Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament! Your 1pm Open Thread!
Two warnings to UK NFL fans: 1) the Bucs are about as competitive as the London Silly Nannies
and betting against the Patriots can lead to embarrassing consequences (NSFW!)
A possible Super Bowl preview headlines an otherwise lackluster lineup of early games…
Minnesota at Pittsburgh – The undefeated Vikings come into Heinz Field for the first ever meeting of Brett Favre and Ben Roethlisberger. However, the outcome might not turn on either quarterback but the absence of the Vikes’ corner Antoine Winfield who is out for up to a month. If the Steelers come up with a victory today, maybe Roethlisberger can crack Trent Dilfer’s dumbass top five list.
New England vs. Tampa Bay – The NFL makes another visit to London today, even if it’s not the spectacle it once was. If the Brits are going to get four games per season, it’s high time they get accustomed to the great American tradition of the “dog game.” Most television markets won’t even get this game; which is a good thing considering that the Bucs are involved. However, Tampa Bay will have more fans in attendance than you might expect.– the Bucs have a strong British following. You go England, enjoy the game and your spotted dick.
Green Bay at Cleveland—The Packers are longing for the early days of the season when their offensive line was only shitty—now the line is injured AND shitty. The rest of the offensive isn’t much healthier, forcing the team to sign Zombie Ahman Green to shore up their depleted running game. The Pack would be screwed if they were playing an NFL team, instead they have a friendly against the Cleveland Browns– a mid-tier Big Ten team.
San Francisco at Houston – Both former Presidents Bush will be at the game; so if you’re going, try not to look like a slob for once. Frank Gore returns from an ankle injury—much to the relief of millions of desperate fantasy team owners. The Niners got ripped by Atlanta 45-10 in their last game, so you can be sure that Matt Shaub and Andre Johnson (the league’s best touchdown combination) have CB Nate Clements square in their sights. Michael Crabtree makes his first career start today and intends to mark the occasion by playing in a suit and wearing an old-timey helmet.
“Outta the way! Game’s about to start!”
San Diego at Kansas City—The unexpected death of LaDanian Tomlinson (1979-2008, RIP), has turned the Chargers into a one-dimensional passing team (kind of like the Dan Fouts teams of old, except much, much worse). The Chiefs on the other hand have built some momentum thanks to their one game winning streak. I think the Chiefs win today, but I can’t call one crap team beating another an “upset”.
Indianapolis at St. Louis – In making his prediction, Peter King makes the following Namathish promise:
“Peyton Manning’s only game in the Edward Jones Dome was a horrible loss — a 42-17 pasting by the Greatest Show On Turf team in 2001 — and produced some of the most pedestrian numbers of his life: 15 of 28, 195 yards, no touchdowns, one pick. If he has a game worse than that this week, this I vow: I will go a year without mentioning the words ‘Starbucks’ and ‘Red Sox’ in Monday Morning Quarterback. Promise.”
So needless to say, we are hoping for a superhuman effort from the SOSA Rams’ defense, or since there is no way in hell that’s going to happen, a catastrophic injury to Manning on the Colts’ first possession. Sorry, Pey-Pey, it’s nothing personal. [ thanks to Dave for the lofty tip ]
Tags: also no visits to Toone P. Wiggins for a year, freshen up your drink guvnuh?, open threads, yes we've seen the NYT crossword puzzle today and yes we're gonna do a post about it
October 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
NYT crossword puzzle? Elucidate for the rest of us if you would.
October 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
If PK adds “Favre” to his list of verboten Monday morning verbiage, then I’ll consider it time to lay some dough on Peyton minus the points.
October 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
No Toone P. Wiggins also? You monster!
October 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Oh god, I never thought I would want Peyton Manning to lose but NOW…
/Sophie’s Choiced
//Throws both into blender
///laughs
October 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Toni Braxton singing the National Anthem in London and still looking as good as ever.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
And this chick Katherine Jenkins is trying to one-up Toni with her huge British rack.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Today’s matchup in London pits two of Great Britain’s worst scourges of the 18th century: colonial revolutionaries vs. dirty, dirty pirates. No matter who wins, King George II will be spinning in his grave.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
“Oh no, Privateers….they’re probably after my sugar cane, tobacco and spices”
October 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@JL White — George III?
