Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Another precious Sunday afternoon has come and gone, leaving just one game left before another work week begins. The New York Giants host the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday Night Football, so sit back and enjoy the game with KSK. Who knows, maybe Crying Giants Fan will make his return to the comment section? Eh, probably not. After all, the Yankees game is on.
New England 35 – 7 Tampa Bay
Well the game was awful, but the crowd at Wembley Stadium seemed to enjoy themselves for the most part. Tampa could never get anything going on offense, thanks in part to Josh Johnson’s three interceptions. Tom Brady threw a couple of his own, although his miscues were offset by three touchdown passes. Wes Welker delighted the masses with a performance that Brits would likely call “Giggs-ian”. He caught 10 passes for over 100 yards and scored a first quarter touchdown. First round pick Josh Freeman saw his first action of the season after Josh Johnson was pulled late in the game.
Note: Brady threw three touchdown passes were enough to beat out the total goals scored in this morning’s Liverpool/Manchester match (Liverpool won 2-0).
Indianapolis 42 – 6 St. Louis
Steven Jackson expended a lot of energy for no reason whatsoever.
San Diego 37 – 7 Kansas City
Matt Cassel is still awful (10/25 for 90 yards with one touchdown and three interceptions). Marmalard hooked up with Vincent Jackson five times for 142 yards and a touchdown, almost all of it coming in an explosive first half.
Pittsburgh 27 – 17 Minnesota
It was a pretty even 13-10 game heading into the last quarter before shit started getting crazy. The Vikings had a 74-yard drive end abruptly when Brett Favre was stripped of the ball resulting in a 77-yard touchdown return by Lamarr Woodley. Percy Harvin answered back immediately with an 88-yard kickoff return for a touchdown to bring Minnesota back within three points. The Vikings were soon driving again with a chance to tie or take the lead in the final minute when a pass from Favre bounced off of Adrian Peterson and directly into the arms of Keyaron Fox. The Steelers linebacker returned the interception 82-yards for the game-sealing score.
Green Bay 31 -3 Cleveland
Anybody who was eliminated from their suicide pool this week is a fucking moron.
Houston 24 – 21 San Francisco
After going down 21-0 before halftime Mike Singletary benched Shaun Hill in favor of former top pick Alex Smith. Believe it or not, that actually worked. Smith tossed three touchdown passes to fellow first round disappointment Vernon Davis, but they were unable to secure a win. Andre Johnson was sent to the hospital after sustaining a chest injury late in the game.
New York Jets 38 – 0 Oakland
The most anticipated benching of the season finally arrived when JaMarcus Russell’s long leash finally snapped. Russell turned the ball over three times in the first quarter (2 picks and a fumble), although he wasn’t pulled until after Oakland’s quick three-and-out to start the second quarter. Things didn’t get much better after Russell’s exit, but at least nobody had to watch him play anymore. The Jets dominated the game on the ground, rushing for over 300 yards. Shonn Greene broke out for 144 yards and 2 touchdowns with Thomas Jones adding 121 yards and a score. Greene’s role will only grow from here, because Leon Washington’s season is probably over after snapping his fibula.
If you had to guess which team’s starting quarterback was caught eating a hot dog on the bench you would probably be wrong.
New Orleans 46 – 34 Miami
It’s a game like this that truly makes you appreciate the NFL’s Red Zone channel. They cut away to show meaningless scores elsewhere, but I never felt like I was missing key parts of the one really good late game. Drew Brees rallied following four earlier turnovers to lead the Saints on four scoring drives (23 points) in the final 17 minutes. Tracy Porter capped the comeback win with an interception returned for a touchdown with two minutes left.
Darren Sharper had a pick-six of his own earlier in the team’s 36-point second half. The score gave Sharper more touchdowns this season (3) than any running back, wide receiver, or tight end on the Washington Redskins.
Buffalo 20 – 9 Carolina
Sources tell KSK that this game happened. They were unable to confirm why. Jake Delhomme threw three interceptions, yet he was not among those quarterbacks benched this week. At this point it’s safe to assume that John Fox is attempting to hasten his departure in an effort to gain the inside track on the Washington job.
