Eagles no match for pigeon

To the surprise of no one, the Raiders were triumphant in their Super Bowl XV rematch against the Philadelphia yesterday. What was surprising was the Raiders twelfth man on special teams. WOOOO RAIDERS! SUCK IT, IGGLES! Look at that bird go. SUCK IT! WOOOOO! I wonder if it can play quarterback too? S & B BABY! SUCK IT, PHILLY! WOO-WOO!!!

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35 Responses to “Eagles no match for pigeon”

  1. Grimace Says:

    whistle goes woo-woo

    “Dats only in da mo’nin. You asposed to be up cooking breffis or somethin so, you know, dats like an alarm clock. WOO WOOOOO!”

    +1 for the Bubb Rubb reference tag.

  2. SeanTheBastard Says:

    What’s the big deal? The pigeon was on Contain. Looks like he stayed in his lane, too.

    Lofty.

  3. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    /still waiting for the too-many-men-on-the-field flag to be thrown

  4. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Not shown: JaMarcus Russell eating that pigeon.

  5. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Been waiting since 2003 to write something like this, haven’t you?

    /wondering why I still root for the fucking Eagles
    //thanking God for the Phillies

  6. Grimace Says:

    @ UU: Pigeon is too much of a delicacy for JaMarcus. He seems content with fast food.

  7. LaFavre's Next Interception Says:

    The Raiders are on a roll!

  8. Boatdrinks Says:

    And flubby has a great moment, sponsored by Andy Reid et al. Oh Iggles, I am glad my Dad has passed away. This was not a shining moment for you in any way.

  9. Rakibul Islam Says:

    This was the highlight of my horrible weekend. Andy Reid and the Iggles are always available for a good laugh when you need them.

    /Giants fan
    //It’s only one game…It’s only one game…It’s only one game…

  10. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    @Chamomiles

    It’s a bad day when your baseball team outscores you

  11. miamidiesel Says:

    The pigeon was later flagged for roughing the passer for pecking near Donovan McNabb’s knees.

    I’ll say it again; despite all the bullshit from the talking heads, the Eagles are not a contender, and Andy Reid is fucked without Jim Johnson (R.I.P.) and Brian Dawkins bailing his ass out on the defensive side of the ball.

  12. Clamps Says:

    Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.

  13. 85 Says:

    Fucking Eagles… oh look who’s drunk again!

    http://www.postgazette.com/pg/09292/1006696-66.stm

    Game til 4, cited by 9. Someone needs to ease up on the wine coolers.

  14. Otto Man Says:

    Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.

    No, that’s what the pigeon’s agent wanted. Davis countered with an offer of a five-year, $12 million contract with the pizza crusts only supplied on an incentive basis. He drives such a hard bargain.

    When asked for a comment on the contract, Davis said: “Pumpkins driveway applesauce. Snowflake pasta go vroom-vroom. GO VROOM-VROOM!” He then shat himself and dozed off.

  15. Monkey Business Says:

    I fully expect Al Davis to start signing random animals to the roster. Next week: a raccoon at cornerback.

  16. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    There’s nothing in Andy Reid’s game plan for Raider Pigeon.

  17. RootingForTheMeteor Says:

    I’ve had about enough of flubby’s all too constant homerism.

  18. Smello Says:

    Jamarcus showed signs of potentially having the ability to maybe someday in the distant future be an NFL QB.

    /Afraid to hope.

  19. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    You suck at scrimmaging Iggles.

  20. Christmas Ape Says:

    That’s really Count Al. Instead of a bat, he turns into that filth-ridden creature.

    /obligatory Berman joke about it having more catches than Heyward-Bey

  21. joejoejoe Says:

    Hey pigeon, can I have your gloves?

  22. make it snow Says:

    Raider pigeon say you a bitch.

  23. ProfessorPher Says:

    There’s nothing in the rules that says a pigeon can’t play football!

  24. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Jon Gruden was impressed by that pigeon. “Look at that pigeon charge down the field! THAT’S HOW YOU PLAY FOOTBALL, MEN.”

  25. Bill Cowher's Chiclets Says:

    Was Rush Limbaugh right all along??!!

  26. Ridley Says:

    Pigeon beats Eagles!

    Maybe New York will finally win out and have the Bald Eagle replaced by the Pigeon as America’s national bird?

    /also Giants fan
    //don’t worry rakibul, it’s just one game

  27. skim172 Says:

    Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.

    I understand Jamarcus Russell has a similar deal structured.

  28. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    @skim172: nice

  29. dommer Says:

    Everybody knows Al Davis loves fast players. He nearly jizzed his pants when he found out that this player could FLY.

  30. LI Matt Says:

    @Rakibul
    @Ridley

    After getting wiped out by the Giants, the Chiefs and Raiders beat two of the other three NFC East teams and took the third to OT.

    Worry all you want about meeting the Saints again in the playoffs, or how to stop the Brittfarr/Purple Jesus tag-team, but the division title looks like it’s in the bag.

  31. Monica Dickey Says:

    @skim17@: hahahahah

    PIGEON NATION

  32. 40 lb box of rape Says:

    A win AND a pigeon on special teams? Too bad the game was blacked out here.

    http://www.millerarts.com/interactive/BubbRubb/BubbRubbSoundBoard.html

    WELLYAWANNAWHOOWHOOOOOOOO!

  33. Rambling Psychoses Says:

    We have a bird on special teams to add to the deer at Free Safety.

    Yeah, the one that hit me on my bicycle this summer.

    I’m not kidding.

    http://ramblingpsychoses.blogspot.com/2009/07/revenge-deer-cometh.html

  34. Leigh Says:

    I’ve had about enough of flubby’s all too constant homerism

    Personally, I think if your team has six wins or less per season, you get to indulge in all the homerism you can grab onto. Raiders/Rams/Buccaneers/Titans (!!!) fans, go ahead and make all the noise you want. It will help alleviate the suffering the defeats bring.

    Fans of the Steelers/Saints/Vikings/Colts/Giants can shut it after awhile.

  35. The Rouge Says:

    That pigeon thing is funny.

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