KSK Off-Topic: Nazi Peanut Brings Levity, Style to Extermination of Jews
Every now and again, we at KSK stumble across something outside the realm of professional football that we feel compelled to share, such as Beaker’s adventures in the nation’s capital. Yesterday, when Unsilent Majority requested a Photoshop of a Nazi-fied Mr. Peanut for the Meast/Least, Christmas Ape obliged with the cheerful anthropomorphized fascist legume you see above. Just look at Nazi Peanut (full name: Stabgsefreiter Johann Erdnuss of the Fuhrer’s Wehrmact) — so dashing, so full of the joie-de-vivre that comes from the extermination of Jews to purify the Fatherland. How can he wear those jackboots and not dance a little jig?
So charmed were we with Herr Peanut that we captured some images of him hangin’ out with his pals, making the Third Reich a happier, more delicious place.
“Ze peanut ist ze only pure nut! Exterminate ze cashjews!”
Tags: captain caveman, jeez punter that's just wrong, ksk group posts, Nazi Peanut, photoshops by Ape, Ufford Photoshops
October 8th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Does he pick NFL games every week like Nazi Shark?
October 8th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Nazi Peanut will not rest until George Washington Carver’s estate is made to pay for the man’s atrocities towards his kind.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I’m still not sure how the affair of Nazi Shark and Nazi Peanut produced Mel Gibson. I mean his shell and fin look nothing like his parents’.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Nazi peanut, don’t you mean Nut-zi peanut?
/I’ll be here all week
October 8th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Nazi Peanut no longer sells Mixed Nuts, as it spoils the pure Aryan coating of the dry-roasted peanut.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Does this mean the cashews will get their own country after all this is over?
October 8th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Too perfect for words. Except these words. And those. And those. And those and those and those and those and these.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Let’s just hope Nazi Peanut doesn’t run into the “Bear Cashjew” and his baseball bat.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
This is horrible and funny… God bless you all for this… especially since I didn’t feel comfortable sayong I was laughing out loud to a Nazi peanut
October 8th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Did Nazi Peanut continue his work when he escaped to Argentina, trying to exterminate the Brazil Nut population?
October 8th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Danke schoen, CC Danke schoen…
October 8th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Are honey-roasted peanuts still racially-pure?
October 8th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
This gives me hope that my long-standing belief that the red pistachio nut is an abomination and must be eradicated from the pure white pistachio nuts’ sacred homelands will find acceptance.
October 8th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
“Ze peanut ist ze only pure nut! Exterminate ze cashjews!”
preceded by…
the cheerful anthropomorphized fascist legume you see above
/Just sayin’.
//Shows self door.
October 8th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
aaaaaaaaand italics fail.
October 8th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Was Alec Baldwin’s head ever actually that small?
October 8th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Nazis? check. mini rug? check. dandelion? check. kitten? check. hand grenade? check. What in the fuck is going on in that picture???
October 8th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
WTF!?????
October 8th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
God Damnit I had forgotten about the Beaker expose, the MB (ah Marion Barry, time for another shipment already?) one surprised me again and I just lost my shit laughing.
Kudos to the Nurnberg creator on flipping Macht Shelled’s smile upside down to reflect the pure terror that is standing shoulder to shoulder with Baldwin.
October 8th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I heard Nazi Peanut wants to get rid of the cashjews by oven roasting them.
October 8th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Is this going to be another “Beaker in D.C.” meme?
October 8th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Uh oh… fix yo trademark infringement.
October 8th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
/fuck I didn’t even see the beaker in D.C. line in the opening paragraph
//dipshit
///FML
October 8th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Mr. Peanut has always been a sharp dresser. This must mean Hugo Boss is still affialted with the Nazis.
October 8th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
The Beaker in DC meme never happened. All those pics were fakes. All the data about number of hits and spread to other websites is grossly overestimated by a Beaker-loving group of Uproxx blogs.
/Institute for Historical Review’d
October 8th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
An NFL insider just told me the Nazi Peanut is related to the Ginger Hammer.
October 8th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Watched “Defiance” last night in honor of Herr Peanut… Let me just say Id like to see Daniel Craig and the pure legume go it in deathmatch style.
/daydreams
October 8th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Cashjews…. excellent. Its like an awesome doublepun cause it also points out the connection between cash and Jews.
October 8th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No, not THOSE peanuts, the ones on the bottom
/C’mon Gratuitous Simpsons reference tag
October 8th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
i cant believe he says radical, thats what i say!
that first picture is pure nazi comedy gold!
October 8th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Wheres Donnie the Jew Cashew?
/Inglorious Basterds rules hard.
October 8th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Hey you guys……..I just noticed something…….is it a coincidence that Herr Peanut is BLACK and GOLD? THINK ABOUT IT! STILLERS FANS ARE ALL NAZIS! THEY’RE MULTIPLYING LIKE FLIES!
October 8th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
JEWS!
October 8th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Mr. Clean is his Mussolini and Charlie Tuna is his Tojo.
October 8th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
All we need now is a shoped bottle of Kikoman sauce to complete the WWII set.
October 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I hear Maximilian Schell is playing him in the movie….
October 8th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Who knew killing Jews was such delicious fun?
October 8th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Boy, I really hope they have intarwebs in hell so we can all keep in touch.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Jeez Punte’ that’s just….AWESOME. Still kind of wrong.
+1 Animal Mother, on both accounts
October 8th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Jew guys make me laugh….
/pops top on Zyklon B
October 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Nazi Peanut was pretty good on FlashForward tonight.
October 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Should have been added in to the pic of neo-Nazis protesting integration of the Redskins in the ’60s. The morons with the signs saying ‘Keep Redskins White’.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:24 am
Dan Halen denies all of this.