You + Peter King = Chemistry
Tomorrow, in a convergence that is bound to shake the very foundation of these here internets, Peter King will be having a live chat over at Deadspin with Deadspin readers. Good chat. Lofty chat.
Anyway, here’s your chance to query the man in person. I’ll probably abstain from asking Peter any questions, lest it turn out he’s very friendly and an uncommonly good sport. Then I wouldn’t be able to hate his guts, and no one wants that.
So take the time now and then to consider your queries. Prepare the most semi-LeBronesque questions you can. I doubt PK will answer many of the questions you REALLY want to ask, such as, WHEN WILL YOU DIE? I suggest you err on the side of gentle subversion. Peter, how often does your proctologist have to use the shoehorn? Things like that.
So buckle in. Prepare yourself in the comments. It’s fun with Peter King. LIVE.
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October 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
No way PK figures out how to post on the gawker sites. It took him weeks to figure out Twitter.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Oh this will end badly indeed…
October 28th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Peter, have you ever heard of Kissing Suzy Kolber or Drew Magary? No? Nevermind.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
This would have never happened if Will Leitch was still alive.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Mr. King: I haven’t watched last week’s House episode yet, so no spoilers! kthkbi.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ask Peter if he thinks Favre eats a lot of pineapple.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Which would you rather have: coffee-flavored water or chocolate-flavored water? Or perhaps the mysterious Donnie Brasco feces-flavored water?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Could you please ask him to clear up this whole Nutmeg in Lasagna controversy?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Me: Suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths; you try to open the door but there’s too much blood on the knob…
Peter King: What is your question?
Me: My question is about instant replay, sir.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
What is Tony Dungy REALLY like?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
in a generally non-specific way, it would be entertaining if not one question related to football.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Peter, have you ever watched a football game or even seen a fucking football in your life?
Follow-up question:
Brett Favre!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Isn’t it hard to watch the games with a different dick in your mouth in every city?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Finally, I can get an update on the status of the Bowers family.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Are his slaves Mexican or Black?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Peter, just how lofty is the city of Boston? Loftier than New York? Perhaps the loftiest city ever? Could use more lofting? Please detail.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Peter: Kit Kats. Lofty? Or Loftiest?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
So Peter, what is it like being Brett Favre’s personal roll of Charmin?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
/checks calendar to make sure it’s not April 1st. Verifies.
What the hell!?!? PK can’t be this masochistic.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Peter, would you feel more comfortable with your daughter working for brazzers or naughty america
October 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
A Chargers late season resurgence: Maybe, or Maybe Not?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
this chat defines clutch.
Question: Is Brett Favre the most semi-LeBronesque player in the NFL?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Peter: Could you please tell Mary Beth to stop calling and texting me at all hours? I already told her it was a one time thing.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Peter: How do the tears of children taste after you’ve taken all their baseballs?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Have you screwed any little kids out of foul balls lately?
How was your coffee this morning?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
damnit, @freesoup
October 28th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Count me out. Last time there was a chat with one of Deadspin/KSK’s traditional media punching bags, it resulted in me having more respect for that person (Bissinger).
And if I can’t hate King, then who’s left? Reilly? Easterbrook?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Peter, marry kill fuck. Brett Favre, Tony Romo Tom Brady
October 28th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Two part question: Starbuck’s sucks and go fuck yourself.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
J.L. White wins.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Peter, I’ve never seen you and BDD in the same room together. Are you the same person?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
How big is Romo’s smile when you toss his salad?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
If AirTran and Acela were to have a transportation love-child, would it be quasi-Segwayesque?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Why don’t you wash Brady’s jizz out of your hair?
Is it true that Dr. Z at this moment knows more about the current NFL season than you do?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Do you have an editor? Did he or she pass freshman English?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
You and Favre. Who’s the big spoon?
That clueless, self-absorbed, spoiled twatwaffle thing you do. Is that just schtick?
When lying to small children, do you feel it’s more effective to look them in the eye and smile or to distract them by point at a baseball so they won’t notice you’re stealing from them?
You realize everyone in the known universe hates Boston, right?
