Comments on: Even Worse Than Seahawks Fans

By: FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS

FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:23:49 +0000

@Todd Heap’s Bible:

Ever heard of a “Jumbotron”, dickhead?

Please keep your stupidity contained, eh?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:06:29 +0000

Are you retarded? How is a ref on the field going to know what gets picked up by the camera?

BECAUSE IT’S ALL PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!

/Ravens fan’d

By: Todd Heap's Bible

Todd Heap's Bible — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:05:05 +0000

“I’m pretty sure Harbaugh only got flagged because the camera picked up him yelling “THAT CALL WAS BULLSHIT!””

Are you retarded? How is a ref on the field going to know what gets picked up by the camera?

By: Mike D

Mike D — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:04:46 +0000

The Ravens had a chance to win the game but fucked it up. End of story.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:15:16 +0000

But that’s where my car keys were!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:53:34 +0000

Well, let’s put this way – the Steelers have lost two closely contested games this year and, while there are bad calls and non-calls in any game, I haven’t seen an outcry in either case that the fans felt the team was “robbed.” Meanwhile, the Ravens have lost one game and their fans are already bringing out the conspiracy theories.

By: Flab Treesports

Flab Treesports — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:41:46 +0000

“Did Shitsburgh graciously accept the coin flip from that one game 10 years ago? No, you all bitched and moaned, and the NFL changed a rule for you. Since then, you all haven’t had much to complain about. Although, yins still manage to complain about all the apparent non-holding calls of Harrison.”

Thank you. If they’re going to complain about Harrison getting held on every play throughout the playoffs, I would hate to see the size of the meltdown if it actually cost the Steelers a game.

By: Noname

Noname — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:17:49 +0000

I am now imagining Tom Brady wearing some sort of diamond chastity belt beneath his skirt

No more kids for you, dreamboat

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:34:52 +0000

McNulty – Noted. That’s why I added the link to the Bleacher Report four-page conspiracy rant. It’s a tasty multi-course dinner of sour grapes.

By: Jimmy McNulty Needs A Refill

Jimmy McNulty Needs A Refill — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:33:11 +0000

Ape, your point about Ravens fans — that they are whiny little bitches who think there is a vast conspiracy aligned against them — is mostly correct, but using a blog by Mike Preston to make said point is semi-retarded. Preston is probably the most hated journalist in Baltimore specifically because he is not a homer, because he regularly wipes his ass with the purple and gold robbery bandannas people don here without any sense of irony. If even he is bitching about the refs, I’m inclined to at least listen. There are, literally, hundreds of other assholes with bloggy blogs who could have made this point for you.

Ravens fans’ crying has also managed to overshadow a much-needed point of discussion here: The league has apparently decided Tom Brady’s Vagina must be encased in glass at all times, and those who brush up against it will be sternly reprimanded.