Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Of The Week – Week 6
As you know, the Patriots gang-raped Tennessee 59-0 on Sunday. Tom Brady threw for six touchdowns that day, which naturally led us to wonder if he should be named Meast of the Week. I mean, damn. Six touchdowns. AND HE DID IT IN OW-UH FACKIN’ THROWBACKS, THE CLASSIEST THROWBACKS IN THE FACKIN’ WARLD! Practically mandates he be named King Measty.
And we were prepared to do that, until we got the following email. This comes to us from a Daniel Steele, almost certainly from parts Massachusettsian. The subject line was “Mest of the week”. We also would have accepted Bort of the Week. If Daniel didn’t attend Holy Cross, I don’t know which way is up. All spelling and grammatical errors here are, of course, SIC:
Dear faggets-
I would like to nominate Tom Brady for Meast of the Week. i know you cumsuckers are anti New england fans and probably will just delete my email…
Or post it for all to ridicule. You should really play out these scenarios in advance, Daniel.
…but the numbers he put up on sUnday werre AMAZINNNG!!!! And not just for one game, but should win the award for the first half alone. He did more in 1 half then most qb’s do in 3 weeks:
Just look at the records:
59 Most points in a game
NOTE: Not an actual NFL record.
45 Most points in a half (fi rst half)
35 Most points in a quarter (second quarter)
Again, not a record.
619 Most total net yards in a game
426 Most passing net yards in a game (tie)
No. Not a record. He must be talking about Patriot team records, in which case I REALLY don’t give a shit.
8 Most touchdowns in a game (tie)
Again, not a record, not even a tie for a record.
345 Most passing yards in a half (Tom Brady)
5 Most passing touchdowns in a half (Brady)
6 Most passing touchdowns in a game (Brady, tie)
Again, not a record.
5 Most touchdown passes in a quarter (Brady)
45 Largest halftime lead (45-0)
Other milestones for the Patriots:
59-0 Ties the largest shutout victory by an NFL team
…and the largest margin of victory since the 1970 AFL-NFL merger. The LA Rams defeated Atlanta 59-0 on Dec. 4, 1976.
Everyone talks about how the yankees (they suck!)
Get out. They suck? Lemme just amend their 10-1 victory from last night then. If I scratch out the one there… 0-1. There. ANGELS WIN. SUCKINESS CONFIRMED.
have ahigh powered offence in baseball, well the Patriots are the REAL DEAL in football. And we will be the best agin this year irregardless of what you queer bloggers think!
Go Pats, Tom Brady should win your stupid award this week!!
Well Daniel, NO. NO. Tom Brady isn’t winning our pointless award this week, or ever. NEVER, THANKS TO THIS EMAIL. Even if he manages to break ACTUAL records, we still won’t give him the award. Even if the Patriots beat every team 59-0 for the rest of the fucking year, and Tom Brady somehow manages to invent the flying hoverboard, we STILL won’t give it to him. Why don’t you go the fuck home, throw on a beanie, read Barstool
Sports, and shove your Parliaments up your ass, Packy Boy. Your Meast of the Week is Eddie fucking Royal.
Two return TDs against the Chargers. Say, what do you know? That ties a REAL NFL RECORD! Good job, Eddie! You’re totally the best! No one comes close to matching your meastiness this week! I could NOT think of a better, more deserving candidate. We should give it to you every week.
Oh, and your Least of the Week is the entire Titans roster. Of course you won 59-0, Patriots fans. The Titans couldn’t be worse if you gunned them all down in their sleep. YOUR VICTORY CLEARLY SHOULDN’T EVEN COUNT. IT WAS THE RESULT OF SHEER LUCK OF FACING A LIFELESS OPPONENT. I AM CASUALLY DISMISSING YOUR TRIUMPH AS BOSTON FANS WOULD THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF A TEAM THAT IS NOT YOUR OWN.
Suck on that, Daniel.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Daniel Steele has herpes of both the tongue and anus, Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week
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October 21st, 2009 at 9:27 am
Even my inner Tawmmy can’t even disagree with Drew for taking the award away from the Pats given that horrid, horrid E-mail.
/puts on beanie, reads barstool, and definitely doesn’t dip/smoke/listen to slipknot/wear a wifebeater as an actual shirt.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:29 am
I expect more bodice ripping and heaving bosoms when I read Danielle Steele.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:32 am
*wipes tears from eyes*
Bravo.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:33 am
Irregardless is still my favorite chowd “word.”
October 21st, 2009 at 9:38 am
fueling the fire…
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/this-guy-loves-boston-sports-tattoo.jpg
Also, does it grate on any one else that New England is not a “City”?
October 21st, 2009 at 9:40 am
I just hope Simmons has developed a sense of irony and is pranking you.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:41 am
you know, the red and blue ink really stands out on that pasty white new england skin.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:43 am
“Everyone talks about how the yankees (they suck!)”
Really? At least throw out one of the biased REASONABLE arguments, like (they bought a fackin championship!).
October 21st, 2009 at 9:45 am
seriously though, peyton should be the meast.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:46 am
I thought (and confirmed by The Sporting News) that Pittsburgh is the City of Champions.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am
seriously though, peyton should be the meast.
Yeah, he really dominated that bye week.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:50 am
So glad you found Barstool Sports, Drew. It should provide more than ample fuel for your raging blaze of New England hatred.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:52 am
isn’t there at least, like, a 20% chance that this was a parody email? or am I giving Boston sports fans too much credit? yeah, I probably am.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:53 am
Can’t argue with 2 return TD’s.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:53 am
I live among the chowd. Steele’s email is, unfortunately, a typical rant from a sawx/pats fan from “the nation” whatever that is. No one disputes this.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:53 am
isn’t there at least, like, a 20% chance that this was a parody email? or am I giving Boston sports fans too much credit?
No, he’s already sent an angry response to Drew since this was posted.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:55 am
Dear faggets – well, at least he got that part right, apart from the spelling error.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
“pasty white new england skin.”
