These Quarterbacks Don’t Hate Each Other Enough!
The Broncos have the opportunity to put themselves three and a half games up on the only other team capable of giving them viable competition for the AFC West crown. But what’s so good about handing a potentially crippling defeat to a division foe without it being augmented by extreme personal rancor? WE WANT PATHOS! You ruined our favorite personal rivalry, McDaniels. THAT WAS YOUR WORST CRIME OF ALL! FATSIS THINKS YOU, SIR, ARE A BOORISH TYRANT!
After all, Jay Cutler was the perfect foil for Philip Rivers; the overwrought sub to Marmalard’s domineering (and abstinent) dom. Now, not only is Cutler removed from the equation, but in his place is the most even-tempered proxy ever. How can anyone, even Rivers, hate the Neckbeard? He’s just a sloppy looking affable drunk (unlike Cutler’s surly drunkeness) who game manages teams to minor success.
It’s just not the same to have Rivers’ nemesis sulking it up in another conference. It’s like making The Joker fight Aquaman. Sure, in the end, one of them still dies, but where’s the dramatic conflict?
“Whatever. I don’t care. Pink binkie is all the friends I need.”
Tags: denver broncos, Live Blogification, marmalard, mcdaniels' SuperAIDS, neckbeard, san diego chargers
October 19th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
PK’s busy doing binkie cost analysis.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
FUCK YOU MATT MILLEN GET OFF MY TV
/rant since the liveblog isn’t on yet
October 19th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I’m wondering where Hank Williams Jr. and all of his rowdy friends are located this evening.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Taunting? You wanna see taunting? Lazerface will taunt the SuperAids after he floats one into the endzone. He will allow no Heil Hitlers.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Time to get some seizures from the Bronco’s bumblebee uniforms.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Well, looks like they’re already going at each other before the game’s close to starting, so at least there’s still some sorta rivalry.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
The game hasn’t even started yet and Marmalard is already taunting the other team.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and make a Good Phil Hunting joke before the lve blog starts
October 19th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
*live
October 19th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
WHO WILL WIN THE GRIT BOWL?
October 19th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
DAMMIT CUTLERFUCKER YOU KNOW THE ANSWER! THEY TOLD YOU AT THE TOP! PHILIP RIVERS LEADS THE LEAGUE IN GRIT! WHAT? HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU WELKER!
October 19th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
haha loving the pink binkie.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
thats what your mom said
October 19th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
So that NAte Kaeding missed field goal cost me 1 point in my fantasy league. And that loss of one point put my H2H matchup at 110-110. Would this be justification in burning Norv Turner’s house down? I think yes.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Lofty liveblog.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:15 am
damn bones talk about deja vu… the exact same shit happened with me except the other guy had Kaeding and that missed FG resulted in a H2H final score of 110-109 in favor of yours truly. Still, as a disgruntled chargers fan, i will be drowning my sorrows for the rest of the night in copious amounts of hard liquor.