The Friday Five: LET THE FLIPPIN’ SWEET RUMPUS BEGIN!
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Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginitively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend. It was a tough week of empty balloon watching and SkiFree reminiscing, but we made it through intact. And these next two days are our reward. Why, there are actually good games this weekend. A showdown of unbeaten teams! A face-off between the faggy purple-clad franchises! Stacy Andrews-Tom Cable punching spree! And so much more!
This week, what we’re looking looking forward to most is…
1. The grisly death of Trent Edwards
The Bills are likely to be starting three rookie linemen Sunday against Rex Ryan’s blitz-crazed Pussytubers, who are already pissed about getting pushed around by the Dolphins. So I hope you haven’t gotten very attached to Trent Edwards (surely someone has) because he’s about to fulfill the Carson Palmer Prophecy of a dead NFL player.
2. Browns fan buffoonery!
The Steelers take aim at a 12th straight victory against the Browns. While the game is in Pittsburgh, scenes of Cleveland fan carnage, as presented below, won’t be as much in evidence. But you know by Mistake by the Lake-side, no Port-O-Pottie roof can go unoccupied. The man in the Tom Tupa jersey forbids it!
3. Unauthorized Sexy Friday Redux.
Without so much as getting the express written consent of either WithLeather overload/clown drinking companion Punte or any of the other members of Kkake Incorporated, WL fill-in Weed Against Speed has taken it upon himself to resurrect Sexy Friday JUST THIS ONCE. What a clever little upstart you are, Weed. Expect a sternly worded letter, sir. Written on your chest with a knife. Meanwhile those upstanding corporate NBC folk have a gallery of cheerleaders in Halloween costumes.
4. Keeping a wide berth from those Riverdale punks
Look at ‘em, cavorting around like that. That ain’t right.
5. Eli Covering His Eyes Through Half of Where the Wild Things Are
“These aren’t the friendly monsters I thought they’d be! Nobody told me this thing was supposta give me the creepers! Let’s go see this Paranormal Activity movie instead.”
Tags: Cleveland Browns, duhhh stay outta riverdale, flippin' sweet, Friday Five, Trent Edwards you're next, xmas ape
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October 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh Reggie, you degenerate pervert. Quite what he did for that five dollars I’m glad has never been committed to the pages.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Mr. Weatherbee touched me and all I got was an erection.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Why is there a comic book with Rickie Rich playing tag football with some jerkwheat who stole the wild things crown? This is a sick and twisted world we live in balloon boy.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
For $10, Reggie can find out where the nickname “jughead” came from.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
This is Thurman Thomas?
http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=71021
October 16th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
stupid fun police BE LESS OPPRESSIVE
FUCK
October 16th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Check out Jughead’s outstretched hand and his right foot in relation to Veronica. The guy is violating some serious laws of perspective there.
Either way, THROW THE DAMN BALL, Veronica! Midge is wide open! She’s only five feet or three hundred yards away!
October 16th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
That whore Reggie bought seems a little hot and clean for just $5.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
That picture is FLIPPING PERFECT
October 16th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
That whore Reggie bought seems a little hot and clean for just $5.
Check the shirt, she’s a fucking hippie. She could have been had just by telling her the world is going to end tomorrow.
Hopefully the Trent Edwards world will end Sunday.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Are we having a memorial service for Weed, or are we just gonna assume you dumped the body Pesci style?
October 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Smart man, Reggie, spending your gambling winnings instantly on whores.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
WASHINGTON — According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, some pigs in Minnesota may have tested positive for H1N1 virus, first potential U.S. cases of the “swine flu” in swine.
Damn you Britt Farr, you’ve gone too far when you start messing around with bacon.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Where’s the UFL?
October 16th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
If things pan out as they should, I think a posting by the ghost of Trent Edwards isn’t asking too much. Or maybe the ghost of Joe Theismann’s leg will send him back to the land of the living.
October 16th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
can you make a dick magically appear in eli’s mouth. that wud be aweseome.
October 16th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@ FiveHead…
Just tell him it’s a bubblegum cigar.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Anybody catch Brady’s quote about the roughing calls?
October 16th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Since you guys are such lazy bastards that you can’t be creative, or bother to engage with your readers, on Friday afternoons, why don’t you hire Mr. Weed to send us off to our debaucheries with a little sexy. He is obviously up for it.
Sorry Ape, it’s a good post and I think Archies got a boner in that picture. Cats and dogs ruined the internet.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Best friday five so far…
Looks like we’re gettin the hang of it.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Photo #5 on that NBC site is Ochocinco’s favorite photo.
October 17th, 2009 at 4:11 am
ready to see bronws lose
October 17th, 2009 at 10:04 am
“Anybody catch Brady’s quote about the roughing calls?”
This? “Are you kidding me? We’re holding the ball, we’re unprotected, just sitting there defenseless. So they’ve got to stay away from me,” he said. “They deserve to get flagged.”
Anyone surprised?
October 17th, 2009 at 11:29 am
random note of the weekend… everyone’s favorite AT&T MILF was on Law & Order last night. Strange to see her not hawking rollover minutes.
October 17th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to figure it out. Bobby Bowden is Paula Deen!! Have you ever seen them in the same place.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Midge: space-filler, or underrated toon poon?
October 17th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@Gern
“I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to figure it out. Bobby Bowden is Paula Deen!! Have you ever seen them in the same place.”
Paula Deen wouldn’t have hired Jeff Bowden.
October 17th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
That picture is amazing. And ooooh Reggie…
October 18th, 2009 at 9:40 am
This? “Are you kidding me? We’re holding the ball, we’re unprotected, just sitting there defenseless. So they’ve got to stay away from me,” he said. “They deserve to get flagged.”
That, plus the stuff he said in the Boston Globe about trying to get the refs on his side from the beginning of the game, and trying to get flags thrown for infractions that never occurred? Yeah. What a prick.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Yes, I’m thinking we need a new bounty on Brady’s knees.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Sexy Friday was lame; I’m glad it’s gone. Christ, it’s the Internets people. You can find sexy pics anywhere but another day of unsettling childhood references and NFL-related dick jokes is always welcome.
/sad about the color purple’s “faggy” status as it used to be a royal and lofty color
October 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
And Down Goes Edwards.