That, my friends, is what we call a redundant statement
New England::Pasty White
October 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
Damn, The Colonel beat me to the “irregardless” “word”.
But, I am glad to see a gentleman earnestly attempting to learn English as his second language
October 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
In all fairness CBS was loading everyone up with those stupid “Since the merger” stats. 59-0 is not 73-0 and at least some of us in New England are smart enough to know the NFL did not magically begin in 1970.
The real Meast of the week should have been Lawrence Maroney who finally realized that you have run at full speed through the whole your linemen made at the line of scrimmage. Only took him 5 years to realize this!
October 21st, 2009 at 9:57 am
although longtime KSK readers may remember that it was Barstool that provided a ton of the early Koolaid Maroney stuff. Not that that’s entirely relevant.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:01 am
i think Daniel needs to post in comments, to share his wisdom with the world
October 21st, 2009 at 10:03 am
I thought the Titans had a bye week this week. So did they, apparently.
@Christmas Ape: OOOOOH! I hope for a followup.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:04 am
Not to get all serious and stuff, but Brady did have an outstanding performance. Against a winless team.
Drew Brees committed a similar, if slightly lesser statistically, act of sodomy against a team that was undefeated and considered by many to be “good”, “great” or possibly “the best team in football”.
But never mind that. Its good to know that they 4-2 pats are “the real (FAWKIN!) deal”. I’m sure the Broncos and Jets will take note.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:05 am
Least amount of things people could deny (first half)
Most fackin Twisted Teas ripped
Most penalties asked for
October 21st, 2009 at 10:06 am
Even before the e-mail, I’d rather have Drew Brees than Tom Brady for Meast of Week 6. He torched a legitimate defense, not the sorry quitters Tennessee sends out.
/Giants fan
//It’s only one game…It’s only one game…It’s only one game…
October 21st, 2009 at 10:06 am
This has, most definately, started my morning off wonderfully.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:07 am
“We need more ‘Bort’ license plates at the gift shop!”
October 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
This emailer is obviously a sandbagging Steelers fan. C’mon, you guys, are you that gullible?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:10 am
Yeah, either that or Drew made it up.
Favre is a ticking timebomb Drew. Try to enjoy your wins more than other teams losses while you still have wins to enjoy.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:12 am
There must be some mistake. That photo of Eddie Royal shows him wearing a uniform that actually looks good. Has KSK officially banned those #1/#2 combo throwbacks with the hooker panty hose that the Broncos are wearing now?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:16 am
“offence in baseball”
so the spell it different for that sport, huh?
/scratches head and laughs
October 21st, 2009 at 10:22 am
LMAO. A Boston fan here, and I couldn’t agree with you more.
//still thinks Brady is back
//still thinks the Yankees suck
October 21st, 2009 at 10:22 am
Well, fuck me sideways…yet another douchebag to give us Pats fans a bad name.
And while Brady put up a good half stats wise, Bree’s should have gotten it since he actually picked apart a decent secondary throughout his entire game.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:23 am
No, he’s already sent an angry response to Drew since this was posted.
I demand that this response and all future responses from this tard be FJM’d.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Most lacrosse sticks twirled
Most times ‘Sweet Caroline’ sung (tie with Nats fans)
October 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am
“The Titans couldn’t be worse if you gunned them all down in their sleep.”
wow…just wow. That line made me laugh so apparently I will be hanging with Drew in hell.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
What, no Bruins logo on that tat?
/selective douchebaggery
October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
throwing more fuel on the fire
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/gallery/01_09_08_pats_fan_photos?pg=7
October 21st, 2009 at 10:26 am
@Drew – For the love of all that’s holy, please post this assclown’s response. His grammar is an inspiration to us all. Also, thank you from the bottom of my heart for banning Brady from the Meast of the Week for life. I can’t wait for him to retire and realize his true dream: becoming a hand model.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am
I know you fags know this is me cuz i have 2 levae my email address to post a comment. And thisll be my only comment. I said i would take the High road and not replay to your insults BUT that was before I knwe you posted my INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY on your site without asking me 1st. but you know what, leave it up there that way everyonwe who comes to you’re site will know who the actual best player was last Sunday!!!!
And you actually proved my point by pointing out how many runs the New York Gaynkees scored last night. All you anti New England f*ucks talk about how great there offence is and the Pats totally blew it out of the water on Sunday. We have a great schedule coming up the next couple of weeeks and every one will c how GREAT our team is.
Fu*ck you ALL i am not leaving any omer messages hear today and will not respons to any more insults from you’re site. you will know this because of the email address requirement thing you guys have.
GO PATS!!!
October 21st, 2009 at 10:28 am
This douchebag needs to realize a 59 point blowout still only counts as one win and the Yankees are beating a team the Sox couldn’t win one game against in the playoffs.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:29 am
@Drew: ” I AM CASUALLY DISMISSING YOUR TRIUMPH AS BOSTON FANS WOULD THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF A TEAM THAT IS NOT YOUR OWN.”
@Darrone: ““Everyone talks about how the yankees (they suck!)” Really? At least throw out one of the biased REASONABLE arguments, like (they bought a fackin championship!).”
Oh look at that Darrone. You and Daniel aren’t that different after all.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:30 am
holy shit, Dan’s response was as funny as the original “INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY” – too bad he wont be posting any omer comments hear today
October 21st, 2009 at 10:30 am
Dan, FIX YO SPELL CHECK!
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31 am
@ Dan: “. I said i would take the High road and not replay to your insults”
Drew must be breathing a big sigh of relief knowing that you’re not going to replay to his insults. that. would. be. bad.
BTW, its OFFENSE.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:32 am
doesn’t intellectual property require intellect?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:33 am
this is epic on so many levels.
@APE “Least amount of things people could deny (first half)” this made me actualyl laugh out loud, which I dont really do when reading. awesome
@Dan emails are public domain my friend. don’t write it if you don’t want it out there guy
October 21st, 2009 at 10:34 am
That has to be a mock Dan, right? Surely, this cat isn’t that much of douchebag.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:38 am
OH COME ON! Why do you let a stupid fuck like that speak for the rest of New England!
