Sexy Friday is Back and Dressed Up for Halloween
So here we are. Back to pictures of sexy people on Friday afternoons. Why? Because for the most part, the commenting was superb this week. We had one dumbass on Tuesday or Wednesday, and there was a case of failed sabotage this morning, but all in all the lack of bitching was a true delight for both us and the quiet lurkers who read the comments but don’t contribute. So thank you.
And what’s the best way to say thank you?
Tits.
Now, Halloween is this weekend. We all know this. And all week long I’ve been all, “Guhhhh, I really don’t want to go to these parties” and “No fucking way I’m going to Ricky’s to get a costume.” Suddenly, today — possibly because of the pumpkinhead dancer — I’m totally stoked for Halloween. My God! What was wrong with me? Girls will be getting drunk and looking slutty ALL WEEKEND! How is that not reason to be excited?
Already I can sense a backlash, though. Girls who don’t want to look slutty. People who claim to be “over” it. Others who will point out my excitement as cliche. Well, you know what? I’ll stop getting excited over girls wearing slutty costumes when girls start wearing slutty costumes more than once a year.
Here’s reality TV whore Adrianne Curry dressed up as Slave Leia from Star Wars, Wonder Woman, and Silk Spectre from Watchmen. Fucking Peter Brady, man.
(Full gallery at the Superficial.)
Scarlett Johansson as a guy. I’d fuck him:
And last but definitely not least, Rosario Dawson will be dressing up as a naked sex slave. Great costume, Rosie!
We’ll be back Sunday with your open threads. Please keep in mind that Sexy Friday is dependent upon the attitudes of commenters, and that bitching is never sexy. ALSO: lady readers, we understand that you have been neglected. Please submit your preferred eye candy, and we shall include them in future Sexy Fridays. IF they happen.
Tags: captain caveman, sexy friday
October 30th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Can I say it? Yeah, I’ll say it. Underboob > Sideboob
October 30th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
heyyyyy thats Dita Von Tiesse….in a hotel bathroom. and she’s…she’s TAKING PICTURES OF HERSELF! awesome.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Fine, I guess I have to reason to stay at work until 5 now
(makes his way to an unoccupied toilet stall)
October 30th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Can I make a serious comment? Im’ma make a serious comment. I got Ape’s book earlier this week and just finished it. Awesome. Good work.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
That up chick up top is so hot I would crawl across 100 yards of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@ Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug:
I’m sorry, WIMAD, but I’m just not prepared to draw that conclusion. I’m afraid I’m going to need to study this further.
/off to look at tits…FOR SCIENCE!
October 30th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I want a Jabba slave girl :(
October 30th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I hate it when fashion photographers and designers dress hot women as men for “edgy” photoshoots. It’s creepy. But that one of Scarlett isn’t so bad. It is Scarlett fuck Johansson, after all.
Also, Lucy Pinder makes a great case for Underboob. I’m convinced.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@ Stonecutter… wow just wow
October 30th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Underboob has made me salute. Hooray for sexy Friday!
October 30th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I love Halloween. Girls in the Adult version of the girl from Harry Potter costume give me a raging boner. Plus it’s the one time of the year my wife will get dressed in some type of naughty outfit I want to bang her in.
Halloween sexy time > Valentine’s day sexy time
October 30th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@PirateSloth, you need to be more careful with your wishes. Try rephrasing it to “I want a slave girl like Jabba had,” instead of “I want a Jabba slave girl.”
October 30th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Naked sex slaves make everything better.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
WB Sexy Friday!
October 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Wow. Naked Sex Slave Rosario Dawson really makes a convincing case for slavery. Or at least naked sex slavery- that’s less demeaning than regular slavery.
What? What did I say? Oh right, I’M the asshole.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Already I can sense a backlash, though. Girls who don’t want to look slutty. People who claim to be “over” it. Others who will point out my excitement as cliche.
You should try withholding Halloween from them until they start doing what they’re supposed to do. That’ll learn ‘em.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
BRING BACK THE FRIDAY FIVE THINGS OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED
October 30th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
What about Cleavage > Underboob > Sideboob?
Can we get a definitive study on this?
October 30th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
More like “Booya”-kkakke!
October 30th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Thank you. You guys have no idea how hard it is to find half-naked chicks on this internet thingy.
I mean full-nude, asian, beastiality, amputee, and midget sex are everywhere you turn, but semi-nude is a rarity.