October 25th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
God Damn you, Wisconsin. You stupid cheese-eating, oktoberfest-vomiting, smoked-meat smelling fat fucks are so goddamned committed to watching “da Pack” every goddamn Sunday that I am sentenced to watch the stupidest game in the 1PM slot: Green Bay at Cleveland. Why is this stupid?
1. Cleveland Sucks.
2. Fucking one-third of the Fucking Browns team and staff are down with the flu. It’s so damned filthy in that stadium I wouldn’t be surprised if the other two-thirds are fighting off staph, cholera, typhoid, typhus, TB, influenza, measles, malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, SARS, avian flu, and the goddamned black plague. Twelve guys didn’t even practice this week.
3. Take a look at the crowd there. THERE IS NO ONE IN THE GODDAMN STANDS. The top level is a sea of ORANGE SEATS THAT ARE NOT FILLED BY CLEVELAND FATASSES because even they know that THIS IS A STUPID GODDAMN GAME.
4. Color man? John Lynch. The whitest guy ever is the color man. Fuck me.
5. Cleveland Still Sucks.
6. If I lived just five miles to the west, I could be watching the same game as the other 90% of the fucking country, Vikes at Steelers. That sounds like a game. Purple Jesus and the Cumslinger versus a returned Polomalu at home on a crisp fall day? Yes, that is a game I could watch, IF THE FUCKING PACKER BACKERS WEREN’T SUCH SELFISH FUCKWADS.
7. Cleveland? Still sucks.
Fuck you, Wisconsin. Fuck you.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Those silly brits were more excited about the extra point than the pick-6.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
actually JL White, its King George 3. I wanna know the moron who thought it was a good idea to schedule the Bucs in London. The only people watching are FF owners who have Brady, Moss, and Welkah.
/Moss owner
October 25th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Pickerception, Pats.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Field looks great at Heinz. Are they running a motorcross race at halftime just for shits and giggles?
October 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
all i gotta say is THANK GOD this couns as an AWAY game and we dont loose one of our home games this year
GO PATS!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
” Both former Presidents Bush will be at the game; so if you’re going, try not to look like a slob for once.”
Uh, ever been to Houston?
October 25th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
TOMMY BRADY COMING ON THE FIELD!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
The Bucs could easily go 0-16 this year.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@ Ben
Naturally, they want their record back from Detroit. Its called pride!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@ J.L. White: I fucking hate the Dutch!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
aaaaand the Browns can’t score from 2 yards out. Because, you know, they suck.
Meanwhile, Fox has stopped showing crowd shots, as there is no crowd.
If I didn’t hate getting raped, I’d seriously consider DirectTV Sunday Ticket.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Holy fuck, Todd Haley is awful. Just fucking awful. Zorn, Raheem Morris, even Tom Cable are better than that asshat. Sorry KC, hopefully you fire this retard after the season. (Fuck Yeah, Broncos are 6-0! Super Aids!!!!!!!)
October 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Gostowski has more FF points than Purple Jesus thus far. That ain’t right. FIX YO FAITH BASED RUNNING!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I see Jeff Reed is sober enough to kick FG’s.
Also, I often wonder if Moose Johnston wishes that the fat moronic fuck named Goose would just so happen to fall down in a heart attack fueled by stadium hot dogs and turkey legs. Because I do.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Quick Poll:
Which is more fucked, New England or Old England?
Close, but I say Old England, because they’re a silly monarchy.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Did anyone else notice how Moose kept saying James Harris and Adrian Peter instead of actually saying their full names. Thank God Goose is there to keep them in line.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@ PirateSloth
No, no, you’ve got it reversed. Jeff Reed is drunk enough to kick a figgie. Reed sober is too shaky to take the field. A few pre-game Stoli-and-Orange Gatorades really help you take the field all confident-like, dude.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
So its 2 minutes into the 2nd for Min/Pit.
How drunk are Drew/Ape at this point?