I’m sure you get a bunch of stupid emails from dumb fucks in other parts of the country, stop posting the worst of our fan base and making us look like a bunch of cunts.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:40 am
Oh my. That’s just…wow.
“Also, does it grate on any one else that New England is not a “City”?” — Yes, Dixie, yes it does.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am
*imagines trying to explain copyright and ‘fair use’ to Dan*
*head asplode*
October 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am
Seriously…no Celtics..they have more than double the championships as those 2 teams combined.
I echo Cleetus’s comment “Selective Douchebaggery” indeed
October 21st, 2009 at 10:45 am
can’t stop laughing….
tears…there are tears.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:46 am
0 for 9 SENTENCES GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT IN 1 COMMENT (DAN)
Not a record either you dumbfuck.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:47 am
Really, if he invents a hoverboard, that’d be awesome.
No way this is real. I’m from Massachusetts and there’s no way that….ugh, who am I kidding, this sounds like half the people in the parking lot before the game. over/under on age is 17.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Somehow, through all those typos, he managed to spell “INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY” correctly. Impressive. What’s even more impressive is that the Uproxx reply box has a spell checker and he skipped that as well. Anyway, my thoughts…
-Brady was Meastish but not Meast as the Titans have gone from suck to blow. I think Jamarcus could have thrown 2 touchdowns against them…yeah, I said it. TWO.
-I’ve realized that the off-white of the Pats’ throwbacks is not merely off-white, it is a tribute to the fans; a color called “Propah Bawstin Flesh Tone (You Fackin Queeahs).”
-Finally, while the Yankees do irritate me, I would gladly watch them roll off 26 more World Series titles in a row than ever have to sit through the insufferable twattery of a triumphant Red Sox “Nation” ever again. Sox fans can’t complain about the Yankees buying titles anymore, either–they do it too.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:50 am
gosh, that’s an awfully shaky use of the word “intellectual” there.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:52 am
If that is intellectual property, it probably is under foreclosure
October 21st, 2009 at 10:53 am
Sweet Jesus, I’m quickly becoming a self-loathing Patriots fan. I’m at least glad I’m out of New England so I’m not tempted to flip on EEI and listen to 4 calls an hour like this, but come on man, you’re typing an email so we know you have access to Google and could have fact-checked your arguments. And it was a great week, NO ONE DENIES THIS!!! Brady looked solid and was stepping into throws more than he has all year, but the Urbania Cowboys could have put up 20 on the Titans. Let’s hold off on the verbal servicing of Brady until the Pats handle their shit against a top tier team (Colts, Saints specifically in the next 6 weeks).
And yeah, a good portion of the records referenced (points/game, touchdowns/game, passing touchdowns/game) are franchise records and many of the ties are with Brady’s own records from 2007 (second Dolphins game that year I believe, the year they almost went 0-16). A good sign, but I reserve starting the religion until he goes 2007 on a few more teams.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:54 am
Checked it out – the comment is from the same e-mail address, so it’s legit Daniel Steele retardual property.
UNLESS DREW JUST MADE IT UP LIKE HE DOES WITH ALL THE E-MAILS WE GET!
I’m sure you get a bunch of stupid emails from dumb fucks in other parts of the country, stop posting the worst of our fan base and making us look like a bunch of cunts.
Not really. Most of the memorably stupid e-mails we get are from Pats fans. Wait – we got another record!
Most Memorably Stupid E-mails
October 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am
Clearly Brady won’t have the same type of success against the Buccaneers’ staunch pass defense.
(They’re not still giving up 9 yards per passing attempt, right?)
October 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am
o, he’s already sent an angry response to Drew since this was posted.
Please tell me that’s going to be posted too.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:57 am
I find two items about Dan’s response highly amusing.
1) He has no problem using fag, cumsuckers, or queer, but is reluctant to spell out fuck.
2) Several randomly misspelled words and abbreviations because he’s typing fast, but actually uses extra keystrokes to type “you’re”. Obviously without realizing that he used it wrong and “your” was the word he wanted.
/not a grammar nazi, just found it funny.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:57 am
@DixieNormess, @Smello
“Also, does it grate on any one else that New England is not a “City””
To be fair there, neither are Minnesota, Carolina, Tennessee, or Arizona.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:58 am
the reason for the typos is becaus i type fast and proofreading is for PUSSIWES!~!!!
October 21st, 2009 at 10:58 am
Can we strip Eddie Royal of the award and give it to Daniel Steele for destroying the English language?
/Actually it should have gone to Jermon Bushrod for shutting out Osi Umenyiora.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:00 am
@ Ben Coats
True, but I doubt any of those cities have idiots with tattoos on their backs claiming to be the “City of Champions”.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
@belt
I think that just dropped the o/u age to 15
October 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
Team KSK – Despite the fact that this person is clearly upset with your decision to make his email public, I’d put the chances that he has sent multiple anal sex related emails to the Thursday Mailbag at 80%
October 21st, 2009 at 11:02 am
I hate it when people use the word irregardless because it’s not a real word.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:02 am
Mavis Beacon just hung herself.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
He probably googled it, porky.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
fuck you guys, I’m with Dan.
I’m sick of giving my INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY away for free in these comments.
No more comments hear today.
/Maybe tommorow?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
I don’t want this to get lost in the abundant hilarity that’s going on here:
“The Titans couldn’t be worse if you gunned them all down in their sleep.”
Very subtle Mrs. Esterhouse.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:07 am
I bet if you asked Brady, Moss, et al, if they would rather have those records, or a W against the Broncos, they’d go with the W.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:09 am
@Dan
The fact that you consider your swill “INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ” makes me ouke.
/still a Pats fan
October 21st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Daniel makes me a happy, happy man.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:10 am
wtf are PUSSIWES and why is proofreading only for them?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:10 am
@ Mest of the week
True, they would have to win something for the idiots to come out.
