I LOVE BRITTFAR’S STUBBLEGRIT AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT
Because those of us who root for teams that don’t sign Favre in a desperate and misguided attempt at getting a title never have our feelings conflicted. We can still delight in all his failings, especially when they finally surface against our (my) favorite team
MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
/gets Mastodon and Queens of the Stone Age to disband only to ruin Drew’s day further
//includes consolation photo of Vikings jersey customized with the Peterson nickname Drew coined
Airbrushed motorcycles with Scarface and Steelers themes. Only available on display outside Jerome Bettis’ bar and in every exurban shopping mall food court in the country.
And of all the lazy name plate replacements I’ve seen on mid-’90s pre-Steelers-uniform-design Kordell Stewart jerseys, this one is at least among the top 10 most generic.
Tags: brittfar, favrewich, Homerism, purple jesus, recap, Scarbikebikebike, xmas ape
October 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Something tells me that the guy on the right in the bottom picture doesn’t realize he’s about to be on a fairly well read blog, does he?
October 25th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
No, but he will probably hear about it, come check it out, and then be swiftly reminded of his Male Pattern Baldness. That is quite the 5 head that guy’s rocking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldness
Baldness, like sadness, is for poor people.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Were those Vikings fans brutally murdered when Harvin broke one off?
October 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
im sure hes in the midst of turning TEAM into McBEAM
October 25th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Can someone explain to me why Vikings fans are buying Favre jerseys? If you’re going to buy a jersey, isn’t AP the obvious choice? Of, if you refuse to wear the jersey of a black player, then isn’t the obvious choice Jared Allen? Why pay money for a jersey of a guy you despised for 16 years?
/hates the “Favre” fans who bought Jets and Vikings jerseys after rooting for the Packers… I want to hit those fuckers in the face with a shovel every time I see one.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
You’re sober enough to type? Or did you have this written yesterday and are just sober enough to fill in pics and press ‘post’?
October 25th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
You don’t look totally sober in that first pic.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Vikings fans buy Favre jerseys because every time one is made, a Packers fan cry-sterbates himself to sleep.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@Potsie: I doubt it. Rodgers is turning out quite well and I’m fairly sure that the Packers fans are happy with him. If they cry about anything its the lack of anything that looks like an O-Line.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I’m glad you included the wiki link for baldness DJ. I had never heard of it before.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I was surprised by how many Packers and Jets Brett Favre jerseys there where at the game, do these people just like Brett and don’t give a shit who he plays for? Shouldn’t anybody with a Packers jersey hate the Vikings?
Also, did anybody notice how small one of the guys holding the down and distance marker was? Poor lil’ guy had to tilt the marker down at 45 degree angle just so he could reach the thing to change the downs.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
man is jeff reed a faggot
October 25th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
As a Bears fan I now am now reminded of the clusterfuck that was the 1998-1002 era
October 25th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@MPB
“Steelers sure got a lot of help from their refs today.”
Yea, that interference call on Heath that took away a touchdown wasn’t bullshit or anything.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Bob Lurtsema there thinks that Scarface chopper looks pretty sweet.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@Minnesota Party Boat
I missed the tripping call, but one personal foul with that much time to go is that big of a deal to you? I mean they didn’t call Favre’s low-block either (like always), you can go ahead and climb down off the cross. Your team lost.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
you can go ahead and climb down off the cross. Your team lost.
I’m pretty sure it’s a cross that they just hand to any team playing the Steelers so they can bitch and moan about getting beat. No team has ever lost the Steelers, the refs have ALWAYS taken it cost them.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Remember when Kordell Stewart was good? Yeah, me neither.
/Bears fan. (Yeah, remember we signed him? After he lost his speed? And it was really bad?)
//cries himself to sleep
October 25th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
The “Scarface” on that bike looks more like Bronson Pinchot than Al Pacino.
The Dave Coulier stunt-double wearing the Hines Ward jersey in the top picture has Super-Bloated Down’s Syndrome.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
It wasn’t the pick at the end of the game or the fumble. It was the stinkin’ refs. Are you from B’more?
October 25th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
The “Scarface” on that bike looks more like Bronson Pinchot than Al Pacino.
I say it’s a young Sean Penn.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
More like Sean Young.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
The Mad Streaker Says:
As a Bears fan I now am now reminded of the clusterfuck that was the 1998-1002 era
Yeah, that entire second millennium was pretty rough for Chicago, wasn’t it?
October 25th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Nice coaching there, Professor Plum. You’re in field goal range, you’ve got the best running back in the league at your disposal and what do you do? Why, have a guy who’s spent the last ten years throwing soul crushing late game interceptions throw the ball, of course! What could possibly go wrong?!?
October 25th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
What kind of tv’s did they have in 1002?
October 25th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Great game, gotta love a good Favre loss. I was really hoping when Harrison fell at Favre’s leg from a hold that he’d tear his ACL but no luck. Saving it for Kimo Von Oelhoffen and Bernard Pollard I guess.
And the Team plate on the jersey, thats just sad. At least do something mildly interesting.
October 25th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Touche Sirs. I just have thoughts of Curtis “the penis” Enis and McNown running in my head.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@Minnesota Party Boat:
Good to see the Vikings fans are picking up where we Seahawks fans left off. At least now we’re not the whiniest bitches in the league anymore! WOO!
October 25th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
The worst though is the fucker with his jersey tucked in. Who the fuck does that?
He’s probably the same guy that wears his cell phone on his belt with a holster.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Looks like it’s back to eating cookie dough for Drew. …Oh wait, he does that after wins, too
October 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Im surprised there werent more vulgar rants about Jeff Reed’s attempted “tackle”
Is there a Vegas Line yet on whether he plays for the Steelers next year?
October 26th, 2009 at 8:08 am
It’s Balki Bartokomis
October 26th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Where’s Cousin Larry?
October 26th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Im surprised there werent more vulgar rants about Jeff Reed’s attempted “tackle”
That was pathetic, but then again he’s a kicker. Not too many of them don’t make an ass of themselves trying to bring a returner down. I was more pissed about the fact that his kick to Harvin landed at the goddamn 15.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Reed was saving up to tackle Jim Beam over at McFaddens post-game.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Reed’s attorneys deny he missed the tackle. In fact they deny he was even on the field.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
The Steelers fan who customized a motorcycle didn’t see the irony of having a custom motorcycle for a team quarterbacked by Ben Roethlisberger?