Comments on: The Avatars of Ungodly Football Futility. WHO YA GOT?

By: Mo Dred

Mo Dred — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:40:49 +0000

Lions win from a touchdown by their latest FA acquisition: Bald Kirk Gibson.

By: CR

CR — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:12:16 +0000

@gregolsen: sorry. I’m like the only person in America who has never seen that movie

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexits

Greg Olsen is making me sexits — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:51:23 +0000

@ CR, Borat reference, “…Kazakhstan a Glorious Country, It Have a Problem, Too: Economic, Social, and Jew”

By: SMS_Mike

SMS_Mike — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:29:54 +0000

What, BDD can look up Fun Ratio for the Cowboys, but Ape can’t discuss Bitterness Quotient and Resignation Index for this game? I’m so disillusioned.

By: mick

mick — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:12:50 +0000

I’m taking the Lions 3-2 on a passed ball in the 9th.

By: Kid Moe

Kid Moe — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:09:04 +0000

Is there an inconvenient crisis among the prominent industry in town that will lead to innumerable painful bailout jokes associated with the team’s horrid play?

What about last year’s sale of Budweiser to Belgian giant InBev? Can’t we start making jokes about shipping the Rams across the Atlantic?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:08:29 +0000

Do I really have to choose? I won’t do it and you can’t make me!!!

/runs off and slams basement door

By: Paul God

Paul God — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:07:09 +0000

The Lions are the master of epic FAIL. Never underestimate the suck that comes from Detroit.

Unless it’s hockey… But we all know that’s not a sport.

By: CR

CR — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:42:11 +0000

Greg Olsen is making me sexits Says: jew?

By: make it snow

make it snow — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:12:50 +0000

Who ya got? I got a fuck Lion, now come fuck with me.