But our bandwagon is still pretty full if they need any (although hopefully the Sox losing early this year will have the silver lining of a few thousand fairweather assholes fleeing for greener pastures). Maybe Favre can win a few over – that man defines victory.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:11 am
Holy crap, I refuse to believe this is a real email. “Offence”? Seriously? Well, the Yankees do have the best offenSe in baseball Tawmmy. Oh God I feel like my head is going to explode. Go have a stroke.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am
Dan:
I strongly recommend that you contact these people:
http://www.wolfgreenfield.com/
I abhor seeing a man robbed of his intellectual property in the manner seen in this post. You should take appropriate steps to ensure that you are properly compensated.
If the lawyers at Wolf Greenfield start laughing uncontrollably when you explain this problem, please know that they are simply laughing at how easy it will be for them to secure millions of dollars for you from KSK.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:17 am
So many things. Dan sent an e-mail he didn’t think would be read. On the off chance that it was read, he knew it would be read by people who hate douchebag Pats fans. He went on to be as douchey as any douche who has ever douched. Said e-mail is mocked on the blog, which any reasonable person might consider a posibility. He then fires another angry missive to the blogger in regards to making fun of him. Rather than leaving it at that, he also posts a fucking comment laden with odd grammatical choices and numerous misspellings. Point being, I think Dan deserves Meast of the Week in reader fucktardery.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:17 am
@The Ben Coates Exp:
The Sawx fans jumping on the Pats wagon will be half-hearted at best. Besides losing to the Jets and Broncos, the Bruins are playing again and the Celtics are going to come out of the gate like gangbusters (until the injuries start piling up, and they will.)
Remember, no matter how many times the Pats finish first in the NFL, they’ll always be 4th in Boston.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:19 am
A Masshole who hates the Yankees?
/does double-take
Well, now I have seen everything…
October 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am
So does this mean that we’re all stealing RICKMUSCLES’ intellectual property in LiveBlog every Monday?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:24 am
We truly live in an age of wonder. You used to have to talk to people face to face to find out how stupid they are. Now they send you, unbidden, written proof. What Masshole can’t spell “faggot” correctly? This one, apparently. I correct spelling for a living, and you can tell when things are typos and when someone just can’t fucking spell.
And I’m not a football fan, but since when is beating an opponent so shitty they can’t score a single point considered a triumph? Other than in Boston, I mean. I think even the Cowboys would be too embarrassed to claim that as a victory, and the Cowboys fans have almost no goddam shame. Obviously.
I also enjoyed the “The Titans couldn’t be worse if you gunned them all down in their sleep” line. I’m going to find a way to work that into my daily speech (minus the Titans reference, as it would sound weird coming from me working in an office).
October 21st, 2009 at 11:24 am
@Biggus Rickuys wow whered’ how’d you deduce that sherlock? the 1st sentence of my email cock gobblre? your a super GENIUS!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:26 am
Best Use Of The Phrase Intellectual Property (Dan)
October 21st, 2009 at 11:27 am
im officially calling Dan a fraud at this point. It’s either a dude acting like the biggest ass hole in history or BDD playing games.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:28 am
I’m sure you get a bunch of stupid emails from dumb fucks in other parts of the country, stop posting the worst of our fan base and making us look like a bunch of cunts.
And this is where you realize that no, that’s actually pretty representative of Pats fans and people from Boston generally. I’m willing to bet douchey emails from all other fanbases combined don’t equal the ones that emanate from FACKIN’ RED SAWX NATION.
@Rakibul: as a fellow Giants fan, Sunday’s gang-rape by the Saints has hit very hard (this must be what Jemma feels like on Sons of Anarchy right now). But just read Daniel’s email and remember that the G-Men are responsible for us living in a world of the unbridled joy of 18*-1! 18*-1! 18*-1!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:29 am
“cock gobblre” looks like it should be a relatively low-cost option at a very upscale french whorehouse.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:32 am
@Quentin LogJammin’: I thought the first one was a gag. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
@GiantSpaceBeaver: I assumed it was the British spelling.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:34 am
“the reason for the typos is becaus i type fast and proofreading is for PUSSIWES!~!!!”
Fast. Inaccurate. Oblivious.
What are three words former girlfriends would use to describe Dan?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:35 am
Remember, no matter how many times the Pats finish first in the NFL, they’ll always be 4th in Boston.
I don’t know about THAT… third maybe. No one really cares about hockey anymore, even in Boston.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:37 am
“And you actually proved my point by pointing out how many runs the New York Gaynkees scored last night. All you anti New England f*ucks talk about how great there offence is and the Pats totally blew it out of the water on Sunday. We have a great schedule coming up the next couple of weeeks and every one will c how GREAT our team is”
What Sunday are they playing the Yankees on?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:39 am
This post and the comments that have followed have absolutely made my morning. Thanks Dan. As a Yankee fan and Jet fan, you make me feel better about myself and my fandom.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:39 am
I sure hope he didn’t pay a lot for that intellectual property.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:41 am
In all fairness, Peyton did soften the Titans up two weeks ago, ripping the heart out of their season “Temple of Doom” style. The Pats were just the convenient volcano. Not saying it’s meast-worthy. Just something to consider.
Seriously, if you watch him on the sidelines, you can see him saying “KALI MA!”
October 21st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Oi emma gigantic cum guzzalah
October 21st, 2009 at 11:44 am
All you anti New England f*ucks
You know, you don’t have to censor yourself here. See: Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
This isn’t the Boston Globe’s comment section that you’re used to trolling.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:45 am
Dan, I say this as a Pats and Sox fan, so you know it’s full of love and tenderness: DIE. Jump off the Zakim, walk around Roxbury in a Klan robe, ride the T while the driver texts his girlfriend, eat at Cheers, whatever. I don’t care how you end up on a slab, just find a way and shuffle off this mortal coil. And do it soon.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:45 am
Anyone else here from CT, RI, NH, VT, ME, or the non-douchey parts of MA?
