Eagles no match for pigeon
To the surprise of no one, the Raiders were triumphant in their Super Bowl XV rematch against the Philadelphia yesterday. What was surprising was the Raiders twelfth man on special teams. WOOOO RAIDERS! SUCK IT, IGGLES! Look at that bird go. SUCK IT! WOOOOO! I wonder if it can play quarterback too? S & B BABY! SUCK IT, PHILLY! WOO-WOO!!!
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Tags: did I mention suck it Iggles?, More Monday Homerism, oakland raiders, quick hits, whistle goes woo-woo
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October 19th, 2009 at 9:52 am
whistle goes woo-woo
“Dats only in da mo’nin. You asposed to be up cooking breffis or somethin so, you know, dats like an alarm clock. WOO WOOOOO!”
+1 for the Bubb Rubb reference tag.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
What’s the big deal? The pigeon was on Contain. Looks like he stayed in his lane, too.
Lofty.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
/still waiting for the too-many-men-on-the-field flag to be thrown
October 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Not shown: JaMarcus Russell eating that pigeon.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Been waiting since 2003 to write something like this, haven’t you?
/wondering why I still root for the fucking Eagles
//thanking God for the Phillies
October 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am
@ UU: Pigeon is too much of a delicacy for JaMarcus. He seems content with fast food.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:09 am
The Raiders are on a roll!
October 19th, 2009 at 10:11 am
And flubby has a great moment, sponsored by Andy Reid et al. Oh Iggles, I am glad my Dad has passed away. This was not a shining moment for you in any way.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:23 am
This was the highlight of my horrible weekend. Andy Reid and the Iggles are always available for a good laugh when you need them.
/Giants fan
//It’s only one game…It’s only one game…It’s only one game…
October 19th, 2009 at 10:26 am
@Chamomiles
It’s a bad day when your baseball team outscores you
October 19th, 2009 at 10:30 am
The pigeon was later flagged for roughing the passer for pecking near Donovan McNabb’s knees.
I’ll say it again; despite all the bullshit from the talking heads, the Eagles are not a contender, and Andy Reid is fucked without Jim Johnson (R.I.P.) and Brian Dawkins bailing his ass out on the defensive side of the ball.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Fucking Eagles… oh look who’s drunk again!
http://www.postgazette.com/pg/09292/1006696-66.stm
Game til 4, cited by 9. Someone needs to ease up on the wine coolers.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.
No, that’s what the pigeon’s agent wanted. Davis countered with an offer of a five-year, $12 million contract with the pizza crusts only supplied on an incentive basis. He drives such a hard bargain.
When asked for a comment on the contract, Davis said: “Pumpkins driveway applesauce. Snowflake pasta go vroom-vroom. GO VROOM-VROOM!” He then shat himself and dozed off.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am
I fully expect Al Davis to start signing random animals to the roster. Next week: a raccoon at cornerback.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:09 am
There’s nothing in Andy Reid’s game plan for Raider Pigeon.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I’ve had about enough of flubby’s all too constant homerism.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Jamarcus showed signs of potentially having the ability to maybe someday in the distant future be an NFL QB.
/Afraid to hope.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
You suck at scrimmaging Iggles.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
That’s really Count Al. Instead of a bat, he turns into that filth-ridden creature.
/obligatory Berman joke about it having more catches than Heyward-Bey
October 19th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Hey pigeon, can I have your gloves?
October 19th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Raider pigeon say you a bitch.
October 19th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
There’s nothing in the rules that says a pigeon can’t play football!
October 19th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Jon Gruden was impressed by that pigeon. “Look at that pigeon charge down the field! THAT’S HOW YOU PLAY FOOTBALL, MEN.”
October 19th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Was Rush Limbaugh right all along??!!
October 19th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Pigeon beats Eagles!
Maybe New York will finally win out and have the Bald Eagle replaced by the Pigeon as America’s national bird?
/also Giants fan
//don’t worry rakibul, it’s just one game
October 19th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Al Davis has already signed the pigeon to a two year, five million pizza-crusts-and-old-McDonalds-bags contract.
I understand Jamarcus Russell has a similar deal structured.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
@skim172: nice
October 19th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Everybody knows Al Davis loves fast players. He nearly jizzed his pants when he found out that this player could FLY.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@Rakibul
@Ridley
After getting wiped out by the Giants, the Chiefs and Raiders beat two of the other three NFC East teams and took the third to OT.
Worry all you want about meeting the Saints again in the playoffs, or how to stop the Brittfarr/Purple Jesus tag-team, but the division title looks like it’s in the bag.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
@skim17@: hahahahah
PIGEON NATION
October 19th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
A win AND a pigeon on special teams? Too bad the game was blacked out here.
http://www.millerarts.com/interactive/BubbRubb/BubbRubbSoundBoard.html
WELLYAWANNAWHOOWHOOOOOOOO!
October 20th, 2009 at 12:07 am
We have a bird on special teams to add to the deer at Free Safety.
Yeah, the one that hit me on my bicycle this summer.
I’m not kidding.
http://ramblingpsychoses.blogspot.com/2009/07/revenge-deer-cometh.html
October 20th, 2009 at 3:22 am
I’ve had about enough of flubby’s all too constant homerism
Personally, I think if your team has six wins or less per season, you get to indulge in all the homerism you can grab onto. Raiders/Rams/Buccaneers/Titans (!!!) fans, go ahead and make all the noise you want. It will help alleviate the suffering the defeats bring.
Fans of the Steelers/Saints/Vikings/Colts/Giants can shut it after awhile.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
That pigeon thing is funny.