Pussytubing Goes Primetime
Remember that big offseason fight that Rex Ryan had with Channing Crowder? Of course you don’t, because everyone stopped paying attention to the Dolphins weeks ago. “BUT REX DIDN’T FORGET! HE’S GONNA HAVE LINEMEN DRIVING AT THEM KNEES, STOCKARD CHANNING!”
But Rex also needs to know his rookie is ready to rebound from his disastrous performance against the Saints.
I MEAN, REALLY READY!
Oh loogit, little Nacho (his actual Rex-imposed nickname is the much more unfortunate Sanchise) is Twitter-humming the Monday Night Football theme. He hasn’t been this excited since his first date rape at USC. Good thing he doesn’t tell any jokes on his feed. It always weirds me out when Spanish-speaking people write out laughter as “jejejejejejeje” online.
Tags: classy jets fans, corporate peezy, Live Blogification, miami dolphins, rex ryan: greatest coach ever, Sanchise, xmas ape
October 12th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Crowder’s talk would be great if the stupid bastard weren’t so fucking useless.
FIX THEY MOUF, PEEZY!
October 12th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
OFF TOPIC: an actual fucking car-boat!!!!!!:
http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/10/watercar-python-is-a-hot-rod-for-land-and-water/?npu=1&mbid=yhp
October 12th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Plus one on the spanish laughter…
Although here in peru its usually jaja or jiji…
jeje doesnt happen often actually.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/4554/video-jets-at-dolphins-mnf-preview
Lofty preview video, with Jaws talking about eye discipline and Gruden making all kinds of great faces at the camera
October 12th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Ryan actually apologized to Channing for the incident.
But that was just to distract him from the thorough rape he’s about to receive.
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
http://img.waffleimages.com/1a81d28db5e7114980678d2a5ca6290a3c3fc77d/peez.jpg
Peezy goin to Copa Cabana
October 12th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I wish I could watch this on my laptop :(
October 12th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Ryan knows who Clam Chowder is – a mouthy piece of shit, mostly – he just doesn’t know him.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
On another note, when does Rex Ryan get his own twitter feed in the same vein as KingLaserface?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Tonight is the NFL’s National Celebration of Hispanic Culture Game. And Sanchez just referred to them all as Mexicans.
Will someone please count the # of times “wildcat” is said during the broadcast. I’ll be at a bar, and will be unable to count by kickoff.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMvNrAgyHSA
October 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
He hasn’t been this excited since his first date rape at USC.
True story.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Hm. A second straight week with no pussytubing, apparently.
/Rex, your dad was a fucking cunt
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Hell yeah. Wildcat ain’t no pussy(tubing).
Alright, lame. But hell yeah! Henne outshining the Chimichanga is worth a lame pun or two.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am
As a Cuban dude, the jeje shit drives me nuts.
You say lol like an American, dammit!
October 13th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Even weirder, Brazilians write out laughter as rsrsrsrssrs