Comments on: “It’s not all lollipops and chocolates and fun times,” Tony Romo wistfully laments

By: brandon

brandon — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:14:37 +0000

why haven’t there been more Wade and Jerry posts? WTF? I miss that shit

By: stinkpalm

stinkpalm — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:14:10 +0000

To make it more understandable to his fanbase, shouldn’t Tony have said, ” It’s not all vibrating cock rings, sweaty all guy 5 ways, and rimjob dreams.” I’m just saying.

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:36:36 +0000

Isn’t this the same story with Tony Homo EVERY year?

Why can’t sports journalists…I don’t know…write about quarterbacks that are good? As much as I love to read about the Cowboys imploding, I’d rather peruse stories that cover teams with the potential to be more than average-at-best.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:44:55 +0000

Tony Romo was expecting sunshine, lollipops and rainbows but he got Guns & Roses.

By: Cleetus

Cleetus — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:40:49 +0000

LOLipops dropping into coverage. That D is sticky.

/Unlike the Chiefs.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:47:10 +0000

Well, the Redskins play in Chocolate City . . .

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:40:21 +0000

It’s beginning to dawn on me that Tony Romo is just your run-of-the-mill shitty quarterback. He’s Aaron Brooks in a Texas-sized stadium.

By: Grimace

Grimace — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:09 +0000

That’s one of my favorite Simpsons scenes ever.

Well done.

By: someone

someone — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:45:02 +0000

. . . then the lollipops and chocolate dropped back into coverage and Romo threw an interception.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:40:54 +0000

I’m sure Aikman was a wealth of information of how to quickly and efficiently pack fudge. Not to mention, how to do it discreetly.