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	<title>Comments on: Today&#8230; A Drunkard Will Rise! (But Groggily&#8230; And Sometime in the Afternoon)</title>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@BDiddy:  The Bills started 4-0 last year and finished 7-9.

Yeah, that loss just screams for a Wade and Jerry post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@BDiddy:  The Bills started 4-0 last year and finished 7-9.</p>
<p>Yeah, that loss just screams for a Wade and Jerry post.</p>
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		<title>By: BDiddy</title>
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		<dc:creator>BDiddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Face it people.   4-0 is 4-0.  They may not have played great teams but they still got the W in the end.  Thats a lot better than about 29 other teams can say in the league that aren&#039;t 4-0.  I think the Broncos look pretty decent and have a good chance at the playoffs......although that&#039;s it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Face it people.   4-0 is 4-0.  They may not have played great teams but they still got the W in the end.  Thats a lot better than about 29 other teams can say in the league that aren&#8217;t 4-0.  I think the Broncos look pretty decent and have a good chance at the playoffs&#8230;&#8230;although that&#8217;s it.</p>
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		<title>By: J-Lo's Phishy Odor</title>
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		<dc:creator>J-Lo's Phishy Odor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok so I&#039;m hearing that Wade Phillips tripped and fell on his face at some point during or after the game... I really need to see this but haven&#039;t been able to find it.  Did anyone see that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok so I&#8217;m hearing that Wade Phillips tripped and fell on his face at some point during or after the game&#8230; I really need to see this but haven&#8217;t been able to find it.  Did anyone see that?</p>
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		<title>By: Sanjiv Sarwate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sanjiv Sarwate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on, man, where&#039;s our Wade &#039;n&#039; Jerry?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on, man, where&#8217;s our Wade &#8216;n&#8217; Jerry?</p>
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		<title>By: Face Muff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Face Muff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Orton almost looks like he is saluting Hitler at the start.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Orton almost looks like he is saluting Hitler at the start.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Olsen is making me sexits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Greg Olsen is making me sexits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*one, not on</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*one, not on</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Olsen is making me sexits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Greg Olsen is making me sexits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I must give credit to the folks over a YTMND.com and the creator of the &#039;ytmnd&#039; for the gif.  They sure are a motley crew of useful idiots.
//hopes the guy makes on with Rex and a reel of rubbers when Schaub goes down this year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must give credit to the folks over a YTMND.com and the creator of the &#8216;ytmnd&#8217; for the gif.  They sure are a motley crew of useful idiots.<br />
//hopes the guy makes on with Rex and a reel of rubbers when Schaub goes down this year.</p>
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		<title>By: Vince Wilspork</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vince Wilspork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, I&#039;ve had some pretty aggrivating conversations with the asshole Cowboys fans I know about whether Romo is a giant bag of shit or a top teir NFL QB.  I&#039;ll let you guess at which side of the argument I was on.  Shockingly, I could not change his mind... but thankfully he did not change mine either.  Looks like the facts are continuing to back me up.

I&#039;m looking forward to the Patriots unimpressively beating another undefeated team next week.  I&#039;ll take more bad calls, dipshit fumbles by the other team, and easy dropped passes if that&#039;s what it takes.  Just win, baby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, I&#8217;ve had some pretty aggrivating conversations with the asshole Cowboys fans I know about whether Romo is a giant bag of shit or a top teir NFL QB.  I&#8217;ll let you guess at which side of the argument I was on.  Shockingly, I could not change his mind&#8230; but thankfully he did not change mine either.  Looks like the facts are continuing to back me up.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to the Patriots unimpressively beating another undefeated team next week.  I&#8217;ll take more bad calls, dipshit fumbles by the other team, and easy dropped passes if that&#8217;s what it takes.  Just win, baby.</p>
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		<title>By: Gross Rexman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gross Rexman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And let&#039;s see how Drunkbeard performs once he faces a real defense - Bengals, Browns, Raiders, and Cowboys do not exemplify this. AT ALL.

I&#039;m LOVING the gif.  Probably the funniest thing I&#039;ve seen in quite awhile.  And the Jack Daniels is perhaps the reason that Drunkbeard constantly throws 3-yard passes...his double-vision keeps him from attempting to wind up the noodle arm.

Lastly, have the majority of sane people finally sobered up and realized that Tony Homo sucks?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And let&#8217;s see how Drunkbeard performs once he faces a real defense &#8211; Bengals, Browns, Raiders, and Cowboys do not exemplify this. AT ALL.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m LOVING the gif.  Probably the funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen in quite awhile.  And the Jack Daniels is perhaps the reason that Drunkbeard constantly throws 3-yard passes&#8230;his double-vision keeps him from attempting to wind up the noodle arm.</p>
<p>Lastly, have the majority of sane people finally sobered up and realized that Tony Homo sucks?</p>
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		<title>By: Gross Rexman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gross Rexman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I agree with you snafu, the fact is that those QBs who do just enough &quot;not to lose&quot; are exposed in the worst way come playoff time. Unless of course you are Trent Dilfer or Brad Johnson, supported by a ferocious and opportunistic defense.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I agree with you snafu, the fact is that those QBs who do just enough &#8220;not to lose&#8221; are exposed in the worst way come playoff time. Unless of course you are Trent Dilfer or Brad Johnson, supported by a ferocious and opportunistic defense.</p>
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