WELCOME BACK SEXY FRIDAY!!!
BURN IN HELL FRIDAY FIVE!
October 30th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I feel like the Nintendo 64 kid right now, but I’ll say thankyou. Thankyou!
October 30th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
nintendo 64 kid is now ripped off waverunner kid
/damn you tosh
October 30th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Underass is better than Sideass.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
@ Stonecutter i’ve never seen a woman fine enough to make me want to do all THAT!
but for a naked rosario dawson sex slave, i’d strongly consider it.
/i promise i’m not gay
October 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Is there something wrong with being a quiet lurker who doesn’t contribute?
/first time caller, long time listener
October 30th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Don’t let Rocco fuck it up!
October 30th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
When in doubt – go Lucy Pinder. Well played.
October 30th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
And what’s the best way to say thank you?
TITTAYS!!!!!
October 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Wow these chicks aren’t hot at all.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Fuck off.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Jack, I have a two part question for you.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I see Jack is crawling out of the closet
October 30th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
i feel like Adrianne Curry being married to Peter Brady is God’s way of punishing all men for masterbation
October 30th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Frydayyy. Sexayyy. Ohyeyyy. Giggiydyyy!
October 30th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
/genuflects
October 30th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I’ve been across this wide country of ours in my 43 years, and I’ve seen a lot of things in my life. Horrible things and things of unimaginable beauty. I’ve done more than my fair share of net-trolling too. Spent too much of my life at a keyboard pounding away.
But I have never — but never — seen anything that dropped me in my tracks like that naked Rosario pic. Holy. Motherfucking. Shit. I would totally kill a man to hit that. She could be married to my brother and I’d be like “what? I have a brother? I have no memory of this. I’m an only child.”
October 30th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Deeply grateful for the return of sexy friday. All Tits Day!!!
I’ve got to add that the pumpkin dancer fairly freaked me out tho. That shit recalled one of the most horrific memories of my junior college career. JC in south ga does not lure the best looking chics in the world as you may well imagine. And we had a modern dance club. These poor girls(with bulges in all the wrong places) got dressed up in their spandex body suits and were trotted out to do some sickfuck dance about twice a week for our edification. I had nightmares for years but finally recovered. Until now. Thanks CC.
/sexy friday may be my salvation
October 31st, 2009 at 12:04 am
I’ve never gotten down w twitter but I see enough of that sort of thing to say @BadLiberal you’re SPOT ON!!! The only role that comes close to the level of o-face by Rosario is Reece Witherspoon in “Freeway”
October 31st, 2009 at 12:11 am
Oh yeah somebody wanna give me a heads up on how to keep a permanent handle as well as image? I should be shunned for LACK OF RESPECT as my last post had a gashing typo
October 31st, 2009 at 1:30 am
Now we’re eating pussy!
October 31st, 2009 at 1:50 am
And yeah though the Muslims spake of Sexy Friday, I implore you Lord, send me Lucy Pinder. Please, Lord. I will show her the light and the way to the Old Cob-Notchie. I will let her graze upon the fields of Shrinkage. For tonight is all-hallows eve and I am drunk and alone.
My grand daughter has a better chance at a date and she’s 4.
/Fuck you Dolpheen!
October 31st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
um anybody else having trouble with the sex slave link??? damn sexy friday curse you to hell!
October 31st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Today I thought I’d go to KSK and have another look (#345) at Naked Sex Slave Rosario Dawson, but the link didn’t work. So for you retards who can’t find naked pictures on the internet, here are some Naked Rosario pics:
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/source.php/2994
November 1st, 2009 at 4:59 am
http://www.cracked.com/video_18095_slutty-girls-in-slutty-halloween-costumes-tribute.html
November 1st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Do the words “smell ya later” mean nothing anymore? Why are we throwing these words around all willy-nilly?
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
My buddy House: Who is that?
Me: Lucy Pinder.
My buddy House: Are those real?
Me: Does it matter?
My buddy House: (pauses a beat) Yes.
HIGHEST OF HIGH COMEDY!!!!!11
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
that’s the best set of chesticles I’ve seen in a superman t-shirt since Dwight Howard
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
hi i am melting
November 4th, 2009 at 12:38 am
sluts in halloween costumes…i know it’s late
http://gridironexperts.com/costume-idea’s-for-nfl-cheerleaders