LOLNFL: Week 5

Haynesworth image via the Bog

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26 Responses to “LOLNFL: Week 5”

1. HustlerofCulture Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

   “Runs stretch play out of the endzone”

   Luckily no opponent of the Skins ever sees that coming…

2. bk Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

   by faaaar the best lolnfl of the year so far.

3. Lil' Wayne Chrebet Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

   fucking jets. ruined my mood for the rest of the week. dolphin punching did look like it helped braylon edwards play better. the defense should spend the rest of the week punching dolphins or you know, learn to stop the run.

4. bk Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

   also, those fans must really love firedick, they want it NOW!

5. Billiam Foushdow Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

   “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oops! Good thing I’m wearing my Pull – Ups!”

6. Lil' Wayne Chrebet Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   alternative vikings/boller quote: I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air.

7. Cutlerfucker Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

   Braylon, the pussytubing starts when you play well on a game that isn’t on Monday night.

8. Rocco Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   If Donahoe was still here he’d have had those fans confiscated.

9. El Nene Says:
   October 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   Fire dick now!? I’ve never seen a crowd beg for chlamydia before. That’s Buffalo for ya.

10. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    God that Haynesworth one was perfect

11. Rocco Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Which reminds me: The Bills have previously employed Bill Polian, John Butler, and A.J. Smith.

12. spanky datass Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    guess I’ll go with “How did those Bills fans know my nickname was FIREDICK? And what do they want NOW?”

13. Skins Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Now that the Sawx ah duhn faw, I can finally turn mah full attenshon ta Welkah and the Pats!

14. Purple Jesus Diaries Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    I saw that Pat Williams photo earlier as well and giggled to myself. Love a good gay sex joke!

15. Nate Newton's van Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Kyle Boller, you dirty girl!

16. Matt Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    From Peter King’s Tuesday column:

    Taunting/Heckling/Fawning Opportunity of the Week

    I’ll be doing a signing of my “Monday Morning Quarterback” book Thursday night in Ridgewood, N.J., at BookEnds from 7-9 p.m. I’ll sign, I’ll pose, I’ll answer hecklers … come one, come all.

17. ITouchdownThere Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    God, those throwbacks were fucking terrible.

18. most_impressive Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    I don’t think I’ve seen this one yet. Just seemed like a good waste of 20 minutes to me.

    http://twitpic.com/lfmu4

19. Plax's Owie Spot Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Pussytubing made me choke on my own spit. Bravo.

20. Ricky William's Dusty Bong Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Thank you KSK, for introducing pussytubing to my vocabulary.

21. nfljerseys Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 4:26 am

    lol… go manning brothers!

22. ZeroCharisma Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    My dyslexia read that as “FREE DICK NOW!”

23. Tbone Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Pat Williams photo coulda had a Harold and Kumar feel… COCKMEAT SANDWICH TIME!

24. Otto Man Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    “Firedick” is Ethan Albright’s superhero alter ego.

25. Mike D Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Boller couldn’t even hold onto a set of nuts without fumbling… FIX YO HAND STRENGTH!

26. LihueAirport Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Is there a way to subscribe to an RSS feed that only updates when Drew or Ufford posts?

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