October 25th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
HHHAHAHHA LT stopped twice at the goal line. Just retire, pls.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
and the booos come raining down from the Cleveland fans as the Browns turn it over on downs, six minutes into the second quarter, completely unmarked by the Fox game callers, who are attempting to pretend that this shit doesn’t stink.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Wahhhh…. Wahhhhh…. I’m a KSK writer and I want the readers to do my job for free. Be funny so we don’t have to be! Waaahhhhh wahhh waahhhhh
October 25th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I have NFL.com open in another window and every time an ad runs I jump out of my skin because they are SO FUCKIN LOUD!
/turns off speakers while shooting bird at website
October 25th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
And finally the FOX commenters mention the fact that the Browns fans are booing at the half.
Would this be a series I would like to see? Fuck and Absolutely, I would:
“M.Wallace 40 yd. pass from B.Roethlisberger (J.Reed kick is good) Drive: 8 plays, 91 yards in 1:15″
But nooooooooo..
@PULL ZEEE STRINGS
So, what you’re saying is, you’re new here?
October 25th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
No, he’s not new. He just posts his troll comments under a different name.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
$5 for a soda? That’s ridiculous.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
NYT crossword puzzle? Elucidate for the rest of us if you would.
Eh, you don’t want to know. I did the puzzle yesterday and when I realized the entire thing was organized around a Peter King quote, I wanted to off myself.
“Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine?”
October 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
And that proves it.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Chris Meyers doing Play-By-Play. So easy, a caveman can do it.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
And Alex Smith is our starter… sigh.
/Alex Smith scores touchdown
//double takes
///optimism
///Vernon Davis down
sigh
October 25th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Sapp better watch his ass or big Ben will HARFHARFHARF him like a casino employee.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I subscribe to the NY Times, but don’t do the crossword (partly because of my blood feud with Will Shortz), so I’m not in on the gag. I looked for it in Arts & Leisure section, but couldn’t find it and gave up. What I did see was a really cool picture of Jimi Hendrix playing backup guitar for Wilson Pickett and a blurb about a new photography exhibit. You NYC fuckers please check out the “Who Shot Rock & Roll: A Photographic History, 1955 To The Present” exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum for the rest of us barbarians.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Anyone else think that in the Play60 commercial the ‘father’ coming into the picture should have just laid that kid out instead of picking him up?
/my father never held back
//won’t hold back on my son
October 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
For a few minutes, it looked like the Rams might be on to something. And then they stopped giving the ball to Jackson.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
A blood feud with Shortz, eh?
Well, that explains why the answer to 38-Across, with the clue of “pig molester,” was “GINO.”
October 25th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Brittfar just got his dick knocked into the dirt by Lamar Woodley.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Holy Shit! Is there a microphone IN the crossbar at Ketchup Field?
BOOOOONG!
October 25th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
spanky datass Says: BOOOOONG!
/door flies open
Ricky Williams: What you say?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucketty fuck.
/watching Vikings get 3 instead of 7 against the fucking Steelers
//draining my supply of John Power’s Gold Label Irish Whiskey
Also, Will Shortz’s “pig molester” crossword clue is libelous slander- that pig gave me her consent!
October 25th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
J. Allen just knocked S. Holms dick in the dirt; They’re bringing in a backhoe to fill the hole left in the turf.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Roethlisberger looks off today. Was he hanging out with Jeff Reed the night before?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
BritFar yadda yadda yadda
/stabs ears with dull spoon
October 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Kenny Albert is now on my shit list. “How many other quarterbacks would sprint down the field like Favre did there?”
HEREWEGOSTILLERS, I suppose
October 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Awwwwww…. no one pretends to care about his potentially injured team mates quite like Brett Farve.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
RASHARDED!
October 25th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
That’s the same Favraro who just threw heroically incomplete passes on second AND third-and-goal from the Colts 1? Oh well, as long as he’s having fun out there, I guess.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@ spanky datass
Holy Shit! Is there a microphone IN the crossbar at Ketchup Field?
No, when Cundiff bounced one of the upright here for the Browns, it bonged like a tuning fork. They must have stuck a mike IN the goal post. Plus, to give the appropriate flu-ridden atmosphere, every now and then an open mike catches some guy’s horrid, phlegmy, tubercular cough.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
what the hell got into Alex Smith?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
LT finally gets into the endzone, and it’s canceled by an idiotic penalty.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Why isn’t the ball in Purple Jesus’s hands, especially on the goal line? 10 points. Fuck me.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
The announcers keep talking about this England travel like the teams had to go to the fucking moon to play.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Three straight rushes for LT after the penalty, and no goal. So much sadness.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Go for it on fourth … and FAIL.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Favre with a low block? Astonishing. I hope that old prick gets himself badly, badly injured for a change instead of trying to do it to other people.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Slaton also shouldn’t fucking fumble EVERY WEEK. Get the man some stickum or cum on his gloves.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Did I fucking tell you the browns suck? Geezuz, turned over on downs at the Green Bay 1 yd line.
