The Friday Five, Starring Drew Magary and Gangsta Cat
Gross! Drew’s kissing a cat!
Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginitively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend. Today’s sponsor is the recently discovered Gangsta Cat, aka Sebastian, the cat with gold teeth.
This week, we’re looking forward to…
1. Big Daddy Drew returning to Minnesota and eating bin after bin of fried butter.
2. Todd Haley yelling, losing:
3. Eli Manning’s flippin’ sweet new ad:
4. The return of BEEF MOE:
5. Mike Florio calling Randy Moss lazy after he catches 10 passes for 116 yards on an injured knee:
Drink irresponsibly. We’ll see you Sunday.
Tags: captain caveman, cats that aren't jean grey, florio, Friday Five, overweight Midwesterners
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
WAT
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
No, no, Florio wasn’t calling Randy Moss lazy. He was calling him “crazy.”
Crazy for not rushing right out to his local Sprint retailer to see all the hot new deals on their wide range of cellular and mobile products, that is! Did you know that Sprint carries an enormous assortment of handheld PDA’s and cellular phones that are perfect for your busy lifestyle? That’s Sprint, and your local authorized Sprint retailer. You’d have to be CRAZY to miss it.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Beef Moe has been 404′d
FIX YO BEEF MOE LINKS
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:17 pm
PS: Can we get someone filming Drew as he watches the Pack/Vikings game? Please??????
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Link fixed. And that’s a +1 to the Hammer.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
That picture of Florio almost made me forget that it’s not Sexy Friday anymore
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I am returning to MN for the game as well. If you want to say “hi”, I will be the guy who wasn’t too cheap to buy an authentic jersey of the best running back in football.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I just love the fact that my attempt at smarmy phone-retailer lingo got the ol’ auto-highlight on the text “mobile products.” Now you can drag your mouse over my attempt as wise-assery and actually order a phone! Arggh. I’ve become that which I hate the most.
/ actually, smarmy salesmen are what I hate 2nd most.
// first is still Peter King.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Drew will observe the Minnesotan’s Code of Responsible Drinking: Follow each Grain Belt Premium (”A Beer of Exceptional Quality”) with a glass of gravy.
SKOL Vikings and have fun, you fat bastard.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I offered to buy Drew beer in Minneapolis, but he never responded. Now, if he is still interested I’ll also offer to take him to an infamous location called God’s Bar where we may partake in some gambling, drink some fine booze and then watch horribly fantastic strippers press their sweaty boobs into our faces.
Deal?
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm
If it wasn’t for the fact that I’ve already arranged for the hooker tonight, I would have totally forgotten it’s Sexy Friday. That makes this feature the ‘Friday FAIL’ more than the ‘Friday Five’
/knows more and better boobs are available on the interwebs
//still misses Sexy Friday, which was a mindset, not just a bunch of pictures and occasional fake bios
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
@Hammer – wow. Looks like you know what it feels like to be so close to Sprint… to be so far up in it…
Also, +1 for your hate list. I liked the T-Mobile guy who, when I walked in to buy the $400 G1, tried to sell me on the equally insanely expensive BlackBerry. I’m already here to spend an inexcusable amount of money. Stop trying to sell something to me. Get out of Sale Moe!
/also misses Sexy Friday… but still is a whiz at lookin’ fer porn.
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
/pussy joke
//yeah I got nothin’
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Injured back, not knee
/shows self door
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Gangsta Cat is pretty hard. He would own any scratch post.
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Needs a “safe for Mormons” tag.
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I’m not sure what to make of this… to be fair, we got MUCH more pussy than we ever did on a sexy friday… on the other hand, we got many more pictures of Drew than we did on a sexy Friday… call it a push.
Fucking Rocco.
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Room for improvement. So far the Friday Five is like that 4th round compensatory pick you got for free. You’re happy you have it but it needs some work…
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Need to rename this the “Sexy Friday Memorial Weekend Prognosticator and Grill”
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Drew’s gotta lay off the LSD.
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Friday Five? Eh, there’s a lot to be said for being spoonfed soft poon.
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Floriown3d!!!
October 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
“overweight Midwesterners” is a redundant term.
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
you know what i want to see? a punter/kicker get stiffarmed into the ground. thats what i want to see. none of the juking bull shit. give him the business. hard.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:26 am
unsexiest friday ever? unsexiest friday ever
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 am
What’s with the picture of Michael J. Fox, next to a cat, holding a toy airplane?
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 am
Farewell Fred Jackson, my fantasy team barely knew ye
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 am
Not blurred enough to be MJF.
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:33 am
Sexy Friday > Friday Five
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
God damnit. I’d like to think that Action Jackson might keep getting decent touches once Beef Moe comes back, that maybe the coaching staff would throw them both in the backfield for a lot of plays. But then again, I’d also like to think that our head coach has not joined the ranks of the undead, and that our offensive line is good at football.
God fucking damnit, I hate being a Bills fan.
/Falls down, breaks [choose one or all: leg/arm/pride], goes on IR
October 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
The proposed Skins v. Bucs game should be investigated as it appears to be a plot to commit terrorism in a public place. First 0-0 tie in NFL history?
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
If it wasn’t for the sparse amount of facial hair, I’d think drew was an 11 year old sportswriting prodigy.
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 pm
rodgers_neighborhood Says:
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 am
What’s with the picture of Michael J. Fox, next to a cat, holding a toy airplane?
help out fox parkinsons, one etch-a-sketch at a time….
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Godament, I don’t know how, but make this more interesting and funny. This was fucking Fail. I am disapointed.
October 4th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Might I suggest “The Friday Fist” or something to that effect? “The Friday Five” is just so… retarded.
October 4th, 2009 at 1:21 am
I know I don’t have a say so in the vast majority of things but I would like to nominate MYASS as defensive player of the game. . Drew is that you?
Hoooot, budweiser!
October 4th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Todds yelling will propel the Chiefs to a win. Thats a scientific fact.
October 4th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
@yeahright, wtf do you mean? I was criticizing the Friday Fail. Are you drew-cunt?