right?
October 18th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@safetydan – he stabbed Tiny Darren? I could support that against Favre…
October 18th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@Fat Polamalu
If this was last weekend then Woodley have a chance to relive one of his greatest college moments, killing Drew Stanton. Although in this game it might Stanton’s own WRs that turn on him.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@Boatdrinks: I’d say the over and don’t ask how much Antonio Pierce lost at the strip club.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Definition of small sample sizes: Joe Flacco as a good QB and the Giants D as competent against an NFL offense.
October 18th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Yinzers looking to cough up another one against the Browns?
October 18th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I was doing dishes and thinking deep thoughts during pregame. What if the Williams brothers were out due to that pop for supplements that got blocked/postponed. Then how awesome would Childress and Favre look?
October 18th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
They’re calling it technical difficulties, but I’m pretty sure somebody at CBS in Landover is taking pity on those of us forced to watch this holocaust of a game.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
TD, Recidivists!
Favre bed-shitting would be nice right about now.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Hey look! Feagles! Isn’t he the oldest player in the league? I’m dying to know.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
The officials in the Saints game are more corrupt than the New Orleans Police Dept.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Better at the slant than Favre? Well, Peyton’s alright I guess.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
The officials in the Saints game are more corrupt than the New Orleans Police Dept.
That would fly if the Giants could generate a pass rush and breathe in the same hemisphere as Drew Brees. Can’t bitch about the refs when the D is bending over like Jesse Jane.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Ruh Roh Eli. Hoppy pass ===> INT. Oopsie!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
shut up, reggie bush. officials suck balls
October 18th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Don’t look now. The Rams are winning.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@PirateSloth: Is anyone looking at the Rams/Jags? On purpose?
October 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Can’t bitch about the refs when the D is bending over like Jesse Jane.
I can bitch all i want, just not get sympathy. yeah I think the entire Giants Defense must have been on Bourbon Street until sunrise, I’m guessing Larry Flynt’s Barely Legal Club.
ugh, not sure who’s playing worse the D-Line or the Secondary.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Saints officials apparently forgot what holding is
October 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I can bitch all i want, just not get sympathy. yeah I think the entire Giants Defense must have been on Bourbon Street until sunrise, I’m guessing Larry Flynt’s Barely Legal Club.
ugh, not sure who’s playing worse the D-Line or the Secondary.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
And the Saints reach 40 just a little slower than we guessed.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
pardon the double post.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Colston wide open after Moore turned a 3-and-17 into a first down.
Breesus apparently is playing on the Madden setting on easy.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@The other Sloth
I’m not looking, Supercast is awesome with showing scores of games I have no desire to click on to watch.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I own Brees, Colston, and Shockey. I win this week
October 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@Double J: just busting balls. Bitch all you want about Ed “roid rage” Hochuli.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Why are you showing me Panthers Bucs score? Noone was waiting breathlessly for that…it did stop Aikman midsentence I guess.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Now I am interested. Bucs scored again. Glad I don’t have them in Suicide!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp:
The Hoc would have called PI on that play if it was going the other way.
Plus i’m going against Brees in one of my FF leagues, making it a doublely crappy game.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
What is going on with Bengals/Texans. Anybody have that game? Score is really all Texans.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Yeah, we got lucky, that was a total PI call and he didn’t call it.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
1st snow game of the year coming up in Foxboro. sweeeet.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
damn, that was a sweet throw by Flacco.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@Sloth: “OW-AHHH SNAAAHHH IS WHITTAAHH THAAANNN YAAAHHHSSS!”
October 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Silky Garrard is gonna win it all for the Jags.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@Bush: It’s some of the most gritty, white snow in the National Football League.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
1st, 2nd, 3rd and goal for nought. 4th and goal? holy shit
October 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Eli gets a fruit roll up for that escape.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Time for some SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
October 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I am a huge Chiefs fan right now. Skins and Giants losing, its like Xmas at the house! Why the fuck does Coughlin kick the FG? they need a TD.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
We know who Houch has money on.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@Ace Rimmer: and it’s pure snow with none of that stuff mixed in to make it grey snow.
Eli had that TD. Oh well…12 minutes left.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Who has Rice ? 62 yd run! Weeeeeee!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I’m cheering for the Bucs and Rams to both keep losing.