Cincinnati 45 – 10 Chicago
Carson Palmer threw five touchdown passes, including four on consecutive possessions to start the game. Jay Cutler did not (three interceptions and two fumbles).
Cedric Benson had a dream day against his old team with 189 rushing yards and a touchdown. Matt Forte did not (24 rushing yards).
Dallas 34 – 21 Atlanta
Okay, maybe I underestimated the Cowboys a little bit. Miles Austin now has 16 catches for 421 and 4 touchdowns in his two games as a starter in Dallas (171 and two scores today). Tony Romo delivered with a nearly perfect performance (20-28 296 yards 3/0), and recently demoted Patrick Crayton responded with two touchdowns (one on a punt return). However Roy Williams continues to suck, which is oddly comforting.


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Only the Patriots stand between the Saints and an undefeated season and nobody is knocking them off once they get home field advantage.
I agree on the latter, but not the former. Atlanta and Dallas could both give the Saints a run.
God did not approve of the Raiders defeating Philly last week, and smote them thusly. Where’s your pigeon now, flubby?
/ does nothing to avenge last Sunday’s shitbomb
// the Eagles better fucking in tonight
AP was sitting on the bench thanks to some genius coaching by Childress. Ape can eat a dick too with along with the rest of his shitty sixburgh.
Enjoy slurping on some Chilly cock for the next few years once he gets his extension in a few weeks. Maybe Vikes fans will blame the refs for that too.
“The Vikings were soon driving again with a chance to tie or take the lead in the final minute when a pass from Favre bounced off of Adrian Peterson and directly into the arms of Keyaron Fox.” Bullshit, how dare you blashpheme our lord of grape drink Purple Jesus, it was chester taylor or some other shit RB, AP was sitting on the bench thanks to some genius coaching by Childress. Ape can eat a dick too with along with the rest of his shitty sixburgh.
If “Omaha” is the code word for the snap the good lord, change that shit up every now and then!!!
Seriously. If Cris Collinsworth can crack the code, it’s not that hard.
Woolly side out – right?
fuckin SNF – I am all for mic’in up players but being able to hear the QB calling the signals was kind of retarded. Good lord by the the second quarter I was ready to rush the QB every time Elisha said “Omaha” . If “Omaha” is the code word for the snap the good lord, change that shit up every now and then!!!
Pttsburgh only won because of the Refs. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!!!!!
Time for more fabricated optimism.
/Fuck it. Eli totally relapsed into 2007 form. We’re screwed.
At least one team in NY got beat. The Angels are fucking lame.
/hopes this negative Halo vibe on a football blog will bring good karma in the 9th
//is there anything else on? PBS maybe?
Gaah! FIX YO GLASSES!
So very pleased the Giants lost this game. Their fans (especially fuckwits like Haterade) are some of the leading exponents of the “Steelers win in SB XLIII didn’t mean anything, they beat the Cardinals” bullshit. Yeah, well, those shitty Cards just beat the Giants in the Meadowlands.
/Crying Cards fans three months now – “WE WERE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFC! WE WENT INTO NEW YORK AND BEAT THEM TO A BLOODY PULP!”
flippin loss
@ DfMer: That video got removed due to something called a “terms of use violation.” But I get the idea.
@newhopeinKC: All I can say is thank God the Lions had a bye this week so I got some football instead of a blackout in my viewing area. The puzzle was so heinous I actually went out and raked leaves instead; luckily I sobered up before having a Sideshow Bob moment: http://squeak.vox.com/library/video/6a00c225283919f21900d10a7de01d8bfa.html
get bradshaw out of the game! what an idiot
@ Downfield Matriculator: I don’t know what’s more weak; that you went to try to do the crossword puzzle after the Steelers game, or that my afternoon consisted of exactly the same thing as yours.
So after the Stillers beat back Purple Jesus and BrittFar, I wandered off to browse through the New York Times and figured I could waste some time on the crossword puzzle. To my horror, Peter King’s power to make his own dreams come true extends beyond just KitKats and lattes — He is the theme of today’s puzzle:
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html
http://rexwordpuzzle.blogspot.com/2009/10/nbc-football-analystreporter-longtime.html
“I was gonna use a condom, but then I thought, when am I gonna be in Haiti again?”
