O’Skippy’s Haymakers Fail to Impress Constable
Jeff Reed has once again reinforced his rock-solid reputation as douche of the drunkenist order by getting a police citation yesterday after the Steelers win at home against Cleveland. But this time it was really 10-foot-tall blocking deficient backup tight end Matt Spaeth who initiated the problems by having cops catch him peeing on an SUV.
Skippy only made things bad for himself when he [premature facepalm] unimpressively tried to challenge the officers to a bit o’ the fisticuffs.
The officer went to Mr. Spaeth to issue a citation when, police said, the Steelers kicker got out of the vehicle.
He refused to get back into the vehicle, which was driven by his father. Instead, Mr. Reed put up his fists and got “into a fighters stance,” according to a police affidavit.
The confrontation was swift as one officer put Mr. Reed in an arm lock while a second officer forced him to the ground.
Nicely done, Skip. I bet Daniel Sepulveda would have at least gotten a punch off.
Tags: drunken kickers, HEY SHUT UP - HINES IS LEADING THE NFL IN RECEIVING, picksburgh stillers, skippy reed, xmas ape
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October 19th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Good thing that cop wasn’t a paper towel dispenser. Reed would of fucked him up if he was.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
First a relatively uneventful G-20, now this. I’m consistently let down by Pittsburgh cops’ unwillingness to be disproportionately violent toward douchebags like this.
I would pay good money for a cellphone video of this jerkoff taking a taser to the forehead.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I’m trying to imagine Jeff Reed in a fighter’s stance, but I keep reverting back to him crying like a bitch on the sideline.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Liquored up idiot kicker!
October 19th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@85: I’d make a joke about his hair standing up and turning white due to the voltage of a taser to the forehead…but yeah…
October 19th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I can’t wait to see the photos of this on Hot Cops with Douchebags
October 19th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Reed could be one of the original HCWDB….he’s starting to look more and more like Christopher Walken
October 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
100% douche. Watch for the idiots face on TMZ.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@ Clancy
I will not! I’d rather be tazed than subject myself to TMZ. Bad photoshops will have to do.
October 19th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Otto- http://the-op.com/images/110-gob-hotcop2.jpg
October 19th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
so jeff’s father took him and his pal matt to get some pizza and ice cream afterward their popwarner game and things got out of hand. you gotta let boys be boys sometimes. oh, they’re grown men you say?
October 19th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Damn you for getting my hopes up for a second JTO post in less that 7 days.
October 19th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Your link doesn’t work, Maj, but I like where your head’s at.
Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-
Michael: I like hot sailors.
Tobias: Mmmm, me too.
October 19th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Was the cop at least considerate enough to wrestle him to the same ground softened by Spaeth’s wiz? When did Chuckie Cheese get a liquor license?
October 19th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Nay good sir, ‘twould be the week of Ryan Fitzpatrick!
October 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
2 on 1, arm locks, and full-body take-downs violate the letter and intent of the Queensbury Rules. Mr. Reed is indeed entitled to the full purse.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
from what I read, it sounded like this happened around 9 pm. Gettin that shit done early!
October 19th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Stupid kickel
October 19th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
9 P.M.? Holy Fuck Reed gets right down to it. The game ended at 4:15. Shit, Shower and Shave 30 minutes. Prancing around the locker room hoping to impress the slutty female reports another 30 minutes. Shuttle from locker room to players parking lot 5 minutes. Travel in dad’s ride to bar 10 minutes. That brings us to 6 P.M. What was he doing chugging Jim Beam for 3 hours?
October 19th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance That bar is a 4 minute walk from the stadium.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
So you’re saying he started his bender at 5:54 P.M. ?
October 19th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
That sounds about right Pain Tolerance…actually, maybe sooner since Reed doesn’t strike me as the showering before leaving the house type.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Sounds like Reed’s been drinking from Vanderjagt’s bottle
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:01 am
Some of you guys are trying so hard to be funny it’s sad…
November 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
They ARE funny! I found this website yesterday and it made my week. I wish I could be funny but I am not so I’ll stick to reading.