Nice Try, Pal. But There’s No Such Thing as Redemption in this Neighborhood.
Rob the Crying Giants Fan first rose to prominence here at KSK, so it’s nice to see his story reach a televised audience, even if Daniel Tosh’s Web Redemption missed the little things that made the original video so delightful, like Rob joining the comments section and egging on our legion of satanic jackals to be crueler to him.
But still, this is great. “Tosh.0″ is like a better-edited version of the internet without retarded commenters. Cheers to Tosh and Comedy Central for putting the spotlight on Rob, who (to his credit) would rather see the Giants win the Super Bowl than see Osama bin Laden captured. I can respect that kind of insane fanaticism. From a distance. With a taser.
(Oh, and Daniel? Lose the cardigan, homo.)
Tags: crying giants fan, fat people, he had a similar reaction when somebody ate the last Drake's Devil Dog, Tosh.0
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Most disturbing thing about the video: The “Beta Facial Profiler” thingy from Coke Zero. Anyone else get that ad after the vid?
what.the.fuck.
/thinks we can at least settle once and for all who Ape and Drew look like, perhaps
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Needs more hot girl wearing #47 jersey.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
What a fat cunt.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
How in the hell did they find Otis Anderson? He could have been living in any of the hundreds of parks in NYC.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
First of all, LT would be the one doing the fuckin’, not Superbad…
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 pm
“two part question: eli manning sucks ass, and go fuck yourself.”
golden.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Between the Saints offense gang-raping the Giants defense all over the field, the gnawing doubts about the Giants because 4 of their 5 wins are against absolutely shitty teams and the two best offenses they played this year moved the ball with ease on them, and this fat fuck blubbering his way back into the national consciousness, this has been a rough week for Giants fans. It’s times like this I’m really thankful that this DVD set exists to help me keep perspective.
/pops in DVD of Super Bowl XLII, pants become tighter in crotchal region
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I think we’re going to find Rob slumped over in that chair one Sunday afternoon, Giants game on, two Big Macs stuffed in his gullet and a sink full of super sized plastic Giants cups from the 80’s.
That will be one sad yet fucking hilarious day.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
the questions at the news conference SLAYED me
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Steve Phillips would hit that.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
comedy central basically took vh1’s show web junk and said “wouldnt that show be awesome if we made it… you know… not suck?”
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Fuck the 2008 Giants. They lost to the fucking BROWNS. If you couldn’t tell their season was over at that point, you’re a fucking retard.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Bill Parcells approves of his gunt
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I couldn’t get past 1:00 of the clip. Rob just annoys the fuck out of me.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Oh, and Daniel? Lose the cardigan, homo.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle gay.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’m deeply offended that Tosh didn’t also bring on the chick from the original video who pointed to her vag.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the mud so this fat fuck could get on cable.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@cpm
They also beat the Steelers in 2008. Just sayin’…
But, yeah, the new Giants D coordinator is no Spags. I’m sure Coughlin had a little talk with him because he’s singing a different tune for week 7 (i.e., more blitzes and aggression less prevent zones and 4 man rushes). We shall see.
But, seriously, does anyone really think when the dust settles that the Saints will emerge the NFC champions?
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
“Tosh.0″ is like a better-edited version of the internet without retarded commenters.
Hey! I resemble that remarnk!!11!1
/removes finger from nostril
//wipes finger on shirt
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@cpm: what jtdd said. It’s not like the 2008 Giants won their next six games and beat the two Super Bowl teams or anything like that after losing to the Browns.
/wishes Plax had a holster or knew how to operate a safety
//wishes Plax wasn’t a retard
///yes Ape, I know who won the fucking Super Bowl last season
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I may be a retarded commenter, but I don’t have a cat. Advantage: Retarded commenters without a cat.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Tosh looks like a young Stanley McChrystal.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Anyone else think Tosh kinda looks like Blake Griffin?
/wishes this fat New York fuck would stop getting so much attention for being a crybaby
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
blake griffin? hes so damned cross-eyed he can stand on the front porch and count chickens in the back yard.
fake press conference=gold.
rob makes eli look like the manliest man that was ever man.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Daniel Tosh is awesome. One of my favorite lines from his stand up, “Women always say I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual. That’s when I tell them I’m not honest but you’re interesting.”
October 24th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Hey I’m all for the Giants but I’m not going cry myself to sleep because they can’t step it up! I think they’re due for improvements soon
October 26th, 2009 at 3:16 am
@Monica
the fuck is that website? A photo blog dedicated to your different hair colors, topped off with a link to some dating site at the bottom?