Basically, guy, when you go back to the states, you’ll have all the american girls you want, and it’ll be much more difficult landing a girl from Peru bc there aren’t as many of them. Basically, take in the local customs, eat the food, and fuck the women.

Also, not everybody in long term relationships never has sex. Some of us have it pretty frequently, and like to do things to spice up the situation a little bit. There’s nothing gay about playing around with an asshole if it’s the opposite gender’s asshole.

And even if that was sorta gay, who cares? Get over the gay fear mongering people. It’s 2009.

Here are the Kubler-Ross Stages of Anal:

1. Denial – we’ve all been there.
2. Anger – wait, what? A raging asshole?
3. Bargaining – The new Fox show.
4. Depression – When you think you’re never going to get the browneye, I suppose.
5. Acceptance – sweet, sweet release!

So, no, Bargaining is the step after Anger. Better bring extra lube for that one.

seriously, some people are just fucking nutbars. I’m a liberal but if you’d like to make fun of Michael Moore then by all means go ahead, because he is an annoying crazyperson. kinda like Glenn Beck.

I was afraid it’d just be pussy, buttsecks and football….

/thinking Otto’s a whiny, smug, snot-nosed, know-it-all liberal fucktard