HUH? WHAT?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
can’t we write an open letter to the media that emphatically state that we have heard every comment about ‘no one does [insert any football move here] like Brett Favre does, and no one will do it: a) as well b) with as much passion c) with a smile d) with PK clinging to his cock’ and that if they repeat any comment similar to it that we will start killing small tracts of land in the country?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
More poison, I mean tea – Norv?
This win is bringing me no joy. It’d be like watching Mike Tyson beat Peter McNeeley, if McNeeley also happened to be blind, and deaf in one ear. It pains me to watch the Chargers handle a shitty team so completely but screw the pooch every time they find themselves on a field with a competent opponent.
Also, we get it…you want LT to score, Norv. Maybe you want it for yourself. Maybe you want it to keep your former star running back happy as he continues his life cycle development toward white dwarf status…not quite large enough to go supernova before disappearing into a singularity the result of his own mass, but just luminous enough to keep shining while his density bends space around his presence.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@Piratesloth
A petition to SHUT THE FUCK UP. I like it
October 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
GB: More touchdowns than Cleveland has points.
And yet, FOX sticks with this game.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
But hey, at least I started Kaeding this week on my fantasy team…go me.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
4th quarter, just about time for the Steelers defense to get all Cleveland-ly.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@Yinz…
Britfar hit the crossbar in Picksburgh and my AWESOME SOUND-SYSTEM (duuuuude!) made it sound like a fucking Buddhist temple!
As for the mic I’m sure it was a sideline parabolic.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
JeSUS can’t the Pats kick ONE fucking field goal? Is that too much to ask?
/owns Gostkowski, is annoyed
October 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@PirateSloth:
we will start killing small tracts of land in the country?
Yeah. Fuck Rhode Island.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Lousy tripping call.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
BRITFAIL!!
October 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Brett Favre’s mojo has left the building. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
October 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
How many other QB’s out there would fumble that football like Brett Favre does? And with such passion! He’s just having so much fun out there fumbling the ball.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
HAHAHAHA! Good ol’ BrittFar is back.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
GODDAMNIT FOX THIS IS A STUPID FUCKING 31-3 GAME! Green Bay has TEN TIMES the POINTS of Cleveland! They’re not coming back It’s OVER! Switch to the 13-10 Pittsburgh GAME!
Shit, the Uproxx spellchecker thinks that “Rhode” in Rhode Island is spelled wrong. Rhode Island gets no respect.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fucketty Fuck, Fuck, Irish Feckitty Feck Feck Feck!
Where’s my Goddamn Power’s? Oh, it’s right in front of me.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Look Bart! It’s one of nature’s greatest miracles: THE CONVOY!
/loved seeing Farve’s old-man body getting juked and run over by a stillers convoy
October 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
*Favre
October 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
GODDAMMIT I JUST MISSED THIS?
“(6:42) B.Favre sacked at PIT 14 for -6 yards (B.Keisel). FUMBLES (B.Keisel), RECOVERED by PIT-L.Woodley at PIT 23. L.Woodley for 77 yards, TOUCHDOWN.”
FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
October 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
HAHAHAHHHAHA JEFF REED FAIL
October 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Hey that was cool
October 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
WUH?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
jeff reed is a pussy, officially
October 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Viking needs to watch where he runs. BOWLING FOR REFS.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Guess who’s playing the steelers D. FUCK. Jeff Reedfail
October 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
What the fuck was that, Jeff Reed?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Jeff Reed is too hungover to tackle.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
GODDAMIT, Fox just came back from the highlight showing the woodley touchdown, then mentioning the viking return for a touchdown, and they come back to the goddamn so fucking boring 31-3 cleveland game, and the GODDAMN SPORTSCASTER points out that the Steelers game is a better game than the game he is goddamn well calling!
