Comments on: Wedding Hookups, Single Moms, and Degrees of Cheating: The KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag

By: Matt Leinart's Clipboard

Matt Leinart's Clipboard — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:57:37 +0000

@Nikki – He wanted to do WHAT instead of having sex with you??? WoW is truly evil and you did the right thing dumping him

As for T.O.: You’ve caught his act in Dallas, and even if he keeps his head on straight, his physical skills (read: catching the effing ball) are eroding too fast to make up for an awful Buffalo offense. And let’s be honest, the lack of speed makes him Buffalo’s 2nd receiver in fact if not in name… Do you really want that?

By: make it snow

make it snow — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:35:24 +0000

Butterpants: It’s a tough call, but I’m leaning Manningham and Morris. I wouldn’t bench Mason just because he didn’t produce last week, but I would bench him because I don’t think he’ll continue producing this season.

And if you’ve got to choose, go for the younger, hotter girl. It’s a safe bet that whatever “relationship” you end up in won’t last, so the only real question here is who you’d prefer to have sex with.

TankGal: Awesome.

RD: A nerdy hobby, on its own, probably shouldn’t be a deal-breaker.

Screwed Twice: Ignore UM, blame Del Rio. If getting your dick wet after curfew is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

orange line: Don’t even think about trading Brady straight up for a tight end. He’s still an outstanding quarterback with a lot of weapons. Ben or the Schaub-Carlson package for Clark would both be worth considering, but I’d say you should stand pat for another week and see what Hasselbeck does for Carlson.

MC: Moss, Johnson, and Sims-Walker is as good a receiving group as any fantasy owner is likely to have. As awesome as it would be to get Fitzgerald, you don’t need him.

By: andrea

andrea — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 03:53:54 +0000

Butterpants:

a) I am a female Steelers fan, born and raised in western PA (sure I don’t live there now, but, hey..), and 5’9″ 120lbs and definitely don’t look terrible. I am ashamed that Fat Steelers Fan Girl Thing has ruined it for all the actually attractive west PA female Steelers fans out there.

b) No girl, no matter what she is willing to do sexually, is a “slampig.” Are you kidding me?

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:16:06 +0000

Is it just me or do some people put more effort into nicknames for the KSK guys and players than their actual questions?

People TOO involved in Ren Faires freak me out, but this chick seems fine. And I try not to be too judgey (out loud) about that sort of thing, cause we’re all reading and commenting about sex and FANTASY football on the interwebs. Just saying. Everyone has their thing they like. My ex would rather play damn World of Warcraft than have sex. THAT is where I had to draw the line of nerdom.

Speaking of fantasy, I’m a firm believer in not rocking the boat if you’re undefeated. I’m 4-1 and have maintained 2nd place thus far. I have issues I want to fix, but am too scared to touch anything right now. It’s still two weeks too early to really worry, IMO.

By: Tysonmcneely

Tysonmcneely — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:54:58 +0000

I still don’t get this “Howie/Nickname” thing. Is this supposed to be humorous? If so, please explain in more detail.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:01:32 +0000

Fuck it, play Maclin and hope Nnamdi Asomugha locks in on Jackson.

FUCK YOUZ GUYS. Jackson needs to step up this week or I’m fucked again!

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:13:53 +0000

Not sure what the comments said about it (didn’t read them all yet), but I’ve found that girls are very impressed with how clean I keep my house. Yes, the gay question gets asked. But it always goes over well that I’m not a total slob, don’t have a sink full of dishes, dust/sweep/vacuum/etc., and espcially keep a clean bathroom. Most people say I’m anal or have OCD. I just don’t make a mess. The bottle or red wine advice is spot on. And that wedding crystal actually comes in handy for something now! Oh, and remember to always have clean towels and a new toothbrush. I use an electric and just say I have a bunch of them from the dentist. And in the summer, planting flowers and keeping the landscaping sharp is a nice touch too. Don’t go crazy on decorating though. Some cool framed photos you took, a few items from trips, etc.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:58:04 +0000

Wrong take on 4th girl from the left…she is tilting to avoid the suction and allowing for a steady pour down her gullet…she is the keeper.

I’d wager large sums of money that those flasks are empty props.

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:19:58 +0000

I think satin sheets are kinda skeevy, but it’s possible that’s just me. Simply clean sheets are my expectation.

By: unsexy

unsexy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:40:58 +0000

Not sure what’s funnier, thinking that West Point is a good college or thinking that anyone there is smart

???

Those idiots at Forbes Magazine seem to think its an ok school. As does pretty much anyone with a brain or any common sense.