I meant STD’s prospective girls you don’t know may be carrying.
@ 85FC: I ain’t fucking no petrie dish. I’m not afraid of any goddamned STDs. I just don’t like the idea of her using my shit with some other ranom dude she wants to fuck. If she gonna do that, she can do it on her own fucking dime.
Don’t worry about her going all “bat shite crazziness” ( I get excited too sometimes and can’t spell shite), you can always go Todd Haley on her.
A quick wiki says that lambskins aren’t as effective against STDs either because of the pores. Important consideration reentering the dating pool.
/Holy fuck Collinsworth, stop giving offensive signals away.
THey want us to keep the comments humorous.
Planning a commando raid to score rubbers from an ex could qualify.
Or just send her a letter in a month, saying you poked holes in them…
@ WTF: I’m not trying to belabor the point. It was supposed to be funny. Having said that, Law School is expensive. I don’t have 45 bucks to be throwing away on a girl after two grabs from a pack of 12.
newhope,
what kind of an investment are we talking about here? Is this like $100 worth of sheep intestine?
@ newhopeinKC
We’re already raising their ire by not “bringing the funny or gtfo.”
But at least we’re not talking about you know what.
How many did you buy? A crate? Let them go.
Lambskin won’t protect you from STDs like latex. Plus you’re wearing some poor sheep’s guts on your junk.
@ LFND: That’s what I was thinking. But I got the Fantasy Football locked down. I’d hate to raise the ire of our gracious hosts.
newhope – Oh, that’s a beauty for the mailbag.
Miles Austin: A case study in why I suck at FF.
/had the option to pick him up last week off the waiver.
/”He won’t have that good of a game again.”
/makes maple granola cookies.
/thanks hakeem hicks
Bro, condoms are like a non-refundable deposit for sex. Is the bat-shite crazziness worth going after them?
I love critical Cris Collinsworth…. it’s so… refreshing?
leave those lambskins behind, they’re unreliable at best.
O.K. we’ve got a minute here. What’s the protocol on getting your condoms back from the woman that just dumped you after making you buy lambskin condoms because she’s allergic to latex? Should I just put that in the mailbag?
I would just to say I did.
//checking penicilin supply
Yes. Pam Anderson is Leg-Fall-Off Feagled out. She just went to shit real quick
roughing the passer penalties are feagled out.
Nathan, she is LT’d out.
Would anyone agree with me that Pam Anderson is Feagled out? I used to think she was smoking hot, but now every time I see a picture of her she looks like an old woman.
Don’t try using logic I can’t deny on me.
OK, ya got me with that one.
Uh oh. Pants shitting time.
@LFND: Under Review. Trading Places=best topless woman in film history. Activa/drink this and you won’t shit your pants commercials=Feagled out.
Ruh Roh.
Run like a brick wall?
Hmmm….
By the way I hate to say it but Simmons was right. This is looking like a classic ‘Eli in the wind’ game.
JAMIE LEE CURTIS WILL NEVER BE FEAGLED OUT!
Nathan, point made.
The media will occasionally blow things out of proportion, but really, why the fuck is Jacobs running like a pansy this season? You resemble a brick wall. Run like one.
@ da fox: +1000.Wow. That bitch is Feagled out.
Nathan,
A bunch of other teams came close to beating Denver. Cincy, Dallas, and San Diego come to mind. The Ravens are at .500 right now.
Good teams beat inferior opponents. With a good offensive and defensive line, at home, and both teams tendencies, you’d have to call the Giants favorites tonight. And I hate the Giants. It’s why I’m rooting for Fitty and crew.
Fix yo sulkin’, Joey!
That chop block by Levi Jones shows why Joey Porter knocked his ass out in Vegas. FIX YO PROTECTION!
@Ocho Cinco Fan Club, belatedly:
Yinz jumbo whatever the fuck: first of all, wtf is up with the handle?