I think the rest of us New Englanders are tired of being lumped in with these Massholes. I’m in favor of deporting these clowns to Western PA and Jersey to duke it out with the Yinzers and Jets/Giants fans. Maybe they’ll all wipe each other out in bar fights and we’ll kill three birds with one stone.
Who’s with me?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ah, yes, the “City of Champions,” whose football team is closer to Providence than Boston, right?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:48 am
I’m tempted to call bullshit. There’s no way a perfect storm of oblivious, stereotypical, douchebaggery of this magnitude just hit. Dan’s gotta be satire, if not by Drew, then by some intrepid reader. If people like Dan actually exist then I’m not sure humanity deserves to continue. Fuel up the rockets, lets push the button. This “mankind” experiment was fun while it lasted.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:51 am
Oh, Dan.
Calling that “property” (not really yours once you send it) is, sadly, not the worst misnomer in the term “intellectual property.”
October 21st, 2009 at 11:53 am
Nathan, I’m with you, and I actually live in Boston.
(Go Stillers!)
October 21st, 2009 at 11:53 am
RWB, about 20 miles closer.
Nathan Hale, I went to school in RI, they are no better there than they are in MA.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:53 am
I agree that Brady shouldn’t get the award for football stuff, but, seriously, if he invents a hoverboard, he should get it.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:59 am
I would commend our Mr. Steele on his colorful prose, but I’d hate for him to ruin this with a RaFlaWa.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:59 am
Dan, I’m a lawyer; I’ll raise an action to protect your intellectual property rights. I’ll take the fees and outlays up front, obviously. That way you know what it will cost rather than worrying about contingency fees.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Meant to comment earlier but I was out on the streets of Charlestown waiving Dan’s email in the faces of random people and screaming “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!” I feel much better now.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Nice tats. Is that Ape’s “girlfriend”?
October 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Is there a Daniel Steel newsletter one can sign up for? I, for one, enjoy his upbeat no-nonsense take on the NFL. There’s so many questions he leaves unanswered, like his feelings about San Diego area inns and hotels.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Dan = Epic Troll
/technically, “irregardless” is a “word” but considered non-standard
//kind of funny watching people with generally worthless liberal arts degrees debate pointless things; reminds me of college
///EnFlWa?
October 21st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Actually on second read through plus the comments I’m pretty sure its someone messing with you, but worth posting nonetheless.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Is there a Daniel Steel newsletter one can sign up for?
No, but I think he writes bestsellers.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@ UU
Much of Rhode Island is simply an extension of Massachusetts. However, New Hampshirites (?), Vermonters, and Mainers are usuallly a lot more laid back and chill than most Southern New Englanders. And Connecticut is a different kind of fucked-up, because it’s a hybrid state of New York and Boston fans. So nobody in CT can really afford to be douchey, because they’re surrounded by fans of rival teams.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Fan-fucking-tastic…
God I hate Pats fans.. They are the bane of my existence. Lofty work here.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Dear Dan,
May I interest you in my newest book, “Grammer is for Pussies”?
The rest of the English speaking world
October 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
…..Would just like to go above & beyond with the few people who mentioned their hatred for “irregardless.”
I also hate it, but I hate it more when you point it out to someone, and they respond with some version of, “…yeah, well it’s a word because it’s in the dictionary now, so there.” In the same sense that “ain’t” & “ginormous” are words now, as if this individual is at home combing through the latest dictionary updates to stay up-to-date with all words.
What I’m saying is, you can say irregardless, that’s fine. It makes you look dumb, not me. Just don’t make it sound like you are somehow a trail blazer when it comes to English. It’s a word, because so many fucking idiots use it, that there needed to be a definition for it. The word is regardless, meaning without any regard. Fuck.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Wow, look at what I missed.
First of all, Dan must have missed last week’s Meast where it was clearly stated that this is a made-up, entirely subjective Internet award that should not be taken seriously by intelligent football fans. Guess Daniel missed that disclaimer.
And second, was Daniel part of the “lifetime fans” that had written the team off after they lost to the Jets and Broncos and were already looking forward to the Celtics’ season starting? I’m thinking yes.
That said, the Least is 100% correct. That’s not debatable.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Best. Comment Thread. Ever.
EVER.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
This might be a bold (perhaps lofty) claim, but I think this is the best “Fuck you Pats Fans” post since the week after the 2007 Superbowl. Thanks guys for posting this.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Herpes of the tongue and anus? Well deserved I say, Well deserved.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@Nathan Hale: I’m from CT and I share your pain. A lot of the love I had for the local teams I grew up with (Red Sox and the Patriots) has been extinguished by those idiotic Massholes.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2009/10/report_edelman.html
WHAIR AHH THE TEA-UHS FAH JEWKAH!?
October 21st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
As a pats fan and boston resident i’ve resisted commenting on this site for 2 years now so as not to get destroyed by the other commenters. Thanks for making me feel like one of the dozen of pat fans that aren’t total fucking douchebags though Dan. I see you’ve taken up the voice of the thousands that are, good luck with that fucktard. Please god dont let this tard become a bruins fan it’s the only team i have left not supported by the Quincy dwelling asshat’s like Dan
October 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I think the best part of this post is the Tag Drew put on this: “Daniel Steele has herpes of both the tongue and anus”
/wonders which Dan got first
October 21st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Fake. All of it.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
@ape, NOOO NOT MINI WELKER!
October 21st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
LOL at the Steve McNair reference in last paragraph. Gunning them down in their sleep. I GET IT!
October 21st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@ TurleyGirlie
with ya 110%
@Nathan Hale
As a New Hampsterite, you got it pegged perfetly
///laughng lthe way to the packie
October 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
With the exception of the typed-out phonetic accent, reading Dan’s email was exactly like reading a TAWMMY post. I could hear the NO ONE DENIES THIS! in his first comment response. This made my morning.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Is this what happens to people when there’s a football team in the area???
