Won’t You Help to Sing/These Songs of Freedom/’Cause All I Ever Have/Redemption Skits
Rob, the Giants fan who transmogrified from regular sweatshirted lumpy guy to a weepy pathetic slimy mess following his team’s loss to the Eagles in divisional playoffs last year, gets a chance at some web redemption tomorrow night courtesy of tosh.0. Just remember Comedy Central producers, WE HAD HIS PATHETIC DISPLAY OF SNIVELING BLUBBERY BLUBBERING FIRST! WE DEMAND AT MINIMUM ONE SCREEN CAP FROM THE BLOG ON THE SHOW! OR EVEN THE CHANCE TO WRITE A PILOT FOR THE NETWORK THAT DESPERATELY TRIES TO COPY THE EDGINESS AND RACIAL HUMOR OF CHAPPELLE’S SHOW AND FAILS MISERABLY! WE’RE UP TO THE TASK!
Tags: crying giants fan, old Eagles yes they rob I, pfft whatever you only beat the Steelers 'cause the longsnapper got hurt, quick hits, things that belong on warming glow, xmas ape
October 21st, 2009 at 3:10 pm
My hand was made strong by the cans of the almighty, #4.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Nice, Tosh.O is the best thing on TV right now. Lofty comedy.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
pfft whatever you only beat the Steelers ’cause the longsnapper got hurt
Scoreboard:
2008 Week 8: Giants 21, Steelers 14
(Also, Scoreboard:
2008 Divisional Playoffs: Eagles 23, Giants 11
2009 Week 6: Saints 48, Giants 27)
Sigh.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Couldn’t be any worse than Secret Girlfriend.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’m Peter King, bitch.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Leigh:
The Steelers were ahead 14-12 late in the 4th until James Harrison, in relief of injured Greg Warren, snapped an attempted punt out of the back of the endzone to tie the game. Swung momentum decidedly in New York’s favor. The Giants could have won anyway. It was a joke, but I figured someone would get all sensitive about it.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this man’s emotional display. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
/Giants fan’d
October 21st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Rob hasn’t been emancipated from mental slavery.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Thanks for taking the heat off the Pats fans Ape. Pats fans would never blubber like this (except after 18-1 happened). NO ONE DENIES THIS!
October 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
thursdays at 10, huh? seems to me there’s a show in this time slot on fx that may be a little funnier than recycled web humor.
/too cheap for dvr.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Couldn’t be any worse than Secret Girlfriend.
You apparently haven’t seen the ads for the new ventriloquist show they’re airing. Not only does the douchebag move his lips, but his cast of hysterically funny puppets includes a thickly accented Arab skeleton and a black, jive-talking pimp. Think Gob Bluth and Franklin, but without the humor.
That trainwreck is going to make “Secret Girlfriend” look like “Seinfeld.”
October 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
THREADJACK
Probably been posted before…REAL CARBOAT
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/278.jpg
October 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Think he’ll puss out and blame the booze? Or menstruation?
Consider my interest piqued (peaked?).
October 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
1. This is my fault for linking to the original KSK post in one of my comments to the Boston fan’s email this morning. All because I was trying to help a Boston fan feel a little better by pointing out that other fanbases do stupid shit and get called on it on KSK (even if it’s not anywhere near as bad as the douche that comes from New England). Lesson: learned.
2. Re: Giants 21, Steelers 14. Sorry Ape, but I’m pretty sure that the Giants sacking BEN five times and getting four picks off of him had a lot more to do with them winning the game than just James Harrison’s botched snap. So blubbering Rob is goddamn right that the Giants went into Pittsburgh and fucking beat the Steelers asses.
3. Rob didn’t make Giants fans look good with this shit. But as bad he looks, its not anywhere near as bad as the countless ‘men’ in Boston who left bars and Super Bowl parties crying after the Pats lost Super Bowl XLII. Not to mention the countless other “Patriots fans” who were trying, in vain, to return their team merchandise after the game (I was at the game, and I wish I could’ve captured this on video for all posterity to see).
October 21st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yes, yes, savor your Week 8 victory, diesel. If only there were something the Steelers could treasure about the ‘08 season. Ah well.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
ouchdotcom ape
October 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Needs more cinnamon and salvia.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I am falling in love with this video all over again.
/reaches for Vaseline, beach towel
October 21st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Get off my boyfriend. He’s fat and he’s a pussy, but he is all mine. He perfect when its cold at night too as I curl up in his fat rolls. Get off my Pussy! He is my Pussy! Come to Momma Flounder my little fat chicken boy.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
“Come to Momma Flounder my little fat chicken boy.”
- I don’t fully understand it but I like it!
October 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Nice, Tosh.O is the best thing on TV right now. Lofty comedy.
Was this missed? Jesus what an overstatement this is…
October 21st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
fuck this fat asshole, they should get #47’s hot ass on the show.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Am I the only one who wants to knock that Tosh.O guy right the fuck out? Jesus Christ, all it is is internet comments strung together with horrible delivery. Fucking worst show ever.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Tosh.O is pretty much the best damn show on comedy central other than South Park.
WebSoup on G4, now there’s a piece of shit the likes of which you were describing.
//liking Secret Girlfriend
October 21st, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Low blow, Ape. Low. Blow. But well played nonetheless. At least the Giants win in the ‘07 season didn’t lead to a series of annoying Sprint commercials, so take that!
@throwbot: I really hope #47 figures prominently into the show tomorrow night. Her value to this video can’t be overlooked and shouldn’t be understated.
October 21st, 2009 at 6:31 pm
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”
October 21st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I forgot the ending. Hehehehehehheeee.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
@ Gino: My thoughts exactly.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
No, jimmy dolan I also hate Tosh.O.
I really wanted to like Krod Mandoon but we all know what happened there. Fucking horrible.
As for that ventriloquist guy, I would celebrate if he died in a car(boat?) fire. The worst part is when they have scenes where the camera is only on the puppet talking…kinda defeats the point of a fucking ventriloquist doesn’t it?
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:14 am
If you pronounce it “Supuhbowl,” you don’t deserve one.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:12 am
Submitted for your approval. A Stillers fan. On the verge of panic. Not outright panic, but a near panic non-the-less. Another loss at this point in the season could lead to, well mass confusion at best. So it begs to offer the question, Who ya got on Sunday, Ape?
We’re ready. SKOL Vikings.
/Damn, I love this game.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:18 am
/huffs spray paint
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
/huffs spray paint
“Why is there blue shit on your face, Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 am
A Vikings fan is overconfident? I guess I can’t blame you. The organization, after all, has given you so many reasons to believe in them over the years.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
You know, on another viewing of this video, to be fair to the fat kid, losing to the Philadelphia Eagles (especially an Andy Reid-coached Eagles) is pretty fucking embarrassing, and could inspire tears in plenty of well-adjusted men.
/”and we go in there and we lose to the fuckin’ Eagles MAN?” My sentiments exactly at the time.
//but without tears, and not nearly as fat
///I mean their QB didn’t even know there were ties and their coach is this guy
////Fuck Philadelphia
////hopes Yankees gang-rape Phillies in World Series
//////actually, fuck baseball, it’s not a real sport
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
@Otto: Man I can’t wait for Season 2. Any idea when in 2010 it’s starting?
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
It’s Always Sunny is most definitely the best comedy on TV. As mentioned above somewhere.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Who gives a fuck if they beat Pittsburgh, they lost to the FUCKING BROWNS ON MONDAY NIGHT.
Sorry if someone brought that up previously.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Yeah and I WANT SOME CREDIT FOR GIVING KSK THE VIDEO!!!