Comments on: When David Met Mickey

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:39:20 +0000

So can we get the KSK fact check team on that David Carr twitter account that 289 dug up. And by fact check team, I mean dick joke brigade commenters like myself–except not actually myself, I’m a busy man.

By: Mathemagician

Mathemagician — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:54:17 +0000

So when does David Carr get the tattooes to break his brother out of prison??

/still remembers that show not sucking in the first year

By: Nimby

Nimby — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:42:49 +0000

You definitely don’t have to eat that shit they lay out for the lunch buffet. You grab yourself a soup bone, some bacon, some veggies…baby you got a stew goin’.

/Hot Ice with Anne Archer

By: Paul-God

Paul-God — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:47:16 +0000

This made me smile on a day I found out my car will need $1000 in repairs.

/Curses girlfriend who hit a curb… really hard.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:26:50 +0000

@UU: Really? That says it all!

By: markus

markus — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:10:15 +0000

Did Mickey comb his hair with a pork chop?

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:41:45 +0000

Mickey: “Drinks for ALL my friends”…jumps over bar and gets his ass kicked by Frank Stallone again.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:40:23 +0000

David: If our lead gets any bigger, Coach said he’s gonna put me in the game.

Mickey: I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin’ with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent play, you got fifty ways you’re gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you’re a genius… and you ain’t no genius.

David: No sir, I am not. I am no genius.

By: Sea Otter

Sea Otter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:37:14 +0000

Wow – Mickey is looking surprisingly clean and sober in that shot. (Speaking of blown out old celebrities with reptilian skin, next up should be David Lee Roth on the Raider sidelines…)

By: Ron Dayne's Strict Diet

Ron Dayne's Strict Diet — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:34:00 +0000

@ Biggus Rickus:

Can we throw Buzz in just for good measure?