As a football writer, what makes you think your audience cares what you think about baseball? Or cares about baseball?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Peter, unlike your former colleague Dr. Z, I am neither rich, nor eligible for medicare, nor covered by a major medical health plan through Time-Warner Publishing. I am however, available for a series of benefits. How does the first of every month sound?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Peter: your columns are routinely filled with rambling, logically bankrupt arguments, tragically misguided observations about the world at large and thinly-veiled lusting towards a number of professional athletes. I don’t have a question.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
This seems like a good opportunity to get a different perspective on our fantasy football/sex questions.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
New York, 14:00 EDT
Gawker Media is reporting that their popular sports blog Deadspin has collapsed. Investigators are trying to look for clues, but early reports indicate that the main suspects are Peter King plus his massive ego, commentators trying to out-snark each other and exploded pieces of human blubber laced with an inordinate amount of bacon. The explosion is the most puzzling, but the search is on for a Drew Magary, who’s nowhere to be found. Drew is one of the most vociferous critics of Mr. King and was kindly asked not to participate in the chat session preceding the collapse. Apparently, it was too much for him to hold back.
More on this developing story….
October 28th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@Brando
I eagerly await King’s advice on how to best score anal.
“No, Peter, I’m trying to figure out how to GET the ass, not GIVE UP the ass.”
October 28th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Johnny “Thai Sized” Damon or Mark “Citrus Peddler” Sanxhez.
WHO YA GOT?!?!?!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Peter, how many stolen baseballs can you fit in a pair of size 46 chino shorts?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Peter, big fan, is there a collection somewhere of “Monday Morning Quarterback” tidbits that did not make the final cut? It seems like you do rigorous job of self-editing and whatever you left out probably is pure gold.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
PK, I’m pumped for Farve Revenge 2. Does the prospect of Brett sweeping his old team enervate you too?
October 28th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
English grammar rules too rigid. Looking forward to day sentence no longer need subject verb. Aren’t?
October 28th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Tony who?
October 28th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I have never laughed so hard i my life reading these comments…
Sexual Peanutbutter Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
How big is Romo’s smile when you toss his salad?
HAHAHAAH
October 28th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“Is it true that you have attempted to perform oral sex on Brett Favre?”
“IT WAS CONSENSUAL!”
October 28th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Please tell me this thing will be saved to read for later in case some of us can’t make it.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
@ Ant Baby
“enervate” means the opposite of what you think it means. I know this because I was using it wrong for years too.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Peter, big fan from the City of Industry here. If you had to make a list of the Top 10 football teams that don’t exist, which quasi-team would be your #1? I hate to be a homer, but there is NO WAY you leave Los Angeles off that list, despite the traffic.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Hi, Peter. Big fan. Umm….if the sun melts your Kit Kat, does it lose your respect?
October 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Where do you rank yourself on your personal pride power rankings when you agree to chat to a site that hates you just to sell your book?
October 28th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Peter: When was the last time you saw your dick, without a mirror? And what do you use to wipe that land whale ass of yours?
October 28th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I give the quasi-subtlety award here to Pack Mark and City of Industry Football Corporation. I would love to see those questions asked and then answered in full seriousness.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Hi, Peter. Me again. Yeah, um, any chance your daughter becomes Brett Favre’s personal chauffeur? Like, this winter. When it’s icy. Thanks.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Can I have your gloves?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@BabySexCannon
That’s the point. PK used it wrong a few weeks ago. Without that, it almost seems like a real question.
Cheers.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Can I have your gloves?
That’s our winner, gang.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Why do you make a “ridiculous” amount of money?
October 28th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Mr. King, I have a three-part question:
- How did you ever master the art of bullet points?
2.) Is there a real Toone P. Wiggins?
(c.) I’m going to go make a sandwich now.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
You wanna SuperSize McCafe to go with that bag of ten sausage biscuits, Mr. King?
October 28th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Who is currently leading in smiles in the NFL?
October 29th, 2009 at 1:46 am
I expect a lot of exciting build-up and then pure softballs.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Question:
If a train leaves Boston at 945AM with an average speed of 65MPH, and another train leaves NYC at 1045AM with an average speed of 45MPH, in which train are you sucking Brett Favre’s cock?
October 29th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
that chat is the biggest fail ever
October 29th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Heh, he actually answered my question
/assuming it’s actually him and not a poser
October 29th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Peter King at Deadspin? Thanks for reminding me why I don’t bother with that dump anymore. Jesus, why don’t they just merge with Fanhouse already?