Pittsburgh thing, first you wouldn’t understand, and secondly, you wouldn’t want to understand, because it’s stupid.
Second, I liked the breakdown of the Helmet Catch but it would have been 10 times better if NBC show the image directly on my screen rather than showing me a screen on my screen.
I said that SAME EXACT THING the first time they did that. What the fuck, really NBC?
At this rate, a new term will be coined: Feagled out.
It’s when someone past their prime sucks at trying what they were good at before.
Like: “I nailed Jamie Lee Curtis last night, but she Feagled out 25 years ago.”
Shouldn’t it be called 3rt?
@ da fox
I never said that there was anything wrong with the Giants, or that the Pats were better. I was simply saying that the Giants shouldn’t be considered a lock against the Cardinals, and the scoreboard seems to be vindicating me right now.
As to the Pats season so far, they have also beaten the Ravens who are a good deal better than most of the teams that the Giants have played. They also came within a coin flip of beating the undefeated Broncos.
its an approximation somewhere between every 3rd and 4th throw. I wasn’t keeping track, but that’s how often it seemed eli threw deep in that game
“only if its a question about anal” They’re really good with gay male sex questions too.
LFND: I like to think of it as manufactured optimism.
Anyone have any idea why people analyze stats by month in football? Unless that month is December/January, what the fuck? How is someone’s record in October significant?
Nathan, the Pats beat one team over .500 (Falcons) so far themselves. Laying 54 on a team thats gave up on the season the week before isn’t much to brag about.
@85FC: what’s a 4rd throw? Is that some formation that’s not in the Madden Playbook? Or what Howie Long calls all those trucks with the tailgate step ladder?
@ Ocho – Overthinking – It’s the new black.
I’m not the first one to say it, but cmon man, get something right. Don’t you dare impugn AD! It was Chester Taylor who bobbled the INT. Why was Chester in the game instead of AD at that point? You’d have to ask the brilliant Childress about that one.
Yes, you are. Everyone has bad games. Your team had one on the aforementioned date. The Giants had one last week. Oh well.
RE the Saints game: It was a bunch of things. The injured secondary. Bad coaching/gameplan [don't try to have a shootout with Brees. Run the fucking ball. Don't have Eli hurl it 40 yards every 4rd throw]. Shit like that. Not to make excuses, it happens.
@ Nathan Hale – I remember telling a co-worker how the Giants hadn’t beaten anyone and were a poor pick in a playoff pool the year they beat the Pats in the Super Bowl, apparently the Giants are fortune’s fools.
Hey, hey, hey, guys. Seriously. Lay off Ms. Kremer. She’s just as God made her. And Lens Crafters. She’s just how God and Lens Crafters made her.
The G-Men are 5-1, with wins against Washington, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, and Oakland. Their one quality win was a squeaker against the Cowboys, and their defense was exposed by the Saints. I still wouldn’t call them overwhelming favorites. But maybe I’m just a Pats fan who’s still a little bitter about 2/3/08.
Diggler, you could have JaMarcus, who sucks mas wang, but started with super big bucks…
Yinz jumbo whatever the fuck: first of all, wtf is up with the handle? Second, I liked the breakdown of the Helmet Catch but it would have been 10 times better if NBC show the image directly on my screen rather than showing me a screen on my screen. Those fucks are so obsessed with showing how fancy they are they’re completely oblivious to how retarded some of the shit they do is.
Elisha throws the passes of an average poor quarterback but somehow achieves average results. Regardless he gets payed elite money? THERE IS NO GOD.
With her outfit, is she helping to increase awareness of Breast Cancer, or just mocking it?
And it’s only a violation if you request pics of said pucker-hole lovin’…
holy hell, Andrea Kremer is a ghoul
Yeah, Nicks is becoming Eli’s new 18 foot tall security blanket/end zone toy. I hate it that my team’s QB so accurately resembles the child he’s mocked for being.
I would totally watch a half hour show that was just Dungy and the coach’s clicker. That 45 seconds is more useful than 45 hours of FOX pregame assholes “joking” with each other.
/what does Howie Long suddenly have against neckties?