John Lynch: “Oh, that’s a good one there, the Steelers . . . “
October 25th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
No more booing here in Cleveland. BECAUSE THE FANS HAVE LEFT THE STADIUM.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Good for the #1 overall pick from 4 years ago to finally live up to his potential. Bad for me picking Houston to win -3.5
October 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Jeff Reed, if you ever start feeling unappreciated in Pittsburgh, I think we can find a spot for you on the San Diego secondary.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Mangini worst coach ever? get a fucking QB already.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
What kind of call was that?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Seriously? Delay of game on the defense? Does the NFL really think we need more Steelers wins that they’re just going to give the game to them?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Delay of game- Defense.
What the fuck is that?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Can anyone with the SD/KC game explain to me what the hell happened here?
“9:13 SD TD SD blocked punt attempt by Dustin Colquitt. Recovered by Jacob Hester”
October 25th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
OOooooooh, 4 minutes left to play in the Cleveland game, let’s stick with this barn burner to see if the Browns, who haven’t scored a touchdown all day, can make up the 29 points in the next . . . 3:05.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Fumbfail
October 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
FALL ON THE FUCKING BALL YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
October 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Jesus! Minny D Fail!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Jesus, man. Dive on the fucking ball!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
FUUUUUUUCCK WHAT IS HAPPENING IN PITTSBURGH AARGH
October 25th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Yes, keep feedin’ Purple Jesus!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
OH, THANK YOU FOX! NOW IS WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU’LL SWITCH TO THE PITTSBURGH GAME AFTER THIS ONE!! THANK GOD WE’RE STICKING WITH THELAST ALL-IMPORTANT 27 SECONDS OF THE MEANINGLESS GAME!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Minny ball. 3rd and 4? Timeout.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Peterson is superhuman. confirmed.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PURPLE JESUS!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ABOUT FUCKING TIME! ARGH SOMEONE TACKLE PURPLE JESUS!
shit I think I’m having an aneurysm
October 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Gay, raped!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I want .gifs of that all day.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Purple Jesus shunning the Gay!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Fuck I hate the Steelers.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
There is old brittfar.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Holy fucking shit……………..FUCK YOU FAVRE HAAHAHAHAHA
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
favre just realized he was favre
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I don’t think Favre is having fun out there anymore.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Did you see Favre try and chop block again on that pick, what an asshole
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Favreception PICK SIX!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Lofty pickerception.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Wow. What a fucking Hieronymus Bosch nightmare of a fucking game this is.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Somewhere, Drew’s broken his foot kicking the wall.
(Hip-Hop Hooray, Pittsburgh?)
October 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE
October 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Great hustle you fat fuck.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Wow.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
SKÅL VIKINGS HAHAHAHA
October 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
in favre’s defense that should have been caught
October 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Oh man, I can’t wait for the BDD post about the Steelers-Vikings game. Should be epic.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
For once that wasn’t Farve’s fault. Chester Taylor Fail.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
To the bottle of Power’s Irish Whiskey in my liquor cabinet:
You are fucking dead. And I’m looking at you, too, Mr. Jameson.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I take it all back, Fox. Every mean word I said. I apologize. As long as you could allow me opportunity to see That. One. Play. It was all worth it. The interception was great, but it was so much better seeing Farve just . . . fold up? Keel over? What did he do there? And there was all of 17, 18 seconds of that game that you let me see between the Cleveland game and the “due to NFL rules, lalalala” bullshit; but it was the RIGHT 17 seconds.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Shit, I’ll join you in some Jamesons.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
It’s good to see that the old JaMarcus Russell is back.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA. Old Fuck. Now time for the Bears game. Hell yea!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
If every fan accusation of refs conspiring to help a particular team were true, all 30 teams would win the Super Bowl every year.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
The Steelers, as usual, played tough and smart to the end. My fucking Vikings, as usual, were busy shitting the bed while Opportunity was furiously knocking at the door. You earned it, Steelers. Good on ya. Fat fuckers.
SKOL VIKINGS
/sinks another Jameson’s, thinks about a nap.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Jesus Christ, Jake Delhomme sucks.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I love how CBS has a montage of Delhomme pick sixes all set to go. They knew it was only a matter of when they’d need it.