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A single puff and you’ll swear you were strolling through a Turkish market.

Armen Keteyian’s investigation into the death of former Titans quarterback Steve McNair has ignited renewed skepticism surrounding the apparent murder/suicide. While revelations about the alleged shooter and her relationship with the young man who provided her with the murder weapon may be old news to the police tasked with investigating the crime, it has opened the door for outside observers to don their sleuthing hats. One such amateur crime solver has taken to Twitter to air his suspicions. Good suspicions. Lofty suspicions.

PK tweet twist

You know what’s a reallystrange twist? Lemon in your coffee!

Only in LA, people!

PK tweet open

Open like the bar at Amanda Bowers’s wedding (congrats, kiddos, and enjoy the illy sampler pack).

PK tweet relationship

Those two exchanged more texts than Brett and I did all of last season.

PK tweet powderburns

Smells like Italian roast, with just a hint of…MURDER.

Seriously though, how many calls/texts is too many? If they had exchanged 25 texts would your suspicions wane?

PK tweet book signing

If I buy a gun can we discuss my theory that McNair was murdered by the Freemasons? I am not a crackpot.