Comments on: O’Skippy’s Haymakers Fail to Impress Constable

By: Globulus

Globulus — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:10:12 +0000

They ARE funny! I found this website yesterday and it made my week. I wish I could be funny but I am not so I’ll stick to reading.

By: Flip-Flops Are For GIRLS

Flip-Flops Are For GIRLS — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:01:03 +0000

Some of you guys are trying so hard to be funny it’s sad…

By: Drave

Drave — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:34:38 +0000

Sounds like Reed’s been drinking from Vanderjagt’s bottle

By: Cold Tub

Cold Tub — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:36:23 +0000

That sounds about right Pain Tolerance…actually, maybe sooner since Reed doesn’t strike me as the showering before leaving the house type.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:58:57 +0000

So you’re saying he started his bender at 5:54 P.M. ?

By: Ed Hochuli's Biceps

Ed Hochuli's Biceps — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:57:01 +0000

@Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance That bar is a 4 minute walk from the stadium.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:22:59 +0000

9 P.M.? Holy Fuck Reed gets right down to it. The game ended at 4:15. Shit, Shower and Shave 30 minutes. Prancing around the locker room hoping to impress the slutty female reports another 30 minutes. Shuttle from locker room to players parking lot 5 minutes. Travel in dad’s ride to bar 10 minutes. That brings us to 6 P.M. What was he doing chugging Jim Beam for 3 hours?

By: Ed Hochuli's Biceps

Ed Hochuli's Biceps — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:48:33 +0000

Stupid kickel

By: El Borracho

El Borracho — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:56:46 +0000

from what I read, it sounded like this happened around 9 pm. Gettin that shit done early!

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:01:03 +0000

2 on 1, arm locks, and full-body take-downs violate the letter and intent of the Queensbury Rules. Mr. Reed is indeed entitled to the full purse.