Dear Mr. Goodell:
Please refrain from relocating a football team to the Greater Los Angeles area.
Sincerely,
Greater Los Angeles
October 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
The Massholes over at Sterling Cooper get a new account. This video never gets old:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6515e3744e/ma-men
October 21st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
this guy sounds like the Boston hobos my firm represents in their pro bono disputes over crack possession and loitering charges…you know, if you removed the dignity and added a sense of entitlement. the ranting and poor grammar really sells your case, sir!
October 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
“irregardless” is like having a double negative in a word. It’s fuckin’ retarded.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
To borrow from Dennis Miller, back when he was funny:
“You know, it’s the 8 million New England fans that ruin it for the other 11.”
This guy is awesome. And you know he’s legit. Anyone with at least a middle school education couldn’t pretend to be that retarded.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Any “Pats” fan that is ashamed of being a fan of a football team based on this retard is a pickle sniffer. Seriously, this guy deserves to be mocked for sure, but have you ever watched a jets game at Giant’s stadium? This guy clearly rides the short bus to school, so it’s a little too easy to mock this guy, but hey, he brought it on himself. And can you mouth breathers go find somewhere else to stroke each others dicks? This is seriously getting old, i love this site and it’s humor, but this Boston area hating is just tired at this point, can we move on? What does Rex Ryan think of his awful team?
/dick joke
//pats fans are “gay”
///everyone know my team is better than yours, and you rooting for your team makes you stupid!
October 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@ StuScottBooyahs also…isn’t an asterisk supposed to replace one of the letters in the swear you’re using? i can only assume that dan was trying to highlight the fact that he could, in fact, spell a 4-letter word correctly.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I love the use of “irregardless” – honestly. Right behind “supposebly” it’s my favorite.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Could this be the follow up to the Ookie cease and desist I’ve been waiting years for?!?
October 21st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Dan is actually making me question my purpose as an intellectual property attorney. Fuck you for that, Dan.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:21 pm
This is seriously getting old, i love this site and it’s humor, but this Boston area hating is just tired at this point
The 140+ comments in this thread might indicate otherwise.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Daniel Steel has just coined the phrase “New York Gaynkees”.
That’s almost as good as Minnesota Bi-Queens, which is the INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY of retarded Packers fans everywhere.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
A broken arm will not stop Edelman. Jews are tough, baby.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@LaFavre:
Tough like day-old matzha, bay-be!
October 21st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
two things:
meast of the week should be the raiders for apparently telling al davis’ man coverage to go fuck itself and win.
phillies have a hi power offense. go home yankees and red sox.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@Christmas Ape
It’s probably just me then, but i just don’t see how this is funny or witty. Yes, this guy is an asshole AND a tard, great. And yes, most of the commentators hear get tiny boners whenever you mock MA, but i was just expecting more than, “hey look at this retards email”. And also, 140+ commentators from a bunch of mouth breathers is hardly saying much. Last time i checked Glenn Beck was pretty popular and pulling down some serious ratings, does this denote talent with Mr. Beck?
/fuck me
October 21st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Frankly, I’m just shocked that Masshole knew what INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY is. Where in God’s name could he have picked up such language? If his Parliament-smoking, Dahhkie-hating friends heard him talking that way, they’d probably call him a queeah, like those faggets who use spelchek.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@ yourteamsucks: Hey! Look at this retard starting the KomFlaWa!
October 21st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@MBP
Isn’t Spelchek a former Bruin defenseman?
October 21st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I am shocked that a Patriots fan is unable to find humor in Patriots fan bashing.
And what are you talking about? Glenn Beck says way funnier* shit than we could ever hope to come up with.
*finds dangerous insanity funny
October 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Spankees.
Crankees.
Wankees.
Hey Danny, next time you can’t come up with anything better than “Gaynkees,” use one of these. On the house.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@christmas ape
Alright, alright, alright, I’ll stop trolling. Good point about insanity being funny. Keep up the good work.
@Oh Chet
I probably shouldn’t ask, but what’s KomFlaWa?
October 21st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
[URL]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8894/kaneklapqo6.gif[/URL]
Well done sir, well done.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Nathan Hale: Maine, checking in in horror. Although:
@yourteam: I’m completely unsurprised. I love this site, I read it every day — more than I should — and have come to accept both that most folks hate Pats fans and that many Pats fans are obnoxious douchebags. This is also absolutely the case for other teams and I have, unfortunately, watched a Jets game at Giants stadium, cementing for all time my hatred of all things Jets (except for KSK’s Rex Ryan).
If you grow up with a team and suffer through things like Rod Rust (a very apt double entendre) then you can’t let all the insufferable dipshits ruin it for you. All the hatred is just part of the package of success. The rise of public douchebaggery emanating from the New England area and oozing across the land is also part of that package. When the success stops, the douchebaggery will recede and the hatred will flow elsewhere.
Believe me, sports fans. If Rex Ryan does actually succeed with the Jets, you will long for the days when Tommy from Quinzee was an easy (and very funny) joke and guys like Dan were a gift that kept on giving (and giving and giving and oh for the love of christ please stop).
October 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I call bullshit on this whole exercise. “PUSSIWES!~!!!”? come on.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@MBP: he doesn’t actually know what intellectual property is, but you should still be shocked that he’s heard of it.
@yourteamsucks: before you get all worked up, don’t forget that KSK does pick on other fan bases from time to time. I’ll consider giving this solace to a FACKIN BAWSTON fan my good deed for the day.
/let the record show that the Giants did in fact beat the Steelers and Cardinals’ asses last season
//crying Giants fan is still indefensible for any Giants fan
///still hopes to run into #47 down the shore one day and make romance explosion on her stomach
October 21st, 2009 at 2:04 pm
at least some of us in New England are smart enough to know the NFL did not magically begin in 1970.
Damn straight, it was 2001.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@yourteamsucks
Kommenter
Flame
War
KomFlaWa
Douchenugget!