0-16!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Drew’s getting stabby while Childress is entering Kotite-levels of stupidity.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
HAHHAHAHAHHAAH Collins down for Safety, Skins are done! SUCK IT HARD ZORN
October 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
That 62 yard run was crazy!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Shockey, no matter what you do the Giants still needed your dumb ass on the bench to win a Super Bowl.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
1st snow game of the year coming up in Foxboro. sweeeet.
lucky us in NYC we get Bills-Jets instead.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I think Zorn is throwing up, just like Skins fans. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Zorn: uh. Well. We really played hard today. I don’t know what went wrong.
Nobody will actually watch that press conference.
YEA! Stabby finally gets Favaro!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Ray Lewis should have stabbed Farve more on that sack
October 18th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
The Redskins’ failures are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@First-National: Actually the Skins already beat the Bucs. Do they play the Raiders this year?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
HOLY FUCK RAY RICE
October 18th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Come on Viqueens, SHIT THAT BED!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Ray Rice say, fuck you Purple Jesus, I do it myself.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Where’s Favre out there enjoying the game now Gumbel?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Was Ray Rice in Marching Band too? That is a fine High Step.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Dammit! I want us to go over Fiddy!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Who is manning the Big Daddy Drew Suicide Watch?! Quick, man your posts!!! This is not a drill.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Grandma Headband is concerned. Aw fuck.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I think you mean the BDD Homicide Watch.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
there’s still time for a FARVE PICK SIX
October 18th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Now wouldbe a perfect time for Favre to toss a pick six.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
You think the vikings will go for the TD strike, or else work the clock and kick the FG>
October 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Great minds think alike! I was hoping the infamous Ravens D could show up too.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Hmm. How dumb is Childress?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Smart, take the ball out of Farve’s hands, put the game on the kicker.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Dierdorf is calling the Min game?
Why was I not warned?
/wrists
October 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
LaRon is not a small boy.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
As someone who started Mason, I think that Brad Childress and the Vikings are making excellent decisions today.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
SafetyDan: Chldress’ mind says “neither”
And the Saints pull the Breesus off with 6 minutes left. Mercy rule in effect.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I Hate NFL TV Rules!
Great they have to cut away from Vikes-Ravs for the opening of the Jets-Bills! i think even Jet fans would rather watch the Vikes blow the game then the opening of theirs.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Oi, could’ve had Flacco. Got Chad Henne.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
In Upstate NY we are with the Vikes and Stabbies.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
It was said that the Breesus was down. But behold, after three weeks, the Breesus has risen.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH! CBS Providence just caught away from the last 2 minutes of the Baltimore Vikings game to show the Patriots.
I HATE LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND.
I HATE LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND.
I HATE LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND.
I HATE LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Oh the shots of Favre sitting and stewing is making me giddy. Giddy, I say.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Why do we keep getting camera shots of Favre on the bench. Fucking CBS.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Ha, Favre has his helmet on liek he’s going to run out onto the field and lead another drive. There’s only 2 seconds left old man!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
CHOKE
October 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
shit.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
DAMMIT
October 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@Boatdrinks,
I guess thats a small consolation for living in upstate NY.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Motherfucking fuck!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
man im glad i live in TX. Its like 80 degrees right now. SUCK IT MASSHOLES
October 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Whether he wins or loses, this kicker is gonna remember that he stood tall when he faced BRETT FAVRE.
/Dierdorf’d
October 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@Boatdrinks – where in Upstate NY? I’m stuck dogsitting for my parents in Geneva (kinda halfway between Roch and Syr) and I missed most of the Raven’s last possession.
/don’t even get that consolation for being here. Fucking boo.
//Bills fan not at all consoled by the fact that his team is in the red zone because he has no faith they’ll even manage 3.
//Ah, there we go. False start=no longer in redzone. Of course.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
The Vikings are bailed out of a loss that Brad Childress wanted so badly to have.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
for a huge laugh DirecTV customers turn to 642 and enjoy the Redskins Post Game Show.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Aaaggghhh!
On the positive side, Sergeant Coughlin goes into full-blown SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM mode this week.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Our Breesus
who art in NOLA
Hallowed be thy game
October 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Matt Stover would have made that kick!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Make Eli walk back to New Jersey.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
> Why does it smell like pee-pee?
I check KSK every day during lunch, hoping for something to make me laugh. That line did it.