The Friday Five: brought to you by Volvo and their roomy, if untidy back seats
Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginatively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend….
#1 Marge Simpson in Playboy! I’m a little conflicted about this. Iwouldn’t think that she would ever go along with something as tawdry as this. But on the other hand, her jugs are as authentic as those of most the ladies in Playboy.
#2 Broncos-Patriots. The Belichick-McDaniels post-game encounter starts as a firm handshake, slowly becomes a tender embrace, then a passionate make-out session at midfield. SUPERAIDNOONEDENIESTHIS!!!
#3 On the other end of the love/war continuum, we can’t wait until the feuding Clinton Portis and Mike Sellers go toe-to-toe on the sidelines when the Redskins visit Charlotte Sunday. (Note to Portis: if you think Sellers wasn’t blocking for you before, what do think he’s going to do now that you hate each other?)
“Make YOUR move.”
“No, you make your move.”
“Hey, wait why are we wearing blue? Did we get traded to the Giants?”
“I guess so. Problem solved.”
“I love you, shortie.”
#4 Chad Ochocinco’s promised “Ricky Bobby” touchdown celebration in Baltimore. It becomes 50 percent less funny when Will Ferrell actually shows up to join in.
# 5 Spending quality time with the family on the couch, kicking back and watching the games.
Tags: bad ms, bad MS Paint, Friday Five, ksk group posts
October 9th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Wow, it took me way too long to realize what was weird about that last pic.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
RIP Sexy Friday. We miss you already…
October 9th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
C’mon now, a family of gingers is nothing to shit bricks over…but whats with the cyclops under mom’s ass?
October 9th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
i shit bricks..that was good. I am hoping ochocinco will get a TD pass in Baltimore and try the jump in the crowd thing. Betcha a dolla dolla bill that Snoop would pop a cap in his ass…that bitch is a bad motha fucka
October 9th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
That flash of light in the mirror behind them is eerie.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Can we change Friday Five into Hate Fuck Friday? I’ve got dibs on Michelle Malkin.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Is Chad Ochocinco contracted with Prestige Worldwide?
October 9th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Ufford reminds me of Dan Snyder.
October 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
SOMEBODY reads reddit over there at KSK.
October 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Sexy Friday was a million times better. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
October 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I was wondering about the cyclops myself.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
That Black guy better be hung, emily.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
That black guy better be saving some for me Emily.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
That black guy better not be pussy tubing Emily.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
HEY DARIUS!! SAVE SOME FOR CHIMICHANGA!!
October 9th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@SRV:
Snoop’s a Steeler fan this year.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I bet the cyclops under the wifes ass is actually the real father/husband of the family, but no one liked him, so the wife/kids killed him and brought in a new daddy.
October 9th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Did that mom’s brown eye just wink at me?
October 9th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
It’s OK for Emily to fuck that black guy, her parents bought him for her too.
/Chuh Chuh’d
October 9th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
/Is scared of the ginger kids in photo 5…
//Would prefer a Semi-Pro coordinated tropics dance for OchoCinco
October 9th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
All the comments bemoaning the loss of Sexy Friday just make me happier we killed it. Your displeasure sustains me.
October 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
You’re just jealous I have a tan Uff.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@Uff: WAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I’M TOO LAZY TO TYPE “LUCY PINDER” INTO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
October 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Anybody else notice the timestamp on the last FB post? It’s like the dad needed a while to think it through. Yeah, lame tag, thought I’d pick someone from the Giants Defensive Line.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Actually, that was dumb. And I’m drunk.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
/FF team name…. FUCK YES.
October 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Marge Simpson in Playboy, Damn Hef, just admit you lost to the internet.
//Time to go to Barnes and Nobles
October 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Sarah Blank needs to get a clue and realize Ford owned and managed Volvo for most of recent history and thus a Volvo is owned by a domestic company.
October 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
You fucking sadist!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Needs more Lois Griffin.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Volvo is owned by Ford.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
i hope the friday five continues to be the top five posts on reddit from thursday. this’ll be a useful reference
October 10th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Playboy’s new CEO is named Flanders. Coinkydink? I Don’t-doodely think so.
October 10th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Wow. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better that “Sexy Friday”.
Uh-huh.
Fucker.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
“Ready for Christmas?”
“Shittin’ Bricks”
“You shouldn’t say that”
“I’m sorry…..shittin’ rocks”
October 11th, 2009 at 12:27 am
The entertainment value of the Friday Five is as about on par with the entertainment value of LT in January.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
“…Needs more Lois Griffin.”
Seconded
/put her in a Pats jersey so she can say “Oh Tawwwwwwmy!”
//at least I admit I have a problem