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	<title>Comments on: Mark Sanchez Earns His Nickname (Update)</title>
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		<title>By: EMS电话</title>
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		<dc:creator>EMS电话</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel you could have to become a valuable writer but you ought to typically put your personality inside your posts. It can be have fantastic written but if it isn’t composed effectively persons won’t continue to study it. Jenny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel you could have to become a valuable writer but you ought to typically put your personality inside your posts. It can be have fantastic written but if it isn’t composed effectively persons won’t continue to study it. Jenny</p>
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		<title>By: Ace Rimmer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ace Rimmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;The rookie quarterback&#039;s explanation: “I told him, ‘You know, I’m running down the field. I’m upset after the pick. I said, ‘Hey dude, I didn’t know what I was doing.’ I’m just trying to create a pile, just push somebody into the boundary. I don’t want to be the guy on film that’s quitting on the play. At the same time, I don’t want to take that guy on head up and then get in trouble for putting myself in danger. So I just told him that I got to be smart about that. And he said, ‘No problem at all. I understand. And good luck.’ He was a great guy about it and a real class guy.”&lt;/em&gt;

Yep, he&#039;s a douchebag all right. Wants to look like he&#039;s making an effort without risking anything by actually attempting to make a play, so he goes for the blocker&#039;s knees. That&#039;s real smart, cockhugger.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The rookie quarterback&#8217;s explanation: “I told him, ‘You know, I’m running down the field. I’m upset after the pick. I said, ‘Hey dude, I didn’t know what I was doing.’ I’m just trying to create a pile, just push somebody into the boundary. I don’t want to be the guy on film that’s quitting on the play. At the same time, I don’t want to take that guy on head up and then get in trouble for putting myself in danger. So I just told him that I got to be smart about that. And he said, ‘No problem at all. I understand. And good luck.’ He was a great guy about it and a real class guy.”</em></p>
<p>Yep, he&#8217;s a douchebag all right. Wants to look like he&#8217;s making an effort without risking anything by actually attempting to make a play, so he goes for the blocker&#8217;s knees. That&#8217;s real smart, cockhugger.</p>
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		<title>By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since when is Jonathan Vilma a &quot;franchise linebacker&quot;?  He couldn&#039;t even crack the line up of several teams.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since when is Jonathan Vilma a &#8220;franchise linebacker&#8221;?  He couldn&#8217;t even crack the line up of several teams.</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/mark-sanchez-earns-his-nickname.html/comment-page-1#comment-151156</link>
		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The rich and truly adventurous traveler can obtain a $5000.00 chimichanga in Mexico, if you know the right people.  But you aren&#039;t allowed to ask what the meat&#039;s name was.

/with a nice chilled Fresca</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The rich and truly adventurous traveler can obtain a $5000.00 chimichanga in Mexico, if you know the right people.  But you aren&#8217;t allowed to ask what the meat&#8217;s name was.</p>
<p>/with a nice chilled Fresca</p>
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		<title>By: nyckage</title>
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		<dc:creator>nyckage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can you guys do another Rex Ryan Conversation, revoolvig around Edwards and his issues.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you guys do another Rex Ryan Conversation, revoolvig around Edwards and his issues.</p>
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		<title>By: Reggie Bush's Pimp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reggie Bush's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Imagine trying to do that to Ray Lewis or Lamarr Woodley...that&#039;d have been a curb stomped chimichanga.

And that performance on the sideline was positively Cutlerfuckerian in its sulking quality.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine trying to do that to Ray Lewis or Lamarr Woodley&#8230;that&#8217;d have been a curb stomped chimichanga.</p>
<p>And that performance on the sideline was positively Cutlerfuckerian in its sulking quality.</p>
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		<title>By: Shmohawk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shmohawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow you&#039;re a genius, jay... nobody else would have thought to call a guy named sanchez, dirty sanchez.  how did you come up with that gem?  your imagination knows no bounds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow you&#8217;re a genius, jay&#8230; nobody else would have thought to call a guy named sanchez, dirty sanchez.  how did you come up with that gem?  your imagination knows no bounds.</p>
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		<title>By: JAYISOURQUATERBACK</title>
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		<dc:creator>JAYISOURQUATERBACK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been calling him the Dirty Sanchez since the pre-season!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been calling him the Dirty Sanchez since the pre-season!</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sweep the leg Johnny!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweep the leg Johnny!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH</p>
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		<title>By: Tim the Enchanter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim the Enchanter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the first time it had ever been called in an NFL game on a quarterback (stupid refresh button interrupting the post.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the first time it had ever been called in an NFL game on a quarterback (stupid refresh button interrupting the post.)</p>
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