/perpetuates KomFlaWa
October 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
@Brady’sLeftKneeCap
Well, thank you for putting it all in perspective for me (not to mention coherently). Clearly you have nothing to do with the writing on this site; I’m assuming you have a real job? Maybe a girlfriend that doesn’t require AA batteries as well? Just kidding, obviously I love this site, funniest thing on the inter tubes for sure. AJ can suck a dick, while he is content ruining the once proud Deadspin, it’s good to know that KSK still values humor with balls. Big sweaty balls.
/fapfapfapfap
October 21st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@twoeightnine:
And we have ourselves a winner, folks. Thanks for playing, come back next week.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Best Wednesday morning ever? Best Wednesday morning ever.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
BOSTON FANS AHH BETT-AH THAN YOU BECAUSE WE ARE-UH FROM THE SAME TOWN AS HAHVAHD. WE DON’T NEED YOU MOUTHBREATHAHS.
/fun fact: Harvard is in Cambridge, not Boston, not Quincy, not Waltham, and not Natick.
Long live Eddie Royal, and the meastiest performance of the week! All other football-related accomplishes this week are clearly inferior. In fairness to this fan, he only thinks those were records because he never watched nor cared about football before Brady started playing.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@ yourteamsuck
So you’re saying Daniel Steele is to Glenn Beck as Samuel Clemens is to Mark Twain? Interesting theory sir.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I think Johnathan Paplebon goes by that name when he checks in to visiting hotels.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@ anyone complaining about the hatred of all things Pats on this site
The amount of douchiness in a fanbase and hence the amount of scorn heaped on that fanbase is largely proportional to the amount of success that that fanbase has experienced recently. My guess is that if this blog was written in the ’90s, we’d be reading about redneck Cowboys fans. If it was written in the ’80s, we’d probably be reading about arrogant Niners fans. If it was written in the ’70s, we’d be hearing about idiotic Yinzers. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. But the truth is that there are some epic douchebags in New England that deserve to be ridiculed.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Just to be clear: this man deserves to be ridiculed, no one denies this.
@Mike Tomlin’s Good Time Band
Hahaha, that would make sense, but there would have been more crying involved.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
agreeing with Constanza – best Wed morning ever. The comments alone had me crying orve hear.
and whoever pointed out cockgobblre – that slayed me. Trying to be quiet at work and about had a stroke trying to keep quiet
October 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
85, how could you forget ‘Skankees’?
October 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@ Pigs
Best avatar ever! Long live PBF!
October 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
We now know that the real Least of the Week is the Massachusetts public school system.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@porky1
I’d put them third behind Sox and Celts (they were second until the Celtics won the title). Hockey fans in Boston tend to focus on college since the B’s haven’t been successful as of late. If they string anything together I’m sure that will change though (and there’s a good shot given recent performance).
@NathanHale
Totally agree, Boston has been an epicenter of douche given the three-sport success of late. In the mid-90s it was Cowboys and, a little later, Yankees. Steelers fans have gotten exponentially worse since the second title with Ben. Comes with the success. It a combination of hubris and the bandwagon impact. Sadly the only way to get rid of it is to lose a lot and honestly, I’ll put up with swimming a sea of shitty fans if it means my teams keep playing well. Sacrifices.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I can’t stand Boston fans and their “Why can’t you be happy/sad for us?” mentality. I’m a Yankees fan so I KNOW most people out there hate my team. I also know why they do, but who gives a fuck? When people talk shit about Yankees or Jets fans I don’t take it personally. So people still make fun of Boston fans…WAH! Drop a set of balls.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@El Bandito Blancito
Don’t blame the teachers, if Boston Public taught us anything, it’s that they have a shitload of other things to deal with besides education.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@yourteam
I thought it was fit fairly well.
@Bandito
You joke, but it really is terrible. I escaped from it when I went to a private high school, but our middle school history books still had the USSR on the maps.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@Ben Coates,
are you implying that there are race problems in Boston? Well today has been quite the eye-opener.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Also, fuck me…
“I thought it was fit” should be “I thought it fit”.
/proves point about education system
October 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
We have a great schedule coming up the next couple of weeeks and every one will c how GREAT our team is.
Yeah. Sure hope the Patriots can beat Tampa Bay and Miami. Might just eek out a win.
Patriots fans: You are not helping yourselves out by whining about the hatred for your team. The Steelers get just as much grief on here the Patriots. These guys are equal opportunity insulters. You guys are just the biggest pussies about it.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Hey Danielle Steele, I know you’ve taken a lot of shit about your overrated team that has gone 18*-1 in 2007 and missed the playoffs altogether in 2008, but you don’t have to go and get yourself arrested over it. Just explain that “you ahhh nawt tha dahkie Packie they-ah ahhh lookin fahhh” and they’ll let you go.
This is the best Wednesday ever. It should be renamed “Punch a Patriot Fan” Wednesday.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I gotta agree with the above posters who put Brees in over Brady. Number 1 defense versus number 27. Not even the same league, except that Brees is in New Orleans and Brady’s in a city that has its own ESPN site.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Daniel forgot about how Tom Brady owns the record for dickish lack of sportsmanship, and was trying to top that too. After halftime of Sunday’s game was over, the heroes of New England were still throwing for touchdowns, trying to completely humiliate an already pathetic winless team that was down 45-0 and was in no danger of even getting a field goal let alone coming back to win. Any other team in the league would be almost as embarrassed to win a game like that as the team that lost it. But it takes a special group of manly men to keep curb stomping the skull after it’s already been crushed into paste, and to crow about how fucking awesome they were. Running up stats like that against a team that was more helpless than a box of newborn kittens is not at all a thing to be proud of.
And those who are that prideful in a situation like that are completely unprepared for facing a real opponent that won’t roll over for them when it counts the most. Which results in situations like 18-1.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
This pathetic emailer is not an example of Patriots fans. Please don’t take it as one. There are plenty genuine ones like me out there! Brady hardly deserves to be Meast, he played against the worst secondary in about 50 or so years.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@miamidiesel a valid point. amazement amended.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@IrishCream – I have no problem with people making fun of the Patriots or the douchfans, I just hate when people assume I’m functionally retarded because I have a Flying Elvis on my hat/shirt.
@synapticmisfires – Everybody understands where Harvard is. This observation is not new, or witty, or interesting. Can we please stop mentioning it? News Flash: People can be proud of things from their region, even if their from an adjacent city! People are fans of teams even though they don’t live in the city the games are played! OMG! Can you believe it?!
But yeah, I grew up in a football-first family in Mass, and we were unfortunately in the minority. Oh well.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
The use (and correct spelling) of irregardless confirmed for me that Daniel’s letter was fake. Perhaps declaring Tom Brady perpetually ineligible for the Meast is exactly what that genius bastard wanted.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:51 pm
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Dan Steele is probably just supermike or one of those other Massholes who couldn’t stay away from the comment threads in ‘07.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I agree that Douchebaggery and Success are complimentary. Too bad with Massholes, Douchebaggery is complimentary with Failure, too. I don’t have time to do all the proofs – just trust me. It’s like a Side-Angle-Side theorem or some sh!t like that.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@jaysonaych
Wild guess, you root for an awful team?
October 21st, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I love that you fact-checked all the BS in that e-mail. I’d have loved it even more if you’d even acknowledged that you considered Drew Brees for MOW. He pwned the Giants D this weekend to the point that whenever his arm went back you knew magic was going to happen and an angel was going to get its wings. Anyway, awesome blog – y’all rule!
October 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@Vince: Hating people from Massachusetts will never go out of style. It’s practically a religion in the rest of New England.
October 21st, 2009 at 7:19 pm
New Hampshire. Don’t know anyone that douchey, glad I also don’t have to listen to EEI anymore.
October 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
For any fan of New England sports teams offended by this site please go visit ESPN…between their main site, ESPNBoston, Simmons, Gammons, etc. you should be in paradise because they’ll stroke the living fuck out of your teams until even you will want to puke(hopefully anyway).
This has been a public service announcement for Save The Massholes.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Hey yourteam, if a person cannot learn to laugh at his own retarded fanbase (and let’s face it, most NFL fans are disgusting fatbodies) then he cannot enjoy life. Hell I’m a Steelers fan and I submitted part of The Steelers “why your team sucks” on Deadspin. Come on, were all just people watching millionaires catch a ball. We need to laugh lest we accidentally take stock of our lives and begin the furious crying/masturbating.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@ John: Stop being a bunch of cunts.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Oh good god, this post brings teh lulz. So much fail, but so much win all at once. I’m in school for a degree in mass media so the whole “INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ON TEH INTERNETS!!1!one” thing is cracking me the fuck up.
/almost moved to New Hampshire when I was 6… thank god my Dad didn’t force me to do that
//nobody likes a hot girl with a shitty NE accent
///GIMMIE SOME LOBSTAHHH WHILE I PAAAHK THE HONDER CAHH IN THE GARRIGE
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:06 am
In fairness, Boston (and New England if we must) hasn’t had an entire decade where they have been relevant since the 1770’s. We should have expected this wee bit of success to go to their heads and ratchet up their normal uptight douchebaggery to its current exaggerated level.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 am
“Dan” is a fraud, a ruse, the clever concoction of a few shitstains on here who like to disparage everything New England.
However, the original email was hilarious in that you’re not that far off. The ridiculous and obvious overuse of spelling and grammar mistakes gives you away. We may be douchebags, but we are edumacated douchebags.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 am
To be fair, it hasn’t been a total success for New England this decade. John Kerry lost his bid for president and a black guy won…
/hearts stereotypes
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
I put in a 12-hour day at work and, thanks to this post, have just forgotten every single thing that stressed me out today. Well done.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:12 am
Oh my God, my Buccaneers are going to get destroyed this week. We shall reclaim the alldefeated season as our own! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
As a person from parts Massachusettsian, I have to be a little upset, but that was hillarious. Sad that Tawmy Brady will never win any measty awards, but keep posting emails from people like that. It’s great to see just how uneducated our “educated” are.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
My favorite defense my fellow New Englanders use is how educated we are just because of all the colleges/universites in the area. Like somehow, Sully the shitbag OC dealer who sucker punches dudes in Fanueil Hall for thinking about looking at his girl magically absorbed graduate level philosophy classes on the way to his bullshit union job his hack uncle got for him.
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
@ Jim
“OH COME ON! Why do you let a stupid fuck like that speak for the rest of New England!
I’m sure you get a bunch of stupid emails from dumb fucks in other parts of the country, stop posting the worst of our fan base and making us look like a bunch of cunts.”
Dude–I’ve been to Foxborough (Da fackin’ Ray-zuh!) and your fan base does a perfectly fine job on its own of projecting the “bunch of cunts” image.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
That’s gotta be a fake
October 24th, 2009 at 3:01 am
I think for a team building exercise, Jeff Fisher should make the Titans dig up the graves of Steve McNair, Bruce Matthews, and Earl Campbell, reanimate them, and insert them into the starting line up. Oh, sorry—they only need to dig up McNair, but they’ll have to reanimate all three.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Wow. What an asshat. I’m pretty embarrassed to read his crap e-mail as I’m a Bostonian. For the record, we’re not all illiterate assholes up here in New England. Unfortunately people like that haven’t been taken out of the gene pool yet. I agree with KSK to never give the award to TB ever just to piss this guy off. Maybe he’ll jump off the Tobin with the pink hat fans and the rest of his inbred kind.
Moving on…Meast of the Week most certainly should have gone to Royal. TB was a contender but 2 returns for TD’s is rather impressive as well. As a new reader to KSK, this was an awesome column with a hilarious comment feed.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@Chazz_Goodtimes — Charlestown??? I used to live there… before the Pats rise to whatever. When the fans were as quiet as the rustling leaves changing color… and falling as quickly as a URI girl’s panties. Fair times… Definitely lukewarm times…