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	<title>Comments on: JaMarcus Russell is Too Lazy For Clever Headlines</title>
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		<title>By: j</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-161802</link>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Raiders have no class. Al Davis has no class.

They ruined Russell</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Raiders have no class. Al Davis has no class.</p>
<p>They ruined Russell</p>
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		<title>By: Big Daddy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-155340</link>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Overthrow Al Davis&#039;...then kidnap Sanchez when the Jets show up, we could use him, he would fit right in, tons of potential....Give the Raiders to Cable-who will punch everyone in the head if they don&#039;t perform...then hire back John Madden to coach...hes bored now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Overthrow Al Davis&#8217;&#8230;then kidnap Sanchez when the Jets show up, we could use him, he would fit right in, tons of potential&#8230;.Give the Raiders to Cable-who will punch everyone in the head if they don&#8217;t perform&#8230;then hire back John Madden to coach&#8230;hes bored now.</p>
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		<title>By: Russel</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-151820</link>
		<dc:creator>Russel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jamarcus Russell is PATHETIC!  Earring wearing (overpaid) metrosexual that consistently gets his AS! kicked on the MANS field of football while his WHIMP RAIDERS SUBMIT to DEFEAT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jamarcus Russell is PATHETIC!  Earring wearing (overpaid) metrosexual that consistently gets his AS! kicked on the MANS field of football while his WHIMP RAIDERS SUBMIT to DEFEAT!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Leinart's Clipboard</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-151435</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Leinart's Clipboard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Mike D -- (In Al Davis&#039; voice): SOOOOOOKIEE !!!

/Mike gets this joke
//Yes. I watch the show too... They&#039;re Real and They&#039;re Spectacular !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Mike D &#8212; (In Al Davis&#8217; voice): SOOOOOOKIEE !!!</p>
<p>/Mike gets this joke<br />
//Yes. I watch the show too&#8230; They&#8217;re Real and They&#8217;re Spectacular !!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-151235</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>is he kinda like Al Davis&#039; Sookie Stackhouse?

(yes I watch that show, shut up)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is he kinda like Al Davis&#8217; Sookie Stackhouse?</p>
<p>(yes I watch that show, shut up)</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-151177</link>
		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s not dust; that&#039;s eye crust left over from laser eye surgery that JaMarcus had at the mall. Now some bullies have tricked him into buying them some beer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s not dust; that&#8217;s eye crust left over from laser eye surgery that JaMarcus had at the mall. Now some bullies have tricked him into buying them some beer.</p>
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		<title>By: DDwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/jamarcus-russell-is-too-lazy-for-clever-headlines.html/comment-page-1#comment-151171</link>
		<dc:creator>DDwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dustball eyes are way freakier then teeth eyes...just saying</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dustball eyes are way freakier then teeth eyes&#8230;just saying</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newton's van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newton's van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Smello: Calvin Johnson


/sorry, that was uncalled for</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Smello: Calvin Johnson</p>
<p>/sorry, that was uncalled for</p>
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		<title>By: J-Lo's Phishy Odor</title>
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		<dc:creator>J-Lo's Phishy Odor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;That dust in chubby’s eyes kinda looks like pot.&quot;

The fuck kinda pot do you smoke??  I&#039;ve got some used charcoal briquets, I mean &quot;pot&quot; that I can sell you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;That dust in chubby’s eyes kinda looks like pot.&#8221;</p>
<p>The fuck kinda pot do you smoke??  I&#8217;ve got some used charcoal briquets, I mean &#8220;pot&#8221; that I can sell you.</p>
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		<title>By: Gross Rexman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gross Rexman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know the Sex Cannon is the media&#039;s definition of &quot;worst NFL QB of all time,&quot; but how did he only get a gig as a 3rd string QB with the Texans, while Oakland settled for Russell and Gradkowski?

Fortunately, we are one Matt Schaub injury away from a Cumslinger renaissance...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know the Sex Cannon is the media&#8217;s definition of &#8220;worst NFL QB of all time,&#8221; but how did he only get a gig as a 3rd string QB with the Texans, while Oakland settled for Russell and Gradkowski?</p>
<p>Fortunately, we are one Matt Schaub injury away from a Cumslinger renaissance&#8230;</p>
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