I’ll be doing a signing of my “Monday Morning Quarterback” book Thursday night in Ridgewood, N.J., at BookEnds from 7-9 p.m. I’ll sign, I’ll pose, I’ll answer hecklers … come one, come all.
10.13.09 at 4:15 pm
Nate Newton's van
Kyle Boller, you dirty girl!
10.13.09 at 4:04 pm
Purple Jesus Diaries
I saw that Pat Williams photo earlier as well and giggled to myself. Love a good gay sex joke!
10.13.09 at 4:01 pm
Skins
Now that the Sawx ah duhn faw, I can finally turn mah full attenshon ta Welkah and the Pats!
10.13.09 at 3:59 pm
spanky datass
guess I’ll go with “How did those Bills fans know my nickname was FIREDICK? And what do they want NOW?”
10.13.09 at 3:50 pm
Rocco
Which reminds me: The Bills have previously employed Bill Polian, John Butler, and A.J. Smith.
10.13.09 at 3:48 pm
StuScottBooyahs
God that Haynesworth one was perfect
10.13.09 at 3:43 pm
El Nene
Fire dick now!? I’ve never seen a crowd beg for chlamydia before. That’s Buffalo for ya.
10.13.09 at 3:40 pm
Rocco
If Donahoe was still here he’d have had those fans confiscated.
10.13.09 at 3:34 pm
Cutlerfucker
Braylon, the pussytubing starts when you play well on a game that isn’t on Monday night.
10.13.09 at 3:31 pm
Lil' Wayne Chrebet
alternative vikings/boller quote: I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air.
10.13.09 at 3:30 pm
Billiam Foushdow
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oops! Good thing I’m wearing my Pull – Ups!”
10.13.09 at 3:29 pm
bk
also, those fans must really love firedick, they want it NOW!
10.13.09 at 3:29 pm
Lil' Wayne Chrebet
fucking jets. ruined my mood for the rest of the week. dolphin punching did look like it helped braylon edwards play better. the defense should spend the rest of the week punching dolphins or you know, learn to stop the run.
10.13.09 at 3:28 pm
bk
by faaaar the best lolnfl of the year so far.
10.13.09 at 3:24 pm
HustlerofCulture
“Runs stretch play out of the endzone”
Luckily no opponent of the Skins ever sees that coming…
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Boller couldn’t even hold onto a set of nuts without fumbling… FIX YO HAND STRENGTH!
“Firedick” is Ethan Albright’s superhero alter ego.
Pat Williams photo coulda had a Harold and Kumar feel… COCKMEAT SANDWICH TIME!
My dyslexia read that as “FREE DICK NOW!”
lol… go manning brothers!
Thank you KSK, for introducing pussytubing to my vocabulary.
Pussytubing made me choke on my own spit. Bravo.
I don’t think I’ve seen this one yet. Just seemed like a good waste of 20 minutes to me.
http://twitpic.com/lfmu4
God, those throwbacks were fucking terrible.
From Peter King’s Tuesday column:
Taunting/Heckling/Fawning Opportunity of the Week
I’ll be doing a signing of my “Monday Morning Quarterback” book Thursday night in Ridgewood, N.J., at BookEnds from 7-9 p.m. I’ll sign, I’ll pose, I’ll answer hecklers … come one, come all.
Kyle Boller, you dirty girl!
I saw that Pat Williams photo earlier as well and giggled to myself. Love a good gay sex joke!
Now that the Sawx ah duhn faw, I can finally turn mah full attenshon ta Welkah and the Pats!
guess I’ll go with “How did those Bills fans know my nickname was FIREDICK? And what do they want NOW?”
Which reminds me: The Bills have previously employed Bill Polian, John Butler, and A.J. Smith.
God that Haynesworth one was perfect
Fire dick now!? I’ve never seen a crowd beg for chlamydia before. That’s Buffalo for ya.
If Donahoe was still here he’d have had those fans confiscated.
Braylon, the pussytubing starts when you play well on a game that isn’t on Monday night.
alternative vikings/boller quote: I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air.
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oops! Good thing I’m wearing my Pull – Ups!”
also, those fans must really love firedick, they want it NOW!
fucking jets. ruined my mood for the rest of the week. dolphin punching did look like it helped braylon edwards play better. the defense should spend the rest of the week punching dolphins or you know, learn to stop the run.
by faaaar the best lolnfl of the year so far.
“Runs stretch play out of the endzone”
Luckily no opponent of the